NOTE: Tien is the english version of Tenshinhan (original name).
"Woman! where is breakfast?" yelled Vegeta, Bulma cursed loudly and went
down-stairs to fix-breakfast *again*.
"This is the third time this day you ask for breakfast!"
"The First one tasted like shit, the second sucked, this one i dunno."
"OK, but on one condition. take Goku out of here!"
"Kakarot? why kick him out! he said i will to become SSJ3 if he sleeps
here."
"DAMN YOU VEGETA! AND YOU ARE FOOLED BY HIM?"
"Damn you guys, someone is sleep in'ere!" yelled Goku, then he ran
down-stairs, took out his pistol and drew it towards Bulma. then he
ran towards the kitchen and emptied the fridge. then he ran towards
Bulma, drew the pistol again and demanded for money. Bulma handed
him her five hundred zenies which were in her wallet and Goku ran
upstairs, closed and locked the door, and a large Thump sound came
for the room he went in meaning he passed out.
"Either throw Goku out or i will throw you out! and i want him out
Bulma.
"Fine Woman!" shouted Vegeta, then Bulma went towards her meeting.
"What does he mean by throwing him out? oh yeah, throw him in the
Garbage!" thought Vegeta. he went up-stairs to break the door and
annoying me lately.. oh yeah, i will torture him!" though Vegeta.
"But things will be hard, Bulma doesnt allow me to break doors..."
then he got an idea.
"KAKAROT! COME OUT, CUE-BALL WANTS TO MEET YA!" yelled Vegeta,
"Later!"
Vegeta thought about a good plan and got another good idea "HE
BOUGHT TEN BOTTLES OF WINE YESTERDAY AND HE HAS TEN-THOUSAND
ZENIES!" yelled Vegeta again. Goku kicked the door open and
ran towards the exit door of CC (Capsule Corporation). Vegeta
ran off after him, only to make sure that he will get a good
laugh with Cue-ball being scared.
** Some kind of Restaurant **
"Hey 18, where did Maroon gooo...??!!!!" said Krillin (Kuririn)
"KRILLIN!" yelled Goku, running towards Krillin.
"OH NO! NOT GOKU!" yelled both 18 and Krillin.
"Enjoy the feast, kakaroth!" laughed Vegeta from above (air).
Goku drew his gun towards everyone he met and stole their
money, then he arrived towards Krillin.
"Daddy Waddy? What is Mr Son doing?" asked Marron innocently.
"Hand over the money bud!" demanded Goku, then he drew his
gun towards Krillin's used-to-be-six-dots forehead. Krillin
handed him his wallet. Goku laughed and ran off, took a
bottle of whiskey, drank it completely, and threw it towards
Krillin's head.
"Heya Master Roshi!" said Krillin after seeing Roshi enter
the restaurant. Roshi nodded Hello then he saw a beautiful
girl. he ran towards her and wanted to ask her about her
boobs, but suddenly someone stepped infront of him.
"Here are some flowers." said the someone, which turned out
to be.
"CELL??!!!" yelled Everyone expect Vegeta and Goku. "HOW
DID YOU SURVIVE?"
"You guys shut-up." said Cell. everyone asked who he would
absorb now. "Oh Please, i hate absorbing. it brings me
Nausea, im vegeterian right now." then everyone gave Cell
a like-i-believe-you look. "Its true! i hate meat!"
"Sir Cell, Got any spare-change for a poor old beggar?" asked
Goku.
"Erm... i forgot it in in my first form!" said Cell and
then he ran away. Goku ran after him with his pistol..
"Oh No! i thought Cell died!" said Piccolo, flying from
above towards the Restaurant. Everyone turned around and
gave him a i-already-know-that look to Piccolo. Vegeta
laughed like crazy and turned towards Krillin,
"Hey Cue-ball, im going. you are never useful anyway..."
said Vegeta, then Bulma ran there.
"..a.." said Bulma, out of breath.
"What is it woman?" asked Vegeta
"Vegeta, Goku is robbing Capsule Corporation! and he
turned Super Sayian Level Three!" yelled Bulma when
she finally caught her breath.
"IM GOING! KAKAROT, PREPARE TO DIE!" yelled Vegeta then
he flew at maximum speed towards CC (Capsule Corp).
