I know, I know, I have another random-inspiration fic up a few hours after the first one. Should I see a therapist?

…Nah. :) P.S. Sorry, Invader, if you think this is copying, but YOU were the one who wouldn't respond to the PM. I tried, and that is my legal defense. XDD I'M SORRY! *huggles*

Rated T for…inappropriate humor. In the beginning, anyway, as for future chapters…It may go up. XD

TEEHEE. I'm inappropriate!

"STANFOOOORRRRDDDD!" Agura roared, sprinting past Sage. The Sentient blinked at the flash of green, refocusing her ocular sensors.

"Nyah-Nyah!" Stanford taunted, holding his prize above his head on the other side of the Hub.

"Give them back!" She demanded, glaring at him.

"What, these?" Stanford grinned, holding the box of tampons aloft. Agura growled, springing at him. Stanford ran through the Hub, reaching into the box and throwing the feminine products around like confetti.

"Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah! Happy Easter! Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Halloween! Happy Labor Day! Happy Memorial Day! Happy Fourth of July! Happy….ah….oh! Happy BLOWJOB WEEK, VERT!" Stanford pranced along, spreading tampons and joy throughout the Hub.

"STANFORD!" Agura screamed. "I swear, when I catch you…"

"Ha! Good luck!" Stanford taunted. "Your heavy flow will probably slow you dow-AHHHHHH!" He screamed as Agura pounced, tackling him to the ground.

"Ah, guys?" Spinner asked, walking up. "WHOA, AGURA, KEEP YOUR LADY-GADGETS OUT OF THIS!"

"Ugh!" She groaned, yanking the box from Stanford.

"Dude! Nice!" Spinner and Stanford slapped high fives.

"SPINNER!" Vert yelled from down the hall.

"Yes, Vert?" Spinner called sweetly. "What ever is the matter?"

"You know!" Vert shouted angrily.

"Uhm, I don't think I do!" Spinner replied.

"SPINNER! GIVE IT BACK!" He yelled.

"NEVER!" Spinner cackled. "I'll catch you guys later, I gotta run, but hey, look what I found in Vert's room!" He exclaimed quickly, pulling something out of a bag and hurrying out.

"Are these…OHMYGO-" Agura's hand clamped Stanford's mouth shut as she ripped the items from him, stuffing them into the tampon box.

"Speak of this, and I will rip off your penis, chop it up like an onion, and feed it to you with a SPOON MADE FROM YOUR OWN FOOT!" She threatened. Stanford gulped.

"And that's just for those! I cannot even believe you had the balls to break into my room, steal my-" Agura stopped short when Vert came running up, screeching to a stop at Agura and Stan's pile-up.

"Ah….guys?" He inquired, glimpsing the box. "Agura!"

"It's not my fault!" She screeched, slapping Stanford.

"Hey! It was a prank! Speaking of pranks, Vert, Spinner has your…or should I say your and AGURA'S box of-"

"STANFORD!" They both screamed.

"I'm going to kill him!" Vert said darkly, running off and leaving Stanford to Agura. She simply glared at him, sitting on his chest .

"So…that thing you said about cutting off my…" Stanford trailed off.

"Oh, no. That's not NEARLY severe enough!" Agura shook her head, and Stanford gulped.

"Wh-what is?"

"FIRST, I'm going to sit on you until your legs get numb. Then, I'm going to send Grace that video Spinner got of you when we were searching for Zemerik. THEN, I'm going take all your hair gel, even the stash you think no one knows about, and flush it down the toilet." Agura glowered.

"You WOULDN'T." Stanford glared.

"I WOULD!" Agura sang, jumping off him and sprinting towards their rooms.

"GAH! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU TOUCH MY HAIR GEL-"

"You'll do what, throw a styling comb at me?"

"I'll throw the whole BLOW-DRYER AT YOU!"

"Not if I flush it down the toilet along with your gel!"

"WH-THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!"

"Fine, I'll just disassemble it. Piece. By. Piece."

"AGGGGG! YOU MONSTER!"

"You're only making it worse…"

"How can it get any WORSE?"

"Hello, Grace?"

"NO! HANG UP! HANG UP!"

"Yeah, this is Agura."

