Dear Isabella Swan,
I just decided to put this out when I finished Eclipse (for the sixth time) and I had Bella issues. At first this was just for fun, but I'm going to put this up! Enjoy!
R&R! or else…
Dear Isabella Swan,
I just wanted to tell you how lucky you are to have Edward and Jacob. I also decided –for your own good- to give you a list of things not for your relationship with the boys.
Don't EVER leave one for the other, especially if it is Edward. Or I'll kill you.
If you leave Edward for Jake, don't go crying back to Edward telling him you always loved him if Jake leaves you. If you love a werewolf, you run the risk of him Imprinting on someone else. (there are lots of people ready to take your place.)
If you cheat on either Jacob or Edward, you are a worthless slut. (Especially if you cheat on them with Mike, or some human.) You took for granted their irrevocable love, and will have to pay for the consequences.
If you evercause Edward (more) pain, you will have tons of fangirls to answer to.
For Edward's sake, trynot to kill yourself. We all know that would send him to Volterra without a moment's breath.
Trust me Bella; this is for your own good.
, Edwards Megumi
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