9/5/15: I finally decided to fix all the errors I made. I even don't know how long ago I made this. Not only that their may still be some mistakes so I'll do a recheck whenever I have the chance.
Anyways, this is just pure crack, this story isn't suppose to be taken seriously just something I did because, well I was bored. Think of it as a comedy where you could laugh at them. Not only that I'm not sure how long it will take to fix all mistakes so please be patient.
Thank you.
Chapter 1: Ace and Luffy Entrance Exam
In a small home in East Blue City there are two lively baby boys who are smiling happily in their mother and father's arms. Both sitting on a small table watching the news.
"Ohhhh, you two are so lively, that's great." said the happy father named Gol D. Roger, holding a one year old Ace in his lap.
"It seems like it has been decided dear!" said the giggling mother Portgas D. Rouge, snuggling a baby Luffy.
"It's Amazing! It's The First Time in the History of Japan!", The announcement caught the family's attention. "The Top Samurai World. Mister Edward Newgate From New World Island Has Just Taken the Office of Supreme General~~~~! His Faith That 'All Samurai Must Protect the Weak and Defeat Evil' Has Transcended All Classes and Stations~~!" Shouts the announcer.
"Did you hear that honey?! It's the dawn of a new Japan!" Hugging his wife with his free hand.
"Yes it's splendid dear."
"From now on it's going to be an era where no matter what class or station, You Can Do Anything!" Looking at the giggling kids saying things that this era, the boys will shine like stars.
~*~*~* 14 Years Later ~*~*~*
A Slum Eastblue City where samurai families and immigrants live together in peace. While people around are minding their own business and old lady was running making an errand and without looking she bumped into a tall man and accidentally dropped her fruit.
"Oh No~~~" she tried to grabbed them but sadly she sprained her ankle. Not far from her a young kid picks up the fruit and gives it to the lady.
"Are you okay granny?" the young boy with a scar under his left eye asked politely.
"It seems you have a sprained ankle. Shall I carry you?" Another young man who was about a year older and inches taller and has childish freckles, gives her a hand.
"Just leave the bag carrying to me okay?"
"Oh my..." she was startled...why?...because she notice that he's carrying two other ladies behind his back.
"Just please be careful on your way up."
"With you that makes three." he smiles happily to the injured old lady.
While carefully helping the old lady climbed on his back with the others, they began to walk down the street to the directions where the old lady (or Ladies) are supposed to go. Not noticing the looks they get from others. The tall kid looks like he has no problem caring the old ladies but the younger one seems to have a small problem on carrying the heavy bag, which is pissing the older one off a bit.
"What's with you! Being a Samurai's Child, this should be nothing!"
"But, the bags are really heavy..."
"It's because you lack Training! from now on we'll do 5,000 push ups a day Together!" he shouts to his younger brother, whining about how his training methods will kill him. His whining stopped when they heard a shout from two people that are pushing/telling people to move.
"Move! Step aside, All you common samurais!" The guy had a rough deep voice and can be heard very clearly from the crowd. He had cropped green hair,was an average sized, muscular young man with lightly tanned skin. He carries around his three swords, bundled up with a black haramaki over his right hip, that allows him to easily draw them with his left hand. He has three identical gold earrings on his left earlobe.
"Get out of the Young Master's Way!" He's slim yet muscular, long-legged, young man with blond hair, often well-dressed, and keeps his hair brushed over one side of his face. His physical traits is not hard to miss since his eyebrow is a spiral.
The guy in the middle they are protecting was a guy that has blond hair that is shaped like a pineapple. He looked muscular and was dressed all black and also had a sword with him, making him a samurai. The only thing you heard from him was a rude 'hmph.'
"Don't make a big deal out of it I'm just running an errand for father, a higher samurai like me shouldn't have to walk though a trashy street." he said it harshly to his body guards.
"Well sorry, we only do body guard duty not maid duty, young master." snickered the green haired man.
Out of nowhere, a man snatched away a woman's purse and runs away. "Some help! He stole my purse~~~!" She runs after him shouting "Give it back!"
"What a pity...it's so unsightly for a woman to raise her voice." walking by the crime scene, out of nowhere he was kneed (think of it as another way of getting kicked in the face but with a knee) in the face by someone unknown. The impacted by the knee sent the young master fall in a puddle of water.