"Oh no! Vegeta has no chance against Goku, someone
needs to help him!" said Bulma.
"ME, CHOOSE ME!" yelled Krillin.
"You are NO helpful" said everyone to Krillin.
"I will be now!" then he took off his wig, making
everyone shocked since they thought Krillin had actually
grown real hair. then he put on his head a yellow wig.
then he cried "Now im too a Super Sayian!"
"Stop pretending to be useful!" said Everyone. Krillin
cried and ran off towards the toilet. suddenly a huge
explosion came from CC. "Oh no, Vegeta will risk blowing
the whole corporation sky-high!" said Bulma.
** Capsule Corporation **
"Give up Kakarot!" said Vegeta, finally catching his breath.
"NO, GIMME ATLEAST TEN BOTTLES OF WINE!" yelled Goku, then
he refilled his pistol and fired several bullets towards
Vegeta. which Vegeta dodged succesfully.
** Bulma's Hovercar **
after Bulma, 18, Piccolo, Cell, and Krillin entered Bulma's
hovercar. they told Bulma to head towards Capsule Corporation
at full speed. after a few miles...
"Why arent we flying?" asked 18.
"Good Point. now what do we do?" said Cell.
"Why am i here?" asked Piccolo.
"Where is my golden wig?" asked Krillin. then they all looked
at Krillin with a and-why-should-that-matter-baldie look.
"Oh Ok, where is Marron."
"Good Point. now what do we do?" said Cell.
"Why am i here?" asked Piccolo.
"Guys, you said those awhile ago. talk about something new!"
demanded 18.
"Someone here is trying to drive!" said Bulma.
** Capsule Corporation **
"Take this!" said Goku as he threw another empty bottle towards
Vegeta's head. it finnaly hit his head and the bottle broke on
contact. then he took another bottle of Whiskey and started
drinking it.
"DIE!" then Vegeta threw a fist into Goku's face, but he dodged.
not really dodged, but kneed down to take another bottle of
whiskey... then he sat up and his head hitted Vegeta's stomach.
"UGH!!! you are silly Kakarot! and you are filled with fleas too!"
said Vegeta. his respond was another empty bottle thrown towards
his forehead.
** Yamcha's Apartment **
"hoohh... 'ello Puar, 'ows 'ife going? *HICCUP*" said a drunk
Yamcha, Puar wanted to give his master another insult but didnt
in his drunken state. suddenly someone ringed at the door.
"'oo, 'uar, 'ould ya 'gooo *HICCUP* 'nd see 'ho it ai?" said
the Drunk Yamcha.
"sure Master!" then Puar flew towards the door and opened it..
"ANDROID 17?!!!" yelled Puar.
"Yea, life sucks out there. just yesterday Goku drew his
pistol towards me again and i kicked his ass but he stole
my wallet..."
"Son Goku? ah sure, i remember! last night he robbed me too!"
"And i heard he is robbing Capsule Corporation right now,
and i badly need a place to stay at since he stole it..." said
17. "my poor home.... i just colored my cotton box red then
i went to sleep in it and Goku stole my home..." sniffed 17.
"... Master! Android 17 wants to talk to you." yelled
Puar.
"Please, just call me 17." demanded 17.
"Ok. MASTER! 17 WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!" yelled Puar louder.
"'oming 'oming, *HICCUP*" then he reached 17 and Puar.
"'hats up *HICCUP* good ol' *HICCUP* seventiny?" said Yamcha.
** Capsule Corporation **
Goku threw a bottle towards Vegeta, Vegeta threw two ki-blasts.
one destroyed the empty bottle flying towards him and the
other destroyed a bottle which Goku was still drinking..
"YOU IDIOT! IT CONTAINED HALF WHISKEY! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
then he pressed a button on his pistol and turned it to a
full-blown hobo-knife!!! he then charged Vegeta, Vegeta blocked
the knife and kicked Goku in the stomach then he threw into his
face a full-poweredup BigBang Attack which injured Goku seriously.
suddenly, Bulma's Hovercar reached Capsule Corp and parked in the
parking lot of CC.
** Roshi's Island **
"Roshi, there is a flying spacecraft coming in here!!" said the
Turtle.
