Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, despite all my attempts to find a way to be able to. This is just a work of my imagination running away from me.
Rating: G
Summary: Cotton wonders if he's the only sane one on the Pearl.
Rush
Cotton watched as the rest of the Pearl's crew rushed from side to side, trying to get the unfortunate ship to flip over. Was he the only one that thought this was the most absurd plan in the history of ridiculous ideas? Was he the only sane one here? He took a look around at his captain racing with his arms flying every which way, the witch woman with her black teeth running in her ridiculous-for-the-seas gown, and all the others following in their wake. Even Captain Barbossa seemed caught up in this mad frenzy. Then, the ship tilted so far that Cotton almost lost his footing and had to grip the wheel with all his might just to keep himself from falling overboard. 'Oh, maybe they're not so crazy after all.'