Chapter 1: Retardness to the max!
N/A:Capcom owns Resident Evil. Even though I wish I did,I would be rich.
Leon ran up the stairs of the eight floor apartment to reach a certain someones door. As he finally reached the door he slipped and fell down twelve steps giving him a massive head ache. He walked back to the door and ringed the bell. Claire Redfield answered with a warming hug and a nice kiss….
WAIT A SECOND! REWIND!
Part 2:Retardness to the max!
Claire entered a clothing store looking at items to suit her style,She picked up a pair of jeans that were cut at the knees and thought "Who would wear these?" thinking of Chris she sighed and looked some more. When she saw a pretty looking shirt trhat had a bike on the front she thought "Hell Yeah!" and she also saw a pair of biker shorts wich cut off at the walked out of the store after paying the cashier and put the clothes in her Corvette and drove off.
Leon was walking and listening to his Secret Agent buddy ramble about catching some guy who was crazy and said his name was Morpheus in a country accent. Leon knew the man he was talking about was dead but just listened. While they talked a man ran by in a rush and men with bats chased him, Leon and Bruce(the man he was talking to) Took after him in a pursuit to save him. The man was corned in an alley but Leon made the most coolest thing he could think of "Umm… He..Hey doo doo head!". Bruce shot him a look of pain and staired at him.
Lol I like to end funny but it was hard to think cause whats funny to me might not be funny to you.
Well ill put another chapter when im feeling bored R&R!
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