"Hey Jack check this out, I have a feeling it might interest you." Martha Jones called.
"What, ok." He accepted the ipod and pressed play.
The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
What why would he be in the Pandorica, that's just a myth
Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand -
What, who is Amy? and what? A Roman named Rory?
Seems like things aren't going as planned
Yeah, you got that right.
River's in the TARDIS,
River?
The TARDIS is on fire,
What?
She's feeling the heat,
On repeat she'll require,
Someone she can trust,
I wonder who that is?
Someone with a bow tie,
Who would wear a bowtie?
But he's been locked up
And left to die.
Who has? The Doctor? Why would HE wear a bow tie?
Oh my God what will they do
Seems impossible to get through,
you got that right
My mind is blown I bet yours is too,
Yes
Well I guess this is Doctor Who.
Doctor Who, what the hell?
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob
ok,
Ahen the Doctor appears with a mop,
Right, why would he have a mop
"Get me out of the Pandorica."
So he is in the Pandorica
"But you're not in the Pandorica."
What?
"Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated but I won't explain it now because... "
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz,
That man I can't explain why he does the things he does.
Too right you can't, neither can I
Oh my God I don't I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
Yeah, they are
My mind is blown I bet yours is too,
Yep
Well I guess this is Doctor Who.
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review, what on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has gone askew the universe has too
I'll try to explain to you the Big Bang Two,
The Big Bang Two.
Ok, so there is a Big Bang two, that makes sense with the name of the song and all
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator,
she has one of those as well, I bet he's not happy
Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later
2000 years!?
When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box.
So she's in the Pandorica now? or is that the TARDIS and how come she was asleep for 2000 years?
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS.
What! The TARDIS is exploding!
Doctor saves River from the imitating star.
OK
This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious.
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez.
Why would the Doctor wear a fez?
A Dalek pops up out of nowhere
Oh no!
Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair
Oh GOD NO!
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs,
What so he has the vortex manipulator
He's dead,
And everyone despairs.
So they should
Little do they know the Doctor lies
Yes, he does that.
He's gone stopping the universes demise.
Yeah, he does that as well
Amy says her last goodbyes,
What who is she? and why is she saying goodbye?
Doctor flies up into the skies.
Right
The universe is back it's true
YAY
But the Doctors said his final adieu,
WHAT!
Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you.
What, who? Why would he come back if he is remembered.
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has been renewed the universe has too,
But Amy still can't help but cry.
Who is she and why is she crying!?
Someone's missing, the question's who.
The Doctor I presume
Then she remembers -
Thats Good
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed,
Something blue.
Wait, What? Who's getting married and why wasn't I invited? Well, i dont know them, but it has something to do with the docotor so still,
And that's the Big Bang Two.
I hope it didn't confuse you.
Well you confused me whoever you are, and if this was going on, why didn't Torchwood know?
"Where did you find this?" He asked her.
"I heard it on youtube then i downloaded it using Torchwood's name." Martha replied.
"Ok, Do you know who these people are?" He asked.
"No, you?"
"Nope." He replied.
"Well lets just say the doctor has been getting up to some interesting things whilst we were away."
Basically Martha downloaded 'The big bang two' by Chameleon Circiut, and showed it to Captain Jack :) I love this song (if you dunno what the hell i am on about, go youtube it)