Espada Meeting

The espada formally walked into the meeting room and took their respective seats and positions.

"Hey Halibel, why do you always sit in front of that old man if you claim to not like him? Are you secretly into old men?" Asked Nnoitra.

"Hey Nnoitra, why do you sit in front of Szayel Aporro when he tries to rape you in your sleep? Are you secretly into that sort of thing?"

"Oh Halibel I would never rape someone in their sleep. I would clone them and rape that clone while he's asleep and have him call my name as well."

"Szayel can you stop that? I don't want Lillinette to here you and Nnoitra fornicating." Said Starrk.

"And you are not bothered with Halibel fornicating with her fraccion?"

"Stop trying to pin this on me. Just because your stupid girlfriend left you doesn't mean I am willing to be interacting with you anymore than she did."

"Nnoitra. She's got a point. Neliel was the only woman who willingly paid attention to you." Grimmjow leaned in.

"She is also the only woman who let you touch her." Szayel Aporro added.

"Guys shut up. That last part was because I was drunk on booze."

"So you are willing to sleep with her but not me? I aaam quite offended."

"Shut up Szayel. I am not gay. Gay arrancar don't have hollow holes."

"Halibel." The pink haired arrancar whispered.

"Shut up. Your hair's pink."

"Your the odd one out of this party though!"

"Do you espada have anything better to do than slit eachothers throats?" Asked Ulquiorra.

"Slitting your throat would be a nice way to start a morning." Said Grimmjow.

"Ulquiorra I saw you peak on pet-sama when she was showering." Said Nnoitra.

"I had to check if she was okay."

"Check? As in check her out?"

"Non of your business."

"Emo clowns got a lover. I knew it."

"Lets place a bet to see how long it takes before Ulquiorra confesses his undying love to Orihime." Said Grimmjow.

"Put me down 50 for when she falls in love with someone stronger than him." Said Tia.

"200 Says after this meeting." Szayel Aporro smiled.

"How are you going to make that happen?" Asked Grimmjow.

"70 Says when I am King of Hueco Mundo and force him to."

"Like you would be king Barragan." Szayel Aporro laughed.

"Szayel didn't you try to takee nude pictures of Barragan?" Asked Ulquiorra.

"Ew!"

"That's disgusting!"

"What the fuck?"

"Are you alright Szayel?"

"Didn't I hear you talk in your sleep? Something about Orihime and taking her virginity?"

"That is nothing like Ulquiorra. But entirely possible."

Aizen, Gin and Tousen finally walked into the room and took their respedtive seats.

"Hello espada. I have something very special planned today. First I have a question. Do you take cream or sugar with your waste of time?"

The espada began to complain out loud.

"Okay okay relax espada. Today, Tousen is going to teach you about justice."

Every espada in the room save for Ulquiorra had a massively depressed facial expression.

"Why Aizen? Why justice?"

"Would you rather Gin educate you on how to fight as a team? Like I want to get through before we start fighting captains."

"I think I am okay with the justice now that I think of it."

"Yeah justice sounds way better."

"Exactly."

"Go justice!"

3 Hours later

Every espada was almost driven to insanity from Tousens voice.

"Then justice said that he was truth before dying on the cross of justice. When justice died, the skies immediately turned black and his evil brother injustice came out and started terrorizing the nearby village of Justiceville."

"How much justice does it take to get these espada to work more effectively?" Asked Aizen.