"Oi! Young Master, are you alright?!" Shouted the swirly eyebrow man.
"Sorry about that." the young master looked at the person running after the robber. What's weird to him that he's carrying three old ladies behind his back and not breaking a sweat.
"Ladies hold on for a moment more please!"
"Okay~~" the ladies responded at the same time.
The robber looks back to see someone chasing after and felt fear taking over that someone very fast catching up to him. The boy looked furious and tackled the guy making him squeal.
"Give It Back!" he made a face that looked like he was about to kill him. His body was covered in flames that made him look like a devil, but made sure the old ladies on his back not to catch on fire. The robber started to cry and shouts 'alright' so he won't be murdered and be sent to hell.
The lady got her purse back and a huge crowd came out of nowhere applauding the two heros.
"Thank you so much! Such a kind lady isn't she?" said the young woman.
"And such a strong, brave young man~~" the old lady blushed by the way they both look. But the looks on the boys stayed the same due to a misunderstanding.
"It seems like I've been mistaken again huh? After all I am a boy..." fourteen-year old Portgas D. Luffy pointed at himself while looking up at his older brother.
"Because you don't act anything like a guy! That explains why they mistaken you for a girl!" fifthteen-year old Gol D. Ace shouts at his little brother. They start walking back home when they heard someone shouting to them, startling some people to look, including the D brothers.
"Hey! You low class Samurai!," shouted high class Samurai Marco Phoenix. "How dare you knee ME, a high class Samurai!"
"Pfft! He just wants to brag about being a high class Samurai." said someone from the crowd.
"But, I heard the Phoenix's are like super high class!"
"Dangerous..."
Ace looks at the guy he kneed, "Oh it's you? You a disgrace to the samurai name, ya know."
"What!?"
"Supreme Commander Newgate said himself did he not? 'A Samurai must protect the weak." saying it so bold to what his idol said to future samurai.
"Yea! That's right!"
"You tell him, boy!"
"Someone like you should just go to hell!" the crowd started shouting at Marco. His body guards stood by his side making sure that no one starts to riot...then a dog goes stands by Marco and gives him a wet present.
"GUWAHH! My leg~! My leg~~~~!" the commoners laugh the boy's humiliation.
"Damn you! You better remember this, you low class Samurai!" he walks away with his bodyguards while pointing at Ace and Luffy.
"Who the hell wants to remember you!" Ace stands in front of Luffy in a protective stance. "Luffy! You say something too!" sounding a bit angered.
"But Nii-san, I don't have anything to say~" Luffy whines feeling useless by not helping his brother.
"We're home!" shouted the D brothers together.
"Welcome home!" shouted their mother.
"AH! Boys anything interesting happened out on your walk?" asked their father.
"Yep! Ace kneed an upper class Samurai in the face." giggling like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Ace responded to that like he did it millions of times. "I had to. He was a disgrace to the samurai name."
"Wh-What the hell were you thinking~~~!" Their father's eye popped out of their eye sockets. "Ace! I know it's your dream to be a world class Samurai...but you should stop kneeing people in the face!" Ace lifts his weights so fast he couldn't hear his father's argument.
"And Luffy! You're a Man! You need to start acting more like it and be more like..."
"Mama, whatcha making?" Luffy asked politely.
"Cookies."
"I want to make some too~! I love cooking~~!" Luffy puts his apron on to help his mother in the kitchen.
Roger was too shocked to continue his complaining. "Whatever. Guess I'll watch TV all by myself..." He sits down by the table and turns the Tv on.
"Opening the Path To the Future! The Country's First Samurai High School!" the announcement on TV showed a beautiful looking building. This announcement caught Ace's attention. "Examination is Free of Charge. The Examinee Can Be of Any Class Status. The Examinees That pass are Exempt of Any Tuition Fees. The Examinee's Family May Also Move To Eight Blue Seas and Will Receive A Cash Stipend Every Month! Some Past Graduates Include Famous Actress Whitey Bay and National Singer Mister Appo. Not To Mention This Person.."
"Good Day. This Is Edward Newgate." The image of Edward Newgate was shown on television which made Ace cover the TV from his father.