"TURTLE! DONT INTERUPPT ME WHILE IM WATCHING AN EDUCATIONAL
TV PROGRAM!" yelled Roshi from inside the house.
"YOUR EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMS ARE ABOUT WATCHING GIRLS' CHESTS!!!!!"
yelled Turtle..
"FINE I WILL COME!" then Roshi ran off to Turtle, Oolong followed
him as well. "Oh holy cow! its Cooler!" yelled Roshi! the spaceship
landed and Cooler with another person exited the spaceship.
"Who are you?" asked the terrified Oolong.
"Im Cooler, and this is my real daddy, King Hot. King Cool lied
about me being his son, but since he gave me a bottle of beer i
accepted to cooperate with him."
"I will destroy you all! KA..ME...HA...MEE...HAAAAA!!!!"
yelled Roshi.
** Yamcha's Apartment **
17 and Yamcha both lied down at the couch infront of the TV,
watching TV.
"lets 'ave 'ore fun! *HICCUP*" said the drunk 17.
"oh 'eah, *HICCUP*, 'eres another 'ottle of 'hiskey.." said
the drunk Yamcha. "'Uar do ya 'ant some 'oo?" asked Yamcha.
"Erm, no but thanks for the offer, Master." said Puar.
** Capsule Corporation **
Goku powers up to SSJ4 and the ground cracks open. Vegeta's
mouth falls open.
Goku kicks Vegeta so hard that he flew even through his bottles
of Whiskey. Vegeta crashed into the ground, he struggled and got
himself on his feets. then he noticed something on his arm, he
turned his head and.... "KAKAROT?!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
said Vegeta as Goku was biting his arm.
"D*rinking W*hi*sky!" said Goku while sucking Vegeta's arm.
"LET GO YOU IDIOT!" then Vegeta punched him with his other hand and
threw him into the Capsule Corporation main hall.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER!" then Goku transformed into normal
and ran away like a crying girl.
** What every Z Fighter thinks **
"This story sucks hard!!"
** Roshi's Island **
"MUAHAAAA!!!" laughed Majin Master Roshi then he beat the tar
of King Hot and Cooler. then Fridge appears.
"The Entire family is back again!" said Fridge.
"Hey Fridge! where is Toaster and Stove?" asked Cooler.
"Woh! what is the entire family listing?" asked Majin Master Roshi.
"Erm.. Freiza, Fridge, Me, Cooler, King Hot, Toaster, Stove,
Radar, and King Static....." continued King Cold.
"Who is Fridge, Radar, Stove, and King Hot, and King Staic?!!!" asked
Oolong. then Radar, Stove, and King Hot appeared. and after being told
about what Oolong asked, they all gave Oolong a be-quiet look. and
Oolong did what they wanted.
"Join us, Majin Roshi!" said King Static. Majin Master Roshi thought
for a while and said On-One-Condition...
** Roshi's Island in Two hours later **
"Ohoohh!!! now this one" said Majin Roshi then he threw away the
porn magazine which was in his hand and took another one. Radar
and Fridge ran outside to greet the last member of the family,
Freiza..
"Who is that Pervert?" asked Freiza "And his PowerLevel is pathetic!"
"Who, He? he is King Pervert!" said Radar. "Lets go somewhere else,
we need to discuss somethi.." King Cold and King Static appeared.
Radar, Fridge, and Freiza decided to hide. Freiza hide under the
doorsteps, Fridge hided behind a tree, and Radar hidded on the top
of the roof.
"... and Oh Dear Kami! He's worse, he nearly made me vomit" said
King Cold walking out of the house with King Static.
"Yeah, i just want to kill him and tear him rip fro.." said King
Staic. King Cold hitted him.
"He said he will blow us with one Pornamehah if we talk about King
Pervert like that!" said King Cold..
** Capsule Corporation **
"Oh shit! i feel Nine Power-levels similar to Freiza!" said Vegeta.
"Where?!!!" asked Everyone.
"At Oldman's house" said Vegeta.
"YOU MEAN ROSHI'S HOUSEE!!!!!!!" yelled Everyone loudly.
