Chapter 1 (Um...I haven't thought of a title yet)
By: Yours Truly...Me



~Ok, This has NOTHING to do with "Misto and Jemima". WARNING, THIS IS FOR ALL WHO THINK THAT MISTO+CASSANDRA IS B-A-D!!!!!! IF U R A MISTO/CASS SHIPPER, I SUGGEST U LEAVE! U HAVE BEEN WARNED! Ok enough of this...now u know. Ok byes!~


I never loved her. Never. If I did I'd never admit it. Nope. Never liked her. Not one bit.

Wrong.

I loved her. I really did. There was just this, this, thing that I liked about her. Maybe it was her sleekness or mystic powers, or maybe I just found her attractive. Anyway, I loved her. But I didn't know much about her. All I knew was that she had some sort of telepathic powers, and knew that she was a Siamese. She didn't have any family, like me, and she didn't seem to stick with anyone. She was just...there. But she was noticed.

Now me...I was seldom noticed. Probably because of my shyness (curse to whoever I inherited that from) and maybe because I was black as night, who knows. But yet again, she noticed me. She helped me bring back Old Deuteronomy. She seemed like she was the one.

After the Ball, her and I started um...well as a human would say "going out". But...ok let's skip that. Getting boring.

SHE ALL BUT KILLED ME! SHE WANTED ME DEAD! SHE WAS ONE OF MACAVITY'S SPIES WHO BRING THEM TO MACAVITY AND THEN LET HIM DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK. EXAPMLE...TORURE. PAIN. LONLINESS. FRIGHTENED. YES, I EXPERIENCED ALL THAT. YES, I HAVE HAD MY SHARE OF PAIN, TORTURE, LONLINESS AND BEING STIFF AND ALMOST SICK WITH FRIGHT.

Ok, I lost you didn't I? Um, why don't I start from the beginning eh?


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"He's really gullible, you say?" asked Macavity one day.

"Yes," said Cassandra, "very."

"Really thick?"

"Clueless," she said. "He's so in love he doesn't know what to do with himself."

Macavity rubbed his chin in thought. "It's gonna be almost too easy," he said.

"Well, you wanna kill him don't you?" asked Cassandra.

"Duh," said Macavity.

"So...kill him!" she said.

"Just like...that? Nobody dies from me without a bit of torture first though," said Macavity.

"Well, do what you want," said Cassandra. "I'm going to the junkyard. When do you want me to bring him to you?"

"I'll send Exotica to tell you when," he said.

"Whatever," she said, and she slinked off.

Mac grinned evilly at his plan. Mistoffelees. His stupid little stepbrother. Dad's favorite. And Victoria, Misto's sister, was next in line for a ticket to the big junkyard in the sky. Dad's other favorite. Mac knew he was going to get revenge on that family one day. This was going to be it.

~A/N: Bet you're lost huh? It'll all come together later in the story, you'll see. This is just junk I made up. I was eating popcorn at the time...(popcorn = "inspiration")~

"PRRRRREESSSSTO!!!!!!!!" Misto said as he pulled a rubber chicken(?) out of an old hat. His audience "ooohhed and ahhed".

"For my final trick," he said, "I will saw someone in half!"

The audience gasped. He picked Munkustrap and shoved him in this little crate.

"Don't you come near me with that thing!" said Munkustrap, gesturing to the huge chain saw Misto was holding.

"That's okay!" said Misto, "you won't feel a thing!"

"I bet," said Munkustrap.

Cassandra was watching on the side, looking at her "boyfriend". Or at least that's what Misto called himself. She was going to be so glad when he was gone. Because then she won't have to act like she loves him and cuddle up to the little dork...disgusting. He was just too...happy or something. Too young-like. Yes they were the same age, but she acted her age, Misto obviously didn't.

On the other side of the junkyard, she saw a dark figure sneaking around. It was her sister, Exotica. She gave Cassandra a look that said, "Whenever you're ready." Cass smiled and nodded, saying that she got the message. Exotica backed out of sight. Cass looked again at Misto and shook her head as he pulled Munkustrap, unharmed, out of the crate. Misto bowed and smiled broadly as the audience applauded. "You would think that the cats would be sick of watching magic tricks by now", she thought. But no, because Misto was just sooooo cute, and Misto this, and Misto that, and Misto, Misto, MISTO! Arg! She was sick of hearing that name! Just the name itself was stupid. Mistoffelees. It sounded like a Teletubbie or something. Cass shrugged.

No wonder Macavity wants to get rid of him, he had to grow up with THAT, and that prissy little Victoria. Cass took a deep breath and shook all that out of her mind. In a few days, Misto and Victoria will be gone. And all the little Jellicles would all be crying "boo-hoo" at the loss of their beloved Misto and Victoria. The odd thing is, though, that Misto and Victoria didn't know that they were siblings. They didn't know that Macavity was their stepbrother. They didn't know ANYTHING! And Victoria, thinking that Jenny and Skimble were her parents and that Etcetera and Electra were her sisters, boy, will she be surprised. Cassandra chuckled.

By now, all the Jellicles cleared out and Misto was on his way toward home, when Cass jumped down in front of him.

"Hi Honey, where were you?" asked Misto.

Cassandra rolled her eyes. "Just hanging around," she said. It was a good thing she was an actress.

"Oh. Cool!" said Misto, annoyingly cheerful. "Hey um, are you going to the Jellicle meeting tonight?"

"Oh um," she said, "Why don't we skip that tonight? It's so boring. Let's have some...fun." The "fun" was she was going to knock him out and bring him to Macavity.

Misto looked thoughtful for a minute. "But-," he said, "we all have to go."

Cass was fed up. "Look you little," she said, but she calmed down. "Those meetings are always the same thing," she said. "Why don't I come over?"

Though being the smart little child prodigy of the tribe, he couldn't see that this was a recipe for trouble. "Okay!" he said.

Cass smiled. "I'll meet you there," she said.


Later that night, Cassandra found Misto in front of his den.

"So...what are we doing?" he asked.

"Oh!" said Cass. "Um...I-I want to show you something!"

"Really?" said Misto, getting excited. "What? What? What!"

Cass was getting fed up again. "Oh! You'll see!" she said. She would have dearly loved to say, "Just shut up and follow me!" but she didn't.

Cass took Misto to a dark alley...far from the Junkyard. Misto looked around.

"Casey, where are we doing here?" but Misto didn't get an answer. He never found out why he was there. All of a sudden, everything went black and he knew no more.


A/N: ~Ok PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE say that you liked it! I hope its not too confusing!!!!!!!!!! Everything will come together in later chapters...you'll see I promise!!!!!!!! This is going to be a really cool story I swear!!!!!!!! I wont let you down!!!!!!!!!!!