Okay, so stories like this are really tricky for me to write because there are many many characters to keep track of. And the story really has no relation to the actual Homestuck plot, but if you dig murder Mysteries then you might like this. for me, the first chapter is always the worst and the slowest, so just bare with me. thanks dudes! :P
Oh, and P.S, I have the headcanon that trolls can impregnate humans. Also everyone in this is alive. so the alpha trolls and other dead dudes are alive in this.
Jegus, he was mad.
Karkat spent at least an hour pacing angrily the room before sending the message out to the group. He doesn't even know WHY he has to round up everyone for this, but Aranea said it was crucial that he did. Fuck, he even had to bring the fucking humans. Jegus, was he pissed.
Once he finished pacing, he sat down in front of his computer. He drew out a long sigh, and then he turned on his computer and typed out the invitation to everyone Aranea listed.
OKAY FUCKASSES. GOT SOME STUPID FUCKING NEWS FOR YOU. ARANEA SENT ME A MESSAGE SAYING THAT I GOTTA ROUND ALL YOU BITCHES UP TO MEET HER ON THAT CRAZY ASS PUNK FISH CHICK'S PLANET FOR SOME STUPID ASS MEETING ABOUT THIS PASSAGE OR SOMETHING. I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO COLLECT US ALL FOR, BUT ACOURDING TO HER ASS IT'S PRETTY FUCKING IMPORTANT. SO YOU HAVE FUCKING 3 DAYS TO PACK YOUR SHIT AND HEAD TO MEEANAH'S PLACE.
Once he finished typing it out, he sent it to everyone. He let out a low growl, and got out of his chair. He stuck his grey hands in his pockets and paced around his Hive again. He didn't know what the fuck was going to happen, but he sure as hell knew one thing. He couldn't WAIT to get it over with.
"Kanaya? Kanaya where are you?" Rose called out. She had just finished making dinner and started to get curious as to whether Kanaya came home at the right time. She decided to put setting the table on hold to go look for her. She looked out one of the many windows to see if Kanaya's Metal Hollow Transportation Device (It's actually a car, but Kanaya refused to called it that for a reason that Rose is not familiar with) was parked out front. She peered down from 5 stories up and noticed that, yes, Kanaya's car was there. Which made Rose even more suspicious of her whereabouts.
"Hmm…" She said. Her own voice tickling the back of her throat. She left the window and went to look around the house. The Hive they had made and moved into resembled Kanaya's Hive she lived in on Alternia. With a few modifications that Rose preferred. Their house was enormous and they made a good living with Kanaya making lots of money off of her dress designs. Despite their Hive being amazing and life fulfilling, Rose will admit that the one disadvantage of their lifestyle is that it can be difficult to find Kanaya in it.
She decided to go upstairs to the twelve level to see if Kanaya hid herself away in her office room. She normally works on her outfits and her internet work there. Rose was already tired by the 10th floor, but she pushed on until she managed to make it to the doorway that led to Kanaya's personal office. She slowly opened the door. She slowly walked into the room. She smiled lightly when she noticed Kanaya sewing a small piece of fabric together. Kanaya must not have heard her come in over the sound of her sewing machine because she did not turn around to look at her. Rose decided to use the element of surprise in her approach. She quietly walked up behind Kanaya and wrapped her arms around her neck. She felt Kanaya tense, but then relax when she realized who it was. She ceased her sewing for the moment and tuned her head to glance at her matesprit. Being cautious not to scratch Rose with her horn.
"Rose. You startled me." She said. Rose hugged her tighter.
"My apologies. But I suppose my train of thought led me to believe that you would appreciate my use of surprise." Rose explained. She let go of Kanaya's neck and placed her hands on her bony shoulders.
"I suppose, thinking it over a little more, your skill of startling me is quite fascinating." Kanaya inquires. She smiles at Rose, flashing her large fangs.
"What are you making here?" Rose asks, pointing to the fabric Kanaya was sewing earlier. Kanaya smiles a little bigger and grabs the fabric. She holds it up for Rose to see. It's incomplete, but Rose can plainly see what it is. Its little buttons, tiny sleeves and soft pink fabric give it away right away.
"It's not quite finished, but I believe it will suite a young human grub nicely." Kanaya says.
Rose brightly smiles at it. "Yes, I think it will too."
