The Trouble with Ninjas and Weddings

Chapter One: Meet the Planner

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the character's of Naruto or even the right call myself the ultimate NaruHina fan. Riema does though and this for her.

He looked back one last time at the village that had he had once called home, Konohagakure, and Sanjuro felt a pain in his heart. Not just for the fact that he was forced to leave his home, but he was forced to leave the woman he loved who was getting married to another man, a better man. It was that jealousy that lead him to plotting to kill Uzamaki Naruto and that's what cause him to lose all standing in the village. After years of being one of the popular guys, no girl would ever look his way and he was only allowed to live because he had defended Hinata, a mask which was used to get him off the executioners block, but all the villagers knew he was. There would be no one to save him now if he was caught, since now he would be a missing-nin, making a living off of people's misery as a killer for higher. Nothing about his future looked promising and he'd hate himself for ever for what he did Hinata and the others.

"So you faked your own death," said a voice that was all too familiar. It was the voice of the first squad ANBU captain Hatake Kakashi. "You know Sakura was able to dispel the genjustu, but she thought that Hinata might have second doubts so she didn't tell the others."

"She thought Hinata would have second doubts," asked Sanjuro cocking his eyebrow. "Is she retarded or does she watch too many soap operas?"

"Too many soap operas," replied the veteran ANBU captain as he turned the page in his book. (Little woman if you believe, but if you know it's complete bull shit then Icha Icha) "But you're trying to leave the village after performing a genjutsu on a number of your superiors. I'm afraid that's treason and so I must ask that you come quietly."

"Would you even need a sword if we fought," asked Sanjuro. "Would you even need Kurenai to perform a genjutsu?"

"No," answered Kakashi. Sanjuro then noticed the wolf eye, the wolf tail and the wolf ears.

"Well damn," said Sanjuro, sighing as he brought his hand quickly to his sword. He drew it, but stopped as the kunai plunged deep within his chest. He looked at its thrower, who had thrown the kunai, but was still reading his book. "Well isn't this magical?"

He fell back as the blood poured from the open wound and sprayed the ground with his dark blood. He looked at the grass that would grow and the plants that would grow from his blood, the only thing he could call children. Kakashi began making his way back to his house where Kurenai was waiting for him, not a good thing mind you, since he forgot to write her during the whole time he was away for his trials. Now he was one of the Okami, a six tailed Okami, and had to deal with ANBU and the four tailed Okami's branch.

"I hope your next life is better," prayed Kakashi as he walked away from the patch in the forest where the crows would soon gather to erase any trace of Sanjuro.

"Wow your getting married," exclaimed Sakura who was more vocal in her interests then her husband, Sasuke (you were expecting Lurch?), who would just nod and drink his coffe as the three converged.

"Hey what's up," asked a familiar voice as the Okami-eyed suna ninja walked up to the couples. He had on a Reservoir Dogs shirt and leather pants, which looked tight. Anko followed behind in her trademark outfit of a trench coat over a fish net with a skirt. "What's the buzz with the couple today after Naruto gets back from the battle field and asks me for the wedding ring his father left?"

"I don't know why you ask if you've already put it together yourself," said Sasuke as he took another sip.

"Sasuke, you are not stronger or faster than me," replied Keiji as he took of the sunglasses he was wearing revealing the eyes of the Okami. "I will not hesitate to beat the shit out of your ass."

"Dear, no swearing in front of the children," reminded Anko in her own fashion, kind words and reason. Unfortunately, reason was a fist to the head. "You know it's a terrible habit that the children have been picking up, even calling Konohamaru 'little snot nosed fuck.'"

"They can't possibly remember that," protested Keiji.

"Well anyway Tsunade-sama wants to talk to you two," announced Anko. "She sounds pissed by the way, saying that someone pissed in her garden yesterday."

"I was asleep in Hinata's arms last night I couldn't have done it," said Naruto. "it was probably Akamaru, the dog has pissed in everyone's gardens save for mine."

"It wasn't Akamaru," shouted the dog-like ninja, who was talking to his girlfriend, Neko over breakfast, well he was eating and she was talking. "Don't blame Akamaru just because he's a dog it could have been anyone's pet."

"It was you," said an emotionless voice which could only belong to Gaara, who was followed by Rukia, Tsunade, Sagat, Shizune, Ayame, Kakashi, and Kurenai.

"What are you talking Gaara-sama," asked Kiba defensively. He was yanked by the collar by Tsunade and thrown into the somewhere to the western winds.

"Don't you ever take a leak in my garden again," shouted Tsunade as she threw Kiba like a rag doll out into the deep blue sky.

"Don't you think that was a little much," asked Naruto sweat dropping like most of the people in the diner. It was no secret that the Godaime loved her garden and had been seen tending her garden with Sagat.

"No, that bastard should have never touched my garden," declared Tsunade. "Now there is another matter that I want to talk to you two about."

"Okay," said Naruto, suspicious of Tsunade's schemes and the fact that he was sure that it was no coincidence that Keiji was there. He had never trusted him ever since he was tricked into wearing a flower girl dress.

"I've heard about you engagement and I've already called a wedding planner in to help you two," announced Tsunade. "She is a very famous wedding planner and she will be the one to wed you two. Her name is Marie Kasuga and she travels with her assistant and body guard, Renji. Ms. Kasuga you can come out now."

A woman stepped out from behind one of the columns in the diner that was white and made an obvious contrast to the black walls. She was about 5 feet and had shoulder length hair that was brown and layered. She was wearing a brown kimono to match her hair and wore a smile that was cheerful both happy go lucky and strong at the same time. An awe-inspiring person was she. She had medium sized press that were firm and did well for her slender figure, but it paled in comparison to her natural grace and beauty.

"Hello, I am Marie Kasuga," said the woman as she walked over with her hand held out towards Naruto and Hinata. They both shook her hand and noticed that something was missing.

"Shouldn't your assistant be here," asked Naruto.

"Well he should, but he seems to have run off," laughed Marie. "Umm…I hope to he isn't getting into trouble."

"Don't worry mam, we'll find him," said Naruto as he pointed to Kiba, Keiji, and Kakashi. "We're the best trackers in all of Konoha."

"Please find him," begged Marie in a kind voice. "he should be at the sake houses or where ever a sukebe would be."

"You're travelling with him why," asked Kiba.

"He has a good side, he just doesn't show it much," replied Marie as she smiled.

Author's note: I know it was short for sucha long wait, but i've had personal complications. Next one will be longer.