"Agura, I swear…"

"I have the FUNNIEST video of Stanfor-"

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Stanford shouted, jumping onto Agura and tackling her to the ground.

"Grace? I'm gonna have to call you back." Agura wheezed. "Now GET. OFFA ME!" She demanded.

"No." Stanford pouted, sitting on her back. "Not until you delete that video off your phone."

"No."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"I can lay here alllll day."

"I can sit here alllllllllllllllll day."

"I hope you're comfortable."

"I hope you're NOT."

"Well, THANK YOU."

"No, thank you!"

"Well, you're welcome!"

"You're MORE welcome!"

"Uh, guys?" AJ asked, coming up on them in the hall.

"Hey AJ." Both waved.

"I said it first." Stanford said haughtily.

"No, I did."

"No, me!"

"GUYS!" AJ stopped them. "What are you doing?"

"We're skydiving AJ, what do you think?" Agura rolled her eyes.

"Wheee….." Stanford waved his arms. "You should try it sometime."

"Don't tell him what to do." Agura said snootily.

"Oh don't you start with me! Hey, AJ, wanna see Agura's giant tampons?"

"STANFORD!"

"AJ! QUICK, TAKE THE BOX!"

"AJ!"

"DAYUMMM, GIRL! THESE THINGS FREAKING TORPEDO-PONS!"

"STAN! AJ!" Agura cried, still pinned down. Laughing, AJ spoke into his wrist-com.

"Dude, Spinner, come by Stan's room! You GOTTA see this!"

"AJ! No!" Agura squealed as Spinner came jogging up.

"Dude! Look at these!" AJ shook the box at Spinner.

"Please, those are old news! Check THESE out!" Spinner smirked, tossing HIS box to AJ, who opened it. His eyes grew wide.

"WHOA. ARE THESE VERT'S?"

"Yup." Spinner nodded smoothly.

"Aw, man, Vert!" AJ cackled, shaking his head.

"SPINNER!" Vert came running down the hallway. "SPINNER!"

"Hey, Vert!" Spinner chuckled nervously, ducking behind AJ. "How's it going….?"

"UGH!" Vert snatched the box back. "Give me those!" He was about to storm off when he noticed Agura pinned beneath Stanford. "Oh, hey Agura."

"Vert! Help!" She exclaimed, and Vert easily pulled Stanford off of her.

"And give me those!" Agura snapped, taking her box from Stanford. Vert's eyes widened.

"Are those YOURS? Those are huge!" He exclaimed, and Spinner slapped a high five.

"VERT! God!" Agura muttered.

"Yeah, Vert of all people would know what size she needs!" Spinner cracked. "Oh snap! Oh snap!"

"Someday, Spinner…" Agura growled.

"Oh, come on! You guys are no fun!" Spinner complained.

"Wh-! Hey, we're fun!"

"Are not."

"Are too!"

"Yeah, for each other, maybe! Oh snap! Oh snap!"

"Say that one more time and I'LL OH-SNAP YOU IN HALF!"

"….Oh sna-OW, AGURA!"

"Hey, guys…"

"Sherman, stay out of this."

"Well, okay."

By now, Zoom had been attracted to the commotion as well.

"Come on, Sherman, let's join in the action!"

"Stay outta this, kid!"

"Oh, NOW it's on!"

"Aw, are you gonna sic your Furreal Friend on me? That's adorabl-YOWCH!"

"Sorry, his BITE is worse than his BARK!"

"Oh, Zoom….that was a really bad pun…"

"Are you really gonna mess with me now, Stan?"

"Yeah, no need to make ANOTHER person mad!"

"He made you mad, Agura?"

"NEVER SPEAK OF IT."

"Okay. Hey, what's this box-"

"DON'T LOOK AT IT!"

"Geez, keep your pants on, Vert!"

"Pfffcccchhhh….'pants on'….and it's a box of-"

"SPINNER!"

"Comrades? What has happened?"

"Oh, like you would know, TEZZ!" Spinner snapped. "You're probably too intelligent to understand!"

"Hey! I find that remark offensive!"

"Well, maybe you should spend more time with your teammates, then!"

"Spinner, don't start!"

"Since when are you the leader, Agura?"

"Okay, do I need to kick your arse along with Stanford's?"