Kanaya places the infant one-sy outfit back under the sewing machine and stands up. She towers over Rose height wise. Rose looks up at her. "You seem quite excited." She says.
"Of course I am. As a troll trained by the Mothergrub to care for the young, I've always been knowledgeable on caring for children. And of course been very eager to raise one." Kanaya beams. Rose smiles.
"In due time, love. But right now, dinner is getting cold."
They both are almost ready to walk out when Kanaya's laptop makes a beeping noise. They both look at each other, and the Kanaya walks to her computer. She wakes it up, and then looks at a message that was sent by Karkat. Kanaya raises an eyebrow. She hasn't heard from Karkat in a long time, so seeing a surprise message from him was a bit strange.
Kanaya took a minute to read the message. And then both her eyebrows raised up.
"What is it darling?" Rose asks.
"It's a message from Karkat saying that we have to meet our entire friend group on Meenah's planet. He says that it is mandatory, and that we have three days to pack things up to go there." Kanaya says. Rose kits her eyebrows together in confusion.
"Did he say why? Because I am not sure how comfortable I feel traveling such a far distance for no apparent reason."
"He said that Aranea is behind this large gathering, but apparently she did not say why. He briefly mentioned that she stated something about a passage of some sort. But that's it." Kanaya explains. Rose cocked her head slightly.
"That seems a bit strange. Are you sure that's Karkat? It could be John delivering another one of his highly intelligent pranks." Rose suggests with her usual cutting edge sarcasm.
"No. I do not believe so. It's a bit complicated to impersonate Karkat, considering his overall personality is very…over the top. John would have to be quite angry at the moment of typing out the message to fool someone." Kanaya points out.
"I suppose your right. So…do you think we should go?" Rose asks curiously. Kanaya tears her gaze from Rose to the floor. "Well, I was actually hoping that we could use this week to possibly…uh, start…um…trying?" Kanaya says a little awkwardly. Rose smiles at seeing her girlfriend's rare act of embarrassment. She grabs Kanaya's hand lightly.
"Kanaya, there's always going to be an opportunity to start trying, and if Karkat says that it's urgent and mandatory, then I see no use in trying to refuse." Rose says with a warm smile. Kanaya reciprocates with one as well.
"I suppose your right." Kanaya says.
"Yes. Now how about we go reheat our dinner and actually make an effort to eat it?" Rose suggests. Kanaya nods, and they both head downstairs. Kanaya couldn't be happier with the life she has on Lolar with Rose, and someday, a young child.
Hey Dave! Karkat wants us to go to on this really wild trip to another planet! Oh let's go!" Jade exclaimed from her and Dave's bedroom. A moment after Dave walks into the bedroom, shades glinting.
"What now? Another planet? Shit man I'd love to but old farts like me tend to poop our diapers when going on big trips like that. I mean, don't get me wrong I'm still pretty cool and going to other planets and shit ain't got shit in the chill o meter on me, but it" Dave mumbles, adjusting his shades on his face. Jade giggles.
"Whatever Dave! Your not that old! We're both 23!" Jade exclaims. Dave gives her a small smile.
"Whatever cute girl. Don't you know 23 is the new 86?" He says. Jade laughs.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever cool guy! C'mon! Let's go! Everyone's going to be there! It'll be awesome!" Jade yells. She hops out of her computer chair and bounces around Dave. Dave cracks a smirk.
"Alright, alright. We can go. But if it's not going to be as awesome as you say I am going to tickle you until Bec attacks me thinking that I am hurting you immensely." He says.
Jade lets out a large shout of happiness and pounces on Dave. She wraps her arms tightly around his neck and gives him a big kiss on the check. Dave can't help but smile. Not coolly, but warmly. "Hey, should I message my kid sized Bro to join? He's pretty cool." Dave asks.
"Oh of course! Invite him and the other kid versions of our relatives! The more the merrier!" Jade exclaims. Dave begins to think her positive attitude may be a bit contagious.
All the trolls spread out across the universe received Karkat's message, and has begun to pack up their things to head to Meenah's planet to meet with Aranea and the rest of the Alpha trolls to see what the hell is so important that she just has to make everyone show up. This better be good.
So here's the first chapter. I'll try to do my best to pick up the story in later chapters.