"Quiet! you dont want to make me deaf!" yelled Vegeta then he flew
towards Kamehouse, with 18, Krillin, Piccolo, and Cell following
him as well.
** Roshi's Island **
"... oh dear Kami, KING PERVERT! now you even want us to find for
you nude girls?" said King Cold in an evil voice.
"Oh yes yes... ohhoooo" said King Pervert (Roshi) when he found
another porn magazine.
"Fun's finished" said a voice. King Cold, Cooler, Radar, King Pervert,
and King Static looked into the sky to see who that voice belonged
to.
"Vegeta?" said King Pervert (Roshi) "Step back i will exterminate the
Freizas!"
"Wow! How many frieza's are in here?" asked Krillin.
"Well, its me, Cooler, Freiza, King Cold, King Pervert or Roshi,
Radar, Stove, Fridge, King Static." said King Hot.
"And who are you?" asked 18.
"Im King Hot!" said King Hot.
"Lets see what the oldman can do." said Vegeta with a devilish smile.
"Step back i will kill them!" "KA....MEE...." yelled Roshi.
** Three hours later **
"...Ha...Me...." said Roshi. everyone was bored by waiting. Vegeta was
firing random ki-blasts, Krillin was Picking his nose, Piccolo was
Meditating, 18 was exercising, and Cell was making children and killing
them. King Cold was playing Tic-Tac-Toe with King Static. Freiza, Stove,
and Radar were playing Hide'n'Seek. while Fridge and King Hot were talking
about Planet Static and Planet Powerplant.
** Ten hours later **
"Its late old man! Fire that damn Kameham-whatever wave, Kakarot is
superior against you!" cursed Vegeta.
"...HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Roshi's kamehamehah wave was pointed straight
towards King Cold. alot of smoke appeared and the entire house was
blown up, and nine figures appeared through the smoke.... The Freiza
Family!!!!
"Hey, Stove, can you give me a spare sensor. mines was broken by that
light bulb called Kame-whatever wave." said King Cold.
"ITS A KAMEHAMEHAH WAVE, NOT A LIGHT BULB!" yelled Majin Roshi.
"Now lets get serious" said King Static.
** Five minutes later **
"Its huge! its even greater than our power level" said King Hot.
Freiza, Cooler, and King Cold knew who it was.. a figure appeared
in front of them...
"GOKU?!!!" yelled the Z-fighters gang. and for the Freiza Gang:
"KAKAROT?!!!" yelled all the Friezas. but then, to their disappointment.
Goku took out his pistol and drew it towards King Static, saying
"Hands up! this is a robbery! hand over all your money and you will
not get hurt, got it!".
Freiza and the others broke down laughing. everyone knew that a pistol
wasnt even sufficent to even hurt Yamcha, the weakest of the all!
Vegeta hitted Goku's head hardly with his two-hands, making Goku
regain his memories. Goku threw down his pistol, powered up and
transformed into SSJ3.
"HAHAAAAA!!!!!!" yelled Goku as his power was increasing. but before
he could do anything..... Gotenks appeared infront of him to fight
the Friezas, but to everyones unlucky chances. he landed on top of
Goku. when he fell down, he hitted Goku hard on the head. making
the Legendary Goku into the Thief and Beggar Goku... again....
Every Frieza laughed, then King Cold and King Hot did a fusion dance
and they became..
"King Medium!" said King Medium (fused version of King Cold and Hot)
Vegeta laughed and charged him but King Medium kicked him and blasted
him away. Cooler and Fridge fused and then.....
"Refridgerator!" said Refridgerator (fused version of Cooler and Fridge)
everyone broke down laughing. then Radar and Stove did a fusion dance
and they become....
"High-tech Stove!" said High-tech Stove (fused version of Radar and...)
"End of the fun." said Vegeta.
"What?" asked every z-fighter (Yamcha and 17 just arrived).
"Heya guys!" said Yamcha. and they both landed on the island.
a small figure appeared on the clouds, then it became bigger and
bigger. "And Hi Tenshinhan!" said Yamcha.