"Ace...I can't see the TV with you standing there..." his father complained but Ace completely ignored him.
"This School's Top Graduate Will Have The Qualifications Necessary To Become The Next Supreme Commander! The Test Is Tomorrow! Everyone Has A Chance, So Make Sure To Come On Out!"
'If you graduate at the top...You have a chance to become the Supreme commander, the Elite of the Elite Samurai!?' Ace was so shocked he couldn't believe that he actually has a chance to make his dream come true.
"Father~~!"
"Yes~~~!?" Roger was scared of his eldest son right now.
"I'm going tomorrow! I want to be the next Supreme commander!"
"WAHH~~~! Wait, wait, don't be so hasty~!" his father speed crawls away from Ace and hugs his wife's legs where she came out of the kitchen with a tray of baked cookies in her hands.
"You know son...there's a chance you won't be Supreme Commander."
"And why's that?"
"Well it's unpredictable... and furthermore. The test for males is designed to test the qualities of a man. The female test is the same way, understand?" Ace grabbed his father shirt, flames coming out of his body, and looks at him dead serious in the eyes freaking his father out.
"Ace~~, I made your daily six fruit energy drink!" Luffy holds Ace drink and with his other hand holing his apron saying how he sew a lace apron.
"Mama~~ I'm gonna start making the tarts now~~" Luffy happily sings back to the kitchen with his mother.
"It's an almost impossible dream for ones such as us..." Roger commented to himself.
Later at night, Ace was thinking about a way how to go to the exam and make his dream come true.
"Still awake Nii-san?" Luffy cuddled next to Ace, causing him to wrap his arm around him.
"Sorry Lu, did I wake you?"
"Nope. But is there something on your mind?" Ace brings him closer to him. Luffy puts both of his hands on Ace's bare chest causing him to blush.
Ace rest his chin on Luffy's head,"Luffy...will you listen to what I have to say?"
"Sure, You know you can tell me anything."
"You know about Mr. Newgate Right? He was an immigrant who rose to the position of Supreme Commander." Ace said with a caring voice to Luffy.
"He's your idol right?"
'Whether you're an immigrant or a common samurai, we all have a chance to become Supreme Commander! As long you have a Samurai's conviction, Class means nothing!'
"I was impressed by his speech. I want to become someone like him. smashed the precedent and exceeded the class difference...I want to prove that a low class like me can make a difference." Ace unwraps his arms, puts himself on top of Luffy and puts his hand on Luffy's cheek. "For that purpose...I'll definitely enter the Samurai High School." Luffy felt that Ace will do anything to work hard and earn his dream to come true.
"Ace, I'll support you all the way...but I'm not strong and fighting isn't my thing. How am I gonna get in?" Luffy questioned. Ace rest himself down next to Luffy having an idea.
"Well, I have an idea, but you might not like it..." Luffy felt a bit scaredon what Ace was thinking about.
Early in the morning at Samurai high School, everyone went to register themselves to the school. Those who already did must wait to be called on by their name and will be given a number.
"Number 515, Gol D. Ace!" shouted a teacher from the guys side.
"Here!" responded Ace with a shout. Ace wearing a black shirt with a jacket on top and black pants with black and white shoes.
"Number 516, Portgas D. Luffy!" shouted a teacher from the female side.
"Here.." responded Luffy softly. Luffy's wearing a blue shirt saying 'cute as a button' some of his mother's gold bracelets, black leggings and a blue skirt, with white strap sandals. Plus a black wig that's wavey and shoulder length.
*Flashback*
"EHH~~~~! Me take the female test?! But Ace I'm not a girl!" Luffy makes his hands in a fist and puts them on his chest.
"But you're good at that stuff! You just wear a wig and put female clothes on and you will fit in as a girl." explaining his plan to Luffy which he's not sure about going through it.
"Are you sure this is okay?" asked Luffy being a bit paranoid.
"Not really but I really want to be a Supreme Samurai but you don't have to do this Luffy if you don't-"
"I'll do it! As long as your dream comes true I'll support you no matter what!" Luffy shouts as Ace feeling a bit mad that Ace was about give up on his dream. Ace look at Luffy with a shocking expression and was blushing at Luffy's determination.
