Merry Christmas
Long AN:
I know I said I'd never start a new story until I finished Eyes, but with all the stress from finals, Christmas and just general writer's block, I figured this would be a nice Christmas present to the fanfiction community.
This is kinda based off Operation NAUGHTY which incessantly keeps on playing on Cartoon Network. I swear, I've seen that blasted thing about 50 times that I'm going to memorize it someday soon…. Grrrr…. Well, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever random holiday you celebrate….
Disclaimer: I don't own KND, but I do own this story. Oh yeah, I don't own the big guy in the NP either. Though I do own a santa hat. Yay santa hat!
Twas the Night before Christmas
And all through the house
Lay KND operatives snoring
Human, hamster, and mouse
They were waiting, yes waiting
For Santa Claus with cheer
Knowing, yes knowing
He would soon be here
But one little boy was quite impatient,
you know
He was called Numbuh 4
Or Wallabee fo'sho
He was ruthless and restless
Especially on this night
Because he had taken Kuki's present
Much to his immediate delight
He was troubled by this act
It didn't take a second to tell
Then, again, it's Numbuh 4
For those that know him well
Thus he lay awake this night
With horror, without peace
So much not to his delight
He rose out of bed and out of sleep
He wondered where to go
For he was not quite sure
To Nigel's was certain doom
To Hoagie's took much more
To Kuki's room he could fathom
For it is her in which he was dismayed
And so to Abby's room he trotted
Hoping she would help him find his good ways.
He knocked on the door once and then twice
And then heard her shout "Go away, stupid, I feel like Ice!
There's no way I'm ever going to open that door
This night is so cold," She screamed to Numbuh 4.
"But It's me, Wallabee!"
The Aussie screamed back
He needed her help now
If ever, he said with a quack.
Abby sighed and said "Come in"
With all disappointment in her tone
Numbuh 4 always needed help
Especially when it came to his love alone
Numbuh started rambling
"I'm sorry about taking her fries,
But what do I do now
That I ruined her earlier surprise?"
Numbuh 5 said it was simple
as her lips twitched into a smirk
Just lead her under your doorway
And I'll do the rest of the work"
Numbuh 4 being retarded had no clue where this was going
So he played right along and with all thankfulness showing,
He marched right out the door and said with all delight,
"Thanks a lot Numbuh 5, or rather Abby, and goodnight!"
The next morning was quite confusing as Numbuh 4 woke up
He found funny leaves over his door, but dismissed it with a shrug
But he led Kuki there anyway, not knowing what was in store
And Kuki got all riled up and happy, her face shining in galore.
"Oh Thank You Wally!" she cried
With the loudest possible laughter
And she smooched him right on the lips
And Wally felt it was going to be happily ever after.
And as he waddled in his strange daze
He thought to wonder this occurrence's cause
And then he realized, Abby,
Who played the secret santa clause
And Abby stood in the background
Watching the one true love come true
And she smiled that sneaky smile of hers
Fading out into the blue
"My work here is done today,"
She exclaimed in her exhaust
"But not without a thank you"
As that was Wallabee's cost
Merry Christmas to all who love you
And to those who you love too
But that would sound really corny
And thus, I bid you adieu!