Title: Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
Authoress: Yamilete
Characters: Bakura, Marik, Mariku, and Ryou
Pairings: none
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh, Anzu wouldn't like the pharaoh, Jounouchi wouldn't like Mai, and there would be yaoi, yaoi everywhere.
Summary: Bakura, Marik, Mariku, and Ryou do the "Lint Licker" Orbit commercial thingy.
A/N: Just an idea I got while reading fanfiction and chewing Orbit Gum. Enjoy!
Bakura and Mariku were sitting on a table, discussing plans to take over the world and whatnot when a golden rod was thrown at them. It hit Bakura on the forehead.
"You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!" Marik says while storming in, holding a box.
"Er, what the french, toast?" Bakura says, holding his forehead.
Marik scowls. "You thought I wouldn't find out about your doo doo head, cootie king?!" he says, motioning to Mariku.
"Who are you calling a cootie king, you lint licker!" Mariku yells.
"Oh, pickle you, kumquat!" Marik yells back.
Bakura steps in between the two. "You're overreacting!" He says to Marik.
"No, Bakura. Overreacting was when i put you Millennium Ring into the wood chipper. STINKY MCSTINK FACE!" Marik says as he dumps the Millennium Ring, which in now in pieces, on the floor.
Mariku glares at Marik before saying, "You hobo ken."
Marik then attacks Mariku and they start to cat fight, all while Bakura was in the middle.
Ryou walks in. "Fabulous! New Orbit Raspberry Mint cleans another dirty mouth!"
Bakura, Marik, and Mariku stop fighting to smile at the camera for a mere second. Then they go back to wrestling.
"For a good clean feeling, no matter what!" Ryou says.
A/N: Oh dear Ra, that was terrible. XD Lol, i like the part when Bakura gets hit in the head.