Ace quickly embraces Luffy in a hug and thanks him for his love and support.
*End of Flashback*
In the hallways of the Samurai school, the girls were getting to their class getting ready for the test. Every girl, including Luffy was given a kimono.
"Will the girls please come over here and get changed." the teacher with green hair passed a kimono to every girl in the class.
'The art of Kimono Dressing huh...the test seems to have started already...' Luffy looks around to see girls dressing into their kimono's. Luffy then turns his head and sees a girl showing her breast, which cause Luffy to panic in his mind.
'Ace-Nii! I can't do this~~~!' Luffy shrugs down onto the floor, hugging his kimono in his arms.
In the class where the boys are, a man with red hair, who has a three scars on his left eye, hands papers to all the boys who will take the exam. "Gentlemen! The names Shanks so don't forget it! We'll be holding onto your sword for now! Before the test begins, I'd like all of you to come up and sign this release."
"Sign? What's this all about?" Ace got his answer by reading the contract. He felt like killing the teacher already. I Agree And Have No Problem With The Fact That I May Die At Any point During This Test. P.S You Are Allowed to Use Your Special Ability If You Have One. Well that's good for students who are desperate but Ace feels determine and won't need to use his. Ace signs his name on the release, once sign you take it to the auditorium to get prepared. He starts walking when he heard someone called out his name.
"Ace-Nii~~!" Luffy was wearing a pink kimono, the waist was black with pink stars on it, and is buttom was on his kimono.
"Luffy?!" Ace was startled to see how Luffy looks more...actually extremely feminine. Luffy attacks his brother with a hug crying on his chest which got lots of boys attention. Ace was trying to hide his blushing face but was getting protective as well on how other guys was looking at his little brother.
"I'm...Sorry...th...there's no way I can possibly act like a girl at all..." Ace looked at him with disbelief and sees him acting perfectly as a girl.
"No...trust me, you have exactly what it takes to act like a girl."
"Hey, Will you look at that. Making a girl cry, what a lady killer!" The guy with his two body guards shouted at him.
"Who's crying, you Little bastard!" shouting back at that guy who angered him.
"You're a Man aren't you! Wait a minute, you two are the common samurai from yesterday!" pointing at the D brothers.
"Oh, it's the guy who got pissed..."
"If you finish that sentence, I'll Kill You!" he interrupts Ace with a shouting anger. He never felt so humiliated in his whole life.
"Everyone, you shouldn't fight." Luffy's innocence made not just Ace blush but Marco and his Bodyguards as well.
"Pin,Pon,Pin Po~~n. The Female Class Test Will Begin Shortly. We Ask That All Participants Get To Their Assigned Class."
"I've gotta go! Nii-san please be careful!" Luffy runs back to his class leaving Ace with his annoying soon to be rival.
"You think your sister will pass?" forming a smirk while crossing his arms.
"I know she will pass."
"Everyone, my name is Makino and I will be your judge for this test. I will Now announce the subject for this test! Please express your art by knitting something! BEGIN!" Makino shouted to the female students. Every girl, including Luffy started to knit out their feelings into the test.
In the auditorium, where the boys are waiting to begin their test the Red hair guy to pass the release was on the stage. He was holding his sword up to get the young Samurais attention.
"The boys Test will now begin~! Your Subject?! There's no such Bloody thing for you! The ones left Alive after a BLOODY hour will have passed~~~~!"
Out of nowhere people dressed as golems came from the walls of the auditorium and attacking the students. "And here we are! This year's Samurai High School Entrance Exam has Begun~~! Beginning the Narration from up the Studio, It's a Rabbit Mask and Monkey Mask!" The monkey mask introduced themselves.
Ace was surrounded by golems along with Marco standing by his side. "These guys have weird looking faces." The comment that came from Marco made the golem mad and started to gobble up any student that was in their way.
"You shouldn't make fun of the golem! With their pretty faces, they love to eat human meat. It's their favorite food!" The announce warned/explained to the students and viewers.
"Are you an idiot~~! There just people dressed as golems~~!" Marco shouts out loud not buying what the announcer said.
