This is pure crack. XD
Horde vs. Allies
Cyner: I really don't see how you guys can play ally. All of their races suck.
Chixue: Oh god, here we go again.
Koraq: Oh? Look who's talking, Horde boy.
Cyner: Seriously. I mean, think about it: gnomes are bite sized midgets, dwarves are fat, drunken midgets, and why would anyone who plays a fantasy game roll a boring, normal human? As for night elves, one word: Hippies.
Koraq: Then why are night elves the most popular race?
Cyner: Okay, let me rephrase that: why would anyone want to play a male night elf?
Chixue: …I'm going to kill you, Cyn.
Cyner: I mean, come on! Horde races are so much better!
Koraq: You mean 'uglier.'
Cyner: I mean cooler. Giant bull men, fearsome orcs, Jamaican trolls. And what's better than teabagging someone after you kill them? Eating them.
Koraq: Then explain why there are twice as many allies are horde.
Cyner: Hey, since BC, that has all changed. On some of the newer serves, blood elves alone outnumber allies.
Koraq: Congratulations; in addition to being ugly, the horde is now homosexual. Or at least more then they were before.
Cyner: Quit being a homophobe, Koraq; the more you hate gay people, the most you yearn to love them in dirty hotel rooms.
Koraq: Don't put words in my mouth, you little piece of &. You're saying all this stuff bout why a person wouldn't want to be short, fat or boring. Well, why would a guy want to play as a character will less muscle mass than Paris Hilton?
Cyner: Of course you wouldn't understand, Koraq; you know nothing about true beauty.
Koraq: That is the gayest sentence I've ever heard.
Cyner: Come on, what's sexier than a guy who never has to lift a finger to do anything he wants? And they're not effete, they're cultured, there's a difference you redneck. Power and sophistication, that's what women really want.
Chixue: No, I like men with muscles; shows that they know how to get things done when they need to be.
Heliotrope: Bow-chika-bow-wow.
Chixue: That's not what I meant and you know it!
Koraq: Get out of here, Helio!
Cyner: Yeah, you're not even supposed to be in this post/joke.
Heliotrope: aw…
Koraq: Where were we? Oh yeah: so you want to talk about what women want? Paladins deliver on that! We tank naked with a two-hander and blessing of protection always on, baby!
Cyner: Blood elves can be paladins, too, mate.
Koraq: Horde, paladin and straight; you can only be two.
Cyner: And you're neither. But think about this: Blood elves took a Naaru prisoner, stole the light and bent it to their will. What's more macho than that? Personally, I think that you ally pallys are just jealous.
Koraq: Have you read the new Sunwell lore? The Naaru let them have it! Imprisoning someone doesn't count if they let you do it.
Cyner: Apparently you're never done S&M…
Chixue: Okay, I am stopping this right now! Both of you shut up! Let's talk about something else.
My friend made made this using some old messages we had with our friend and one random thing his cousin said got thrown in for kicks.
Note: Not everything being said was actually said.