Simmons daughter of Hawkeye and Black Widow, Hawkeye shows up one day
It started off as just any other day on the Bus, Ward sitting in the living room area reading, May in the cockpit, Skye in the SUV, Coulson doing whatever Coulson does, and Fitzsimmons working away in their lab. But this was not an ordinary day much to the displeasure of the majority of people, this just happened to be the day that Simmons dreaded, the day her father visited her, her birthday. Now for a normal person their birthday is one of the best days in their year, but for Jemma it was dreaded, her father an agent of S.H.E.I.L.D. he always managed to find her and try to make her have fun. A small noise that came out of the ventilation shaft above her house brought Jemma out of musings of the life forms that the technology she was studying.
"You know that those ventilation shafts are not supposed to carry that much weight" Jemma said loudly, startling Fitz.
"Simmons what on earth are you talking about?" Fitz asked, as the covering to the vents popped off above her head, almost dropping directly on Jemma until she seemed to just pluck it right out of the air, like it was something she had been doing for a long while.
"Come on Jem, can't have your little boyfriend get all worried that you've finally gone crazy can we?" A sandy blonde haired man said as he popped out of the vent, still holding his body weight above the table. Jemma cleared an area on the table so he could drop down. "Thanks" the man said as he jumped down onto the table, his foot accidentally smashing one of the slides containing a new bacteria Jemma was hoping to look at, all three people grimaced when the sound of his boot crushed the glass slide.
"Sorry about that, Jem" the man said, his face still contorted in a grimace.
"Dad, why are you here?" Jemma snapped annoyed. Fitz openly gaped at the man, looking between his girlfriend and the man she called her father.
Having heard the crunching if glass and then a big thump, Ward and Skye headed rather fast to the science lab, just to stop right in front of the glass doors, befuddled at the man standing right next to Simmons, and almost didn't want to intrude till they saw the man wrap his arms around the biochemist. They almost ripped the doors right off the hinges and while Skye didn't have a weapon available to her, Ward had his gun pointed straight at the stranger.
"Remove your arms from her and back away from her slowly" Ward said calmly. The man on the other hand seemed to take them as a threat, he twisted around so that Jemma was behind him and he angled his body to protect her, and had one of his guns pointed directly at Ward in a split second. Skye gasped at the speed the man was able to protect the biochemist and be ready for an attack.
"Jem move over next to Fitz" the man demanded
" Put it down" Jemma said, as she attempted to push his arm down, but after years of perfecting his arms to be ready and Jemma having little muscle it was only an attempt. Jemma was irritated, it was her birthday and her father just had to show up and ruin it and possibly the team. She finally looked over at Ward who still had his gun drawn and pointed at her dad, "Ward gun down" she demanded in a calm voice, like one would use on a disobedient dog. Ward shot her a look of disbelief, but did as she said, while pouting like a scolded child.
"Now, gun down, or preferably give me the gun" Jemma told the man in front of her. The man turned to look at her with a look of disbelief, but reluctantly gave over the gun in his hand, and when he looked at Jemma again and the terrifying look on her face he proceeded to pull two more guns off himself and hand them over. Jemma cleared her throat, the man hung his head in shame and then hopped up onto the table and reached into the vent to pull out a compact bow and a quiver of arrows, handing them to Jemma.
"Is this it?" Jemma asked, amazed her father brought so many weapons. The man nodded. "I will say this once and only once got it" Jemma paused waiting for his response, he nodded again, " you will not try to take anything that does not belong to you, no weapons, no money got it?" The man again nodded
"Simmons are you sure that it's wise to have a stranger on board, especially with so many weapons?" Skye asked
"He won't harm any of us, plus I had to grow up with him" Jemma said simply. The rest seemed to just stare at the two trying to figure out how on earth these two would know each other.
"You know you love me, Jem" the man said, as he turned to face the girl again
" you know this is kind of fun, they have no clue who you are?" Jemma said, the only two understanding what she said being her father and Ward as she had said it in flawless Russian.
"Which ever one of you is Simmons," Ward said "who on is this man and what is he going here?" Ward asked/demanded.
"This is my father, and he always comes on my birthday" Jemma said as if she was discussing one of her little rants with Fitz.
"Agent Clint Barton" the man said as he sat on Simmons workstation. "And I know who you are Agent Fitz, Jem won't shut up about you when we talk," he said with a wink," Agent Ward, tallish guy with dark hair and brown eyes, seems full of himself and is starting to play well with others" Clint shot at the man. "Now you girly I got no clue who you are, you weren't in SHIELD's files"
"Oh dad please tell me you didn't" Jemma said
"Oh no I didn't, I didn't touch them" the man said putting his hands over his heart for a moment, looking fake hurt for a moment
"Who did it for you, mom, Steve, Tony, Bruce,?" Jemma asked angry, Fitz pulled her into a hug from behind, so she could still face her amused looking father.
"Jem, you should know better, your mother would threaten Fury to get information, Steve would break into the paper copies, and Bruce is always tinkering in the lab" Clint said calmly
"You got Tony fricking Stark to hack into Shields files just to find out who I work with?" Jemma yelled angered, as she ripped herself out of Fitz' s arms and marched in front of her father. Clint smirked, at the dropped jaws around the room, when Jemma mentioned the all-famous Tony Stark, his smirk still held in place as he looked at his daughter standing right in front of him as she slapped him. Right across the face, the slap echoed through the silent ship.