Davis Discovers The Letter "C"
A story about how Daisuke discovered the third letter of the alphabet.
I own nothing here, not Daisuke, not PBS, NBC, any TV programs, nothing.
Daisuke was bored. He had nothing to do.
"Man," he said, "I am so bored, I could watch PBS. I may actually watch an educational program." He turned the channel to PBS.
On the program, he saw a blue creature nect to a curvy thing.
"What is that half circle thing? and what is that song they are singing?" Davis was as puzzled as he ever was. The blue creature was singing a song about something.
"C?" said Daisuke. "A letter? Interesting."
He listened to more of the song.
"It's for something. WOW! AMAZING! I HAVE TO CALL TAKERU!" Daisuke rushed to the phone and dialed Takeru's number.
"Hello?" Takeru's voice said.
"It's me Daisuke. TA, listen. I just discovered something major."
"What?" said Takeru anxiously.
"'C'. 'C' is for cookie."
"My goodness," said Takeru, sarcastically. "You found out that 'C' is for cookie."
Davis then called the pentagon informing them of his discovery. He had an article written in the newspapers all about it. He appeared on NBC's "Today" show and he was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
"So," said Conan. "How exactly did you find out about this letter, because, a lot of people know about it and it's amazing that this could be kept secret from you."
"Well," said Daisuke. "I heard this song, sung by a blue thing that went: 'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me. 'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me. 'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me. . ."
The Max Weinberg 7 began to accompany Daisuke.
"Oh cookie, cookie, cookie starts with 'C'. Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with 'C'. Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with 'C'. Everybody! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with. . . "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Daisuke was rushed to a hospital because one of his lungs bursted. After he recovered, he wrote book about his discovery. Number of copies sold: 2, purchased by his parents.
His sister, Jun, however, wrote a book about being a sister to the dumbest person in the world, and became the New York Times #1 best seller.
A story about how Daisuke discovered the third letter of the alphabet.
I own nothing here, not Daisuke, not PBS, NBC, any TV programs, nothing.
Daisuke was bored. He had nothing to do.
"Man," he said, "I am so bored, I could watch PBS. I may actually watch an educational program." He turned the channel to PBS.
On the program, he saw a blue creature nect to a curvy thing.
"What is that half circle thing? and what is that song they are singing?" Davis was as puzzled as he ever was. The blue creature was singing a song about something.
"C?" said Daisuke. "A letter? Interesting."
He listened to more of the song.
"It's for something. WOW! AMAZING! I HAVE TO CALL TAKERU!" Daisuke rushed to the phone and dialed Takeru's number.
"Hello?" Takeru's voice said.
"It's me Daisuke. TA, listen. I just discovered something major."
"What?" said Takeru anxiously.
"'C'. 'C' is for cookie."
"My goodness," said Takeru, sarcastically. "You found out that 'C' is for cookie."
Davis then called the pentagon informing them of his discovery. He had an article written in the newspapers all about it. He appeared on NBC's "Today" show and he was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
"So," said Conan. "How exactly did you find out about this letter, because, a lot of people know about it and it's amazing that this could be kept secret from you."
"Well," said Daisuke. "I heard this song, sung by a blue thing that went: 'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me. 'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me. 'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me. . ."
The Max Weinberg 7 began to accompany Daisuke.
"Oh cookie, cookie, cookie starts with 'C'. Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with 'C'. Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with 'C'. Everybody! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with. . . "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Daisuke was rushed to a hospital because one of his lungs bursted. After he recovered, he wrote book about his discovery. Number of copies sold: 2, purchased by his parents.
His sister, Jun, however, wrote a book about being a sister to the dumbest person in the world, and became the New York Times #1 best seller.