EPOV
"Awe look at the poor little squirrel!" Jasper drooled over the "poor squirrel".I don't know why he can even look at the evil thing in the face.
Id better stay away from Jasper just incase he caught the squirrel disease.
Ill just run away slowly…..*jasper pops out of no-where* "Emmett! Hold the squirrel I want to adopt him!" ahhhhhhh! "No way man! Just look at that thing staring at me with those little sharp claws and venom coated teeth!" He looks so dangerous….
"I think you're describing yourself Emmett." Jasper looked like he was about to laugh at me so I got angry at that guy! I think ill growl at him! "GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Damn! He just laughed harder!
"You're funny Emmett you've got me wanting to go pee and I'm a vampire hahahahahahah!"
Ill show him later…right now I need to focus on what I'm holding in hands RIGHT NOW!
"EWWWWWWWWWW A SQUIRREL GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF NOWWWWWWWW!"
I think if I were human I would cry! "Hold still Emmett you're only making the squirrel angry by shaking it!" Next thing I know the squirrel tried to bite into me and lost all of its teeth…….
THE END