"Hi, whats up?" asked Tenshinhan, as he landed too. then he turned
his head and he saw... "No Goku! no!" yelled Tenshinhan as he fell
back. Goku drew his pistol towards Tenshinhan,
"Gimme all your money and you will not be hurt!" yelled Goku, Everyone
threw a ki-blast towards him (including Refridgerator and King Medium)
and he ran off. then they resumed the fight. Vegeta charged King Medium
(lets call King Medium just Med from now). Med teleported behind Vegeta,
he tried to punch his back but Vegeta jumped high into hair and landed
with both hands on Med's head, making him crash into the ground. the
Refridgerator (lets call him Ref) kicked Vegeta in the face which threw
him miles away. Krillin threw his destructo disk towards Freiza, but
Freiza blocked the destructo disk with a distruction disk. then they
traded blows and Krillin fell down, Freiza teleported in different areas
near Krillin's body. each time punching him, until 18 kicked Freiza aside.
King Static kicked 18 from behind and Freiza kicked 18 as well when
she was thrown towards him. Piccolo watched for a minute but got bored
and threw a Special Beam Cannon towards High-tech Stove (lets call him
Sto) but Sto blocked it with a Steak Roaster beam. Tenshinhan and
Yamcha charged Sto, and Goku was randomly drinking whiskey botttles
and throwing them towards everyone. one hit Freiza, another hit
Krillin, and the last one hit Tenshinhan's forehead (hitting his third
eye). Tenshinhan kicked Sto in the belly, but it didnt hurt him. Sto
kicked Tenshinhan's groin and threw him aside, Yamcha used his Wolf
Fang Fist but Sto easily countered it using his Bread Roaster. Cell
made a child, told him to fight the baddies, and the child ran away,
Cell became sad, but made another child and repeated the process. but..
where did Roshi go?
"Ohoohhoo" said Roshi from inside the house as he readed another
porn magazine.
then everyone's fusion broke, then they got an idea. "what if we
make a tournament? and we call it.... King and Freiza and Z tournament?"
said Cooler. everyone nodded, then they flew towards the Announcer
of World Material Arts Tournament, blasted away his house, and convinced
him to come and do the announcing part of the tournament. suddenly.
"Hercule is here!" yelled Hercule (Mr Satan), the Announcer was happy
and said that Freiza kidnapped him. Hercule cried and ran away...
** The Freiza Games **
"Good thing i changed the name at the last moment!" said King Hot,
everyone nodded except Vegeta. the fight began. first was King Cold
VS Krillin and Krillin lost! then King Hot VS 18, King Hot lost!
Freiza VS Vegeta! Freiza lost! and the fight continued until Vegeta
won the fight.
"The Champion is...." said the Announcer, everyone knew that Vegeta
won, "HERCULE!" then alot of lights came and Hercule stepped him.
everyone raged to maximum and they killed Hercule. the Freiza said
goodbye, but then Vegeta turned Super Sayian and the Freiza Family
ran away crying and boarded their spaceship and they ran away.
"OH KAMI! DAMN THEM! WHY DID I FORGOT THAT FREIZA DOESNT NOW ABOUT
SUPER SAYIAN LEVEL THREE??" yelled Vegeta. then everyone took back
to their normal doings, and Goku continued puking Vegeta until he
injured Goku seriously, making Goku regain his memory again.
** The Terrible End **
-Vegeta shouts to UltraShenron-
"STOP THAT YOU IDIOT! ITS BECOMING HARD TO NOT LAUGH! IS REFRIDGERATOR
EVEN A NAME?" yelled Vegeta. then he killed UltraShenron, laughing evily
and then he ran off. but before that, UltraShenron summoned Shenron and
wished to wish UltraShenron back to life if he was killed by the hands
of Vegeta. and he came back alive, but how did UltraShenron summon
Shenron without anybody noticing?
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--- END ---
i know this story sucks! but its my first fic!
Disclaimer (this is my first attempt at one:
-I dont own Dragonball, Dragonball Z, or Dragon Ball GT. the original
-concept of this great series belongs to Akira Toriyama, the mastermind
-behind this series. i do, however, own this Fic. i dont intend this as
-a harm to this great series, only FUNimation, Toei Studio, and Akira
-Toriyama the right to this series. i hope you understood this disclaimer
-and this is only a work of the fan.
Final Words:
-Please Read and Review, it will make me write more fics for you!
-and also, dont take this fic seriously.