A/N: I blame Nisha...


America broke down Matt's door.

"MATT! MAAAAAAAAAAAAATT THEY'RE HAVING A SALE AT IKEA! LET'S GO INVADE THOSE SWEDISH—"

Alfred suddenly noticed that along with Matthew, Ivan was also occupying the living room.

...

Playing monopoly.

It was awkward for Canada because being between America and Russia was ALWAYS awkward

It was awkward for America because he would have to blow up Russia for going anywhere near his little brother.

It was awkward for Ivan because Ivan's a communist.


America punched the door off of the hinges of Canada's house.

"MATT! THE COMMUNISTS ARE HAVING A PARTY, LET'S HUNT THEM DOWN AND CRASH IT!"

That's when he noticed that Matt had guests... Russia, China, North Korea, and Cuba...

It was awkward for Matt because it's always awkward when your brother finds out he wasn't invited to your party.

It was awkward for Alfred because he was outnumbered by his sworn enemies and had no back up so he would have to make a strategic retreat (run away).

It was awkward for everyone else because a capitalist at a communist party always brought the mood down.


America kicked a giant hole in the door of Canada's house yelling at the top of his lungs.

"MATT I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW MAY PEPPERS PETER PIPER PICKED---!"

That's when Alfred noticed that France was naked in the middle of Matthew's living room and the Canadian was nowhere to be seen.

It was awkward for Alfred because of obvious reasons.

It was awkward for Matthew when he heard about it the next time he saw his brother.

It wasn't all that awkward for Francis at all really.

It was really awkward for Ivan because he had no chance now of getting out of Canada's closet in the next ten minutes like he had planned.


America screamed as he attempted to body check his way into Canada's house, but failed as there was no door to break down.

"MATT! MATT! FRANCIS WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM NAKED AND—"

That was when Alfred had slammed into Matt's wall having no door to slow him down.

It was awkward for Matt because he hadn't known Francis had been in the middle of his living room naked. Also, it was doubly awkward because he hadn't had a chance to fix his door since the last time his brother had... stopped by.

It was awkward for Alfred because he had face planted directly into the wall.

It was awkward for Ivan because he was still stuck in the closet.


Um... I might do more of these I might not....