Well, this is my first fanfiction posted on this lovely website. I hope it's not too bad. Yes, it is a crackfic.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs in this fiction, nor do I own Bleach. Bleach is the property of Tite Kubo who went to Comic Con without me...

"We'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes! We'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes!"

"Shirosaki...why are you singing that?" Zangetsu asked of the Hollow. The soul looked up at him with wide eyes.

"There's been no fighting, desperation or moral corruption to create opportunities for me to take over Kurosaki-kun...not to mention it's been harder to keep control since he stated hanging out with those Vizard bastards. Damn Shinigami..."

"Well, technically they're not Shinigami anymore, since they have Hollow powers-"

"CLOSE ENOUGH!" Changing subjects "Soooooo," the Hollow said in a sing song voice, "I'm singing to pass the time."

"Yes, but why that song?"

"There's a campfire. You need to sing campfire songs at a campfire."

"Why is there a fire?

"I'm scared if the dark."

Zangetsu was silent.

"Want to join?" Shirosaki asked the cloaked man. "There's not much else to entertain yourself with and no one's here to hear you besides me."

"...No repeating songs."

"Gotcha! Bill Grogan's Goat!"

"I'm not going to repeat after you..."

Shirosaki laughed, " But we can make Kurosaki-kun repeat! Come on Sword-san, won't it be fun to make him shout American Boy Scout music in the middle of class?"

"There may be some amusement..."

"I said a boom chicka boom!"

Nothing...

"I said a boom chicka boom!"

More silence.

"Maybe we just can't hear him? I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom!"

"Shirosaki...quit it. This is stupid. Nothing's happening. Why would it?"

"Because these songs are infectious and fun and impossible to not sing along with! And besides, I'm having fun with it!"

"Are you going to continue singing that? It's a fairly long song."

"Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lolli. Lollipop!"

Zangetsu sighed, "This is annoying... Put out that fire, Shirosaki. If it catches Ichigo-kun's soul on fire and kills him you won't be able to take over and viciously mangle others."

"But I'm scared..."

"Kurosaki-kun...why are you singing? It's the middle of class!" Orihime frantically whispered to her friend.

"Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lolli. Lollipop!"

Chad leaned over to the Strawberry and said, "We're in class, Ichigo, stop making a fool of yourself."

"I kissed a girl and I liked it!"

"Interesting choice of song...I certainly hope so," Uryu commented.

"HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!"

Rukia attempted to stifle her laughter as Renji yelled at girls who stared suspiciously at him and Orihime chuckled openly.

"Ienai itami kanashimu de kizu tsuita kimi yo! Dakara weeeee love! We love youuuuuu! Sakai wa kimi wo aishiteru!"