'There are too many...If I can only find a weapon...' Ace thought desperately trying to find a solution. When a golem was about to charge an attack but then were hit by something that Ace was swinging at them. He was hitting them on the face, head, chest, backs and their sides to cause major damage, causing the golems to flee.
"Ohhh~~~! It seems there is an examinee who is fighting furiously!" announced the Rabbit Mask.
"But what is that weapon he's using to defeat them?" questioned the Monkey Mask.
Ace's weapon was revealed to be...Marco Phoenix, being used as a weapon by Ace. Both covered in scratches and bruises, and little blood.
"A Human~~~~~~! It's a Human Bat~~~~~!"
"Have number 515 and 213 formed some sort of joint strategy~~~?!"
'Ace..!' thought Luffy to himself while hearing the announcement.
"He has the Strength of a fierce God! It seems that these two will pass!"
'I must do my best as well!' Luffy continues to sew again, feeling determine as his brother to pass the test.
"But, doesn't it seem like he caught their attention!"
"He's been surrounded by ten of them! What will he do now!"
The golem where fist pumping, cracking their knuckles, and straight out pissed at him. Going for the charge Ace waited for them to get closer and once the golem got close to him, with one powerful swing he batted the golem at once sending them flying away.
Home Run~~~~!" shouted one of the masked announcers.
"So Strong Almost too Strong! An Amazing Samurai has Appeared~~~!"
"Piece of cake!" shouted Ace with his and on his hip. To bad that his clothes were torn up a bit. But luckily someone from behind gave him a robe.
"Nii-san, you did it!" Luffy hugs him from behind.
"Luffy! What are you doing here? What about your test?!" Ace was a bit worry that Luffy might have failed.
"Don't worry I have a great feeling their going to like it." Luffy gave a small giggle.
"Number 516!? What is the meaning of this, leaving before the end of the test!?" Makino was a bit furious.
"Sensei! Look at what she knitted!" one of the students pointed. Makino looked and saw what might have been the most beautiful thing she saw in her entire life.
"What...What is this!?" Luffy knitted his family, his mother and father in the middle, and he and Ace at the opposite side. He even put his full name, number, and a tile which was called family.
"Is this really knitting wool!?
"It's like a photo...It's like it could start moving!"
"And such a wonderful picture of family love! A Miracle! A miracle has appeared before our eyes!" Makino, including the students were crying what was in front of them, a beautiful masterpiece.
"Times Up! The passing student badges will now light up!" shouted the announcer.
Ace's badge started to light up, so did Luffy's and others that survived the test. Even Marco's badge glowed even though he was knocked out cold due to being used as a bat.
"We Did It Ace-Nii!" Luffy wrapps his arms around Ace's neck.
"Yea! You did great job to Luffy!" Ace wraps one of his arms around Luffy's waist.
"A Message from the Examination Committee. The Golems used in this test are all trained by professionals. All eaten Examinees are completely safe, so please don't worry."
"Sheesh...where have those boys gotten off to. They don't tell us anything anymore." Roger sighs.
"Don't worry dear...I'm sure they're both fine.." Rouge massaging her lover's shoulder.
"And now for the News. Today, The Samurai High School's Entrance Exam has come to a close." said the reporter.
"Hahaha...It's the birth of the Elites." said Roger, drinking up his warm tea.
"We will now Take you Live to the scene where we will hear a few words from the girl and boy who passed with top marks."
The Tv shows the image of Ace and Luffy holding a microphone. "Father, Mother! It's All Right, We Both Passed! We're Going To Live in Eight Blue Seas Now~~!" both of the D brothers shouted at the same time hoping their parents are watching. Luckily for them...they were. Roger spit tanks his tea which caused a rainbow.
"Ah...A beautiful rainbow." Rouge claps her hands together.
"A...A Rainbow isn't something you should be surprised about!", Roger starts panicking, pulling his own hair.
"Oh? But It's great isn't it? It's suppose to be a sign of luck." Rogue question her husband.
"No! Mother, look at the TV!", Roger points at the Tv trying to explain the situation to her. "Luffy is dressed as a girl in order for them to pass! What do they plan to do for the next 4 years~~~~~~!" Rouge was happy for them, as long as they follow their dreams, a miracle could happen.