Voldy's Change of Heart

Once upon a time, in a far away place called London, a wizard called Voldemort was torturing Lucius Malfoy. While Lucius was screaming like a girl, Voldemort decided that he wanted a change from his life. So he moved to Barcelona under the name of "Voldyshorts", where he married a woman called Sunny McSunshine.

She and he ruled the Barcelonan wizards and tortured the Zabini family instead of the Malfoys.

THE END

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