"Whoa, chill, dudes!" AJ tried, palms up. Everyone ignored him, and he tried to stop the fighting, only to become entangled in it.

"And then you had to go and bring my hair gel into i-"

"Only because you took my tampons!"

"Hey, Spinner took Vert's-"

"Stanford, leave me out of it!"

"Spinner, you're already way too far into it!"

"Well, I'd help you take him down, Vert, but I'm JUST a KID!"

"Zoom, quit being immature and let it go!"

"IMMATURE?"

"Zoom, you are physically younger than us. Why is it so-"

"Don't wanna hear it, magnets!"

"ELECTRO-MAGNETICS, ACTUALLY!"

"Guys, quit fighting!"

"NO!"

"TEAM!" Sage commanded sharply, and everybody stopped in their tracks, with Agura grabbing Stanford's ear, Vert and Zoom ganging up on Spinner, Sherman and AJ caught in the middle of it all and Tezz frozen mid-lecture.

"This is very disappointing, team." Sage shook her head. "I expected more from you. Fighting like children! Honestly!"

"…Spinner started it." Zoom stated helpfully.

"Oh don't make me-"

"Spinner! Zoom!" Sage snapped, wearily sighing. "You should be BUILDING your skills as a team, not destroying them!"

"Sorry, Sage." Vert stepped forward.

"This isn't the first time, Vert. That's why I have arranged a special mission for you all." Sage stopped him.

"Uh-oh…" Stanford muttered.

"You will each be paired with the person on the team you have the worst relationship with, and sent into a randomly generated Battle-Zone, where, working together, you will have to survive." Sage began.

"Wait, did you say the person we have the worst relationsh-" Stanford began, but Sage cut him off.

"Agura, Stanford, you two will be paired together."

"Ah-WHAT?"

"Please, no…."

"Do both of us have to survive, or just me? Will I get extra survival points for killing him so that I have more to live off?"

"Gee, what a lovely thought." Stanford muttered dryly.

"Just trying to follow instructions." Agura said cheerily.

"Hey, if they get trapped in there, will they have to…reproduce?" Spinner grinned maliciously.

"I'd rather go extinct." Agura grumbled.

"Ditto." Stanford agreed. Sage shook her head wearily.

"Vert, Spinner, you two will be in a group as well."

"Ugh…"

"Aw, come on, Vert! It'll be just like a sleepover!"

"Oh, goody!" Vert exclaimed with false enthusiasm.

"AJ and Tezz will be a pair," Sage added.

"Wonderful." Tezz grumbled.

"Alright! Dude, this is gonna be so epic!" AJ cried, running over to Tezz and going on his tiptoes to give him a noogie.

"And finally, Sherman and Zoom." Sage finished.

"Alright, we got this." Zoom grinned, slapping a high five with Sherman.

"Wait, do we get to pack?" Stanford asked.

"No." Sage said flatly, turning to the computer and creating several BattleKeys.

"You won't be needing hair gel on this trip, Stan." Agura nudged him.

"Well, yeah, but I'll need hand sanitizer! How much time do we get to pack?" Spinner asked.

"None." Sage replied, opening four separate portals.

"So, we're leaving…"

"Now." Sage promptly said, pushing everyone next to their partner. "Everybody pick a portal!"

"Wait, that's it? No cars, no nothing?" Zoom screeched.

"No technology?" Sherman asked.

"Piece of cake…" Agura grinned to herself.

"I'll monitor you through your coms. Good luck." Sage said, and pushed each group through their portals. Agura and Stanford were first.

"I'm calling my lawye-!"

"It's just nature, Stanford, it won't kill yo-!"

Then Vert and Spinner.

"No video games? You're insa-!"

"Maybe we won't have video games, but at least my stuff isn't here for you to STEAL-!"

AJ and Tezz.

"This is gonna be so much fun, right Te-?"

"*Sigh…*"

And finally, Sherman and Zoom.

"Okay, Sherm, I'll kill our dinner and you start the fire-!"

"Nature here we come!"

Okay, I know that AJ and Tezz got paired together, but I swear it's not a slash story!

…Yet.

…How bad do you guys want one? XDD NO. BAD KGIRL. MUST KEEP RATING AT 'T'.