A/N: Eventual ZADR (Zim and Dib Romance) not right now but in later chapters, you no like- you no read, kay?
Once again I'm prettymuch guessing the punctuation and paragrahing and whatnot.
and I don't know if I'm going to finish this, tell me in reviews if you want me to alright?
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Invader Zim or teh song Smooth Criminal. Invader Zim is owned by JV and Smooth Criminal is owned by Alien Ant Farm (I found out later how weird of a coincidence that was O_O)
It was a normal night at Zim's house.
Zim and Gir were watching TV together and Zim had somehow taken control over the remote. Now he was lazily flipping through channels, looking for something good to watch that would get Gir to be quiet.
He pressed the button to change the channel again and the TV flashed onto the news and he was about to press the button yet again when the Dib-human's picture appeared on the screen, under it, it said 'Dangerous Criminal'.
'Why is that Dib on the local news?' Zim Wondered suspiciously, but then he noticed what the news lady was saying.
"—has committed several varying crimes such as thievery and many murders and has henceforth been labeled a serial killer—"
Zim toned her out in disbelief.
'Dib did something wrong? How could this be?' Dib never did anything but stalk and obsess over Zim, although Zim didn't really know why anymore.
He had given up on invading earth about a year ago when the Tallest had finally gotten sick of him calling them and told him everything, about how his whole mission was a lie, how everyone on Irk hated and made fun of him, how he was the worst defective they had ever had… everything.
"Can I change channel now?" Gir asked in his annoying little robot voice, interrupting Zim's thoughts.
"Knock yourself out, I'm going to bed." Zim replied and stood up, throwing Gir the remote.
"Okie-Dokie!" Gir yelled and went into sleep mode.
Zim sighed. 'Why does he only listen to me when I don't mean it literally?' He wondered. 'Oh well, at least he's quiet now.'
Zim headed to his room and laid down on his bed, still thinking about the Dib thing. Right before he fell asleep he got an idea.
'I will turn that Dib-worm in myself and I will have defeated him once and for all,' Zim figured. 'I guess I need some sort of victory in my life… I'll turn him in first thing tomorrow…'