AN/:/ By the way Akito( Authors friend) is the smart one And Kazuko( Me) isn't the smartest person in the world. I you have a good title please tell us .

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto if we would everyone in the Akatsuki would still be alive and Sasuke would probably be dead( Sorry all Sasuke fans but he is pissing us of. Damn EMO kid).

This is how it is. Me and my friend have just been sucked in to the Naruto world. It´s pretty fun except we woke up in the Akatsuki base. You wanna know how we woke up? Deidara slipped on a banana peel and fell on top of us. And because Yamada Kazuko doesn't like to be woken up in a rough way she hit him in the face . Yeah and that's my friends name. My name is Aiko Akito.

" Kazuko stop hitting him, its not nice."

" But I wanna hit him, plus its not my fault that he woke me up." Kazuko said.

" Oh shut it. We all know you like too hit people without reasons. NOW GET OF HIM!." I was forced too pull her away from Deidara where she was sitting on his stomach hitting him repeatedly in the face.

" Sorry Deidara she didn't mean to do that."I said to Deidara who was lying on the ground, and the answer I got from him was

" Ow!" Before I could say anything else I was hit in the back of my head and everything went black.

( One hour later )

I woke up when I heard Kazuko scream

" DON'T EVEN DARE TO TRY AND TIE US UP, OR ELSE YOU WILL BE LOOKING LIKE DEIDARA WHEN THIS DAY IS OVER!" She was running around like a madwomen while I was laying down on the sofa, I think, I haven't opened my eyes yet. I sat up and looked around and yeah it was the sofa. When I looked around I saw that the whole Akatsuki was sitting down and looked at Kazuko who was still running around like a madwomen but now with Kisame chasing her around with Samehada.

" KAZUKO SITT DOWN AND KISAME STOP CHASING HER AROUND!" I yelled at them. Kazuko immediately sat down beside me and Kisame looked at me amazed that I could make her stop from running and yelling to quiet and well behaved. Well the whole Akatsuki was except Pein, Itachi, Sasori and Kakuzu of course.

" How the hell did you know my name?" Kisame asked clearly confused how I knew his name.

" its easy, im psychic. Well not really I just know all of your names. Research you know."

" I KNOW THEM TOO!" Kazuko yelled. Everyone looked at her.

" Bad dog, bad dog!"I screeched at her.

" I'm not a doog."

" Are you totally sure about that? Now SCHHH I'm trying to talk to Kisame. Alright I haven't introduced myself have I. My name is Aiko Akito And this is my friend Yamada Kazuko. You do not have to introduce yourself because as I said before I already know all of your names."

" OH, OH, I KNOW TOBIS TRUE IDENTITY." Kazuko screamed .

" No you don't and stop screaming in my ear. I'm almost deaf because of you." I said calmly with a bit of annoyance in my voice.

" HOLY SHIT WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!" She screamed in my ear AGAIN.

*Beep* I hit her in the back of her head.

" OW, What was that for." She said.

" First of all you screamed in my ear again, and second you're being an idiot."

" Fine I will be quiet." she said.

" well what choices do we have? Its not like were getting out of here alive right."

" Well you can either join the Akatsuki or Die." Pein said.

" IM ONLY JOINING IF YOU HAVE CHOCOLAT!" Kazuko yelled.

"You're joining with or without chocolat." I said raising my voice a bit.

" BUT I WANT CHOCOLAT." She yelled back.

I hit her in the face and well she fell unconscious.

" Sorry I lost my temper." I said Sighing out loud.

Everyone made a mental note not to piss me off.

That's the end of this chapter hope you liked it. Please review. NO FLAMES OKAY!