YO!! Tis I, The MIGHTY INVADER SHAWN!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA!! lol! I've always wanted to say that! lol. Anyway, hello again. Just so you know, I did not write this one. My little brother is too young to have an account on here and I won't let him get one, so I'm putting it under my account. Does that make sense? I don't know, but my bro wrote it. NOT ME!! But don't take that as a reason to go easy on him. Well, I'll stop rambling and start the chapter. Enjoy!


Invader GIR

Chapter 1

"Galactic conquest is here! Galactic conquest is here!" said a giant robot. GIR, a smaller robot, walking into the building the giant robot was on top of even though he wasn't invited to the event.

"Welcome robots of the planet Irk. Today we gather here to find invaders to take over an... ENEMY PLANET!" their leader, the Tallest Black, screamed. The crowd roared! Once everything got quiet, GIR said "Whoo!"

"I'm going to chose three, I repeat, THREE robots from the audience," Tallest Black said. Those three shall be assigned a random enemy planet to take over... AND WE BEGIN!" A spotlight beamed down from nowhere and scanned the audience. It stopped, turned red, and a robot was gone. Then, PLOP, it was on the stage with Tallest Black. The light kept scanning the audience while Tallest Black smiled at the robot at his side. It went red again and that robot was now on stage. This robot looked a lot like GIR, just with purple eyes. GIR, who had blue eyes, stared. The spotlight kept going and got closer to GIR. Then the light stopped on GIR and did nothing. After a few moments the light finally went red. GIR appeared backward on stage.

"Here are your INVADERS!" screamed Tallest Black while GIR turned around. Tallest Black went toward the first robot and said to him, "Your planet shall be the planet of robot eating marshmallows!" He then went to the second robot. "Your planet is the planet of blobs named Bob!" The robot saluted and ran off. Tallest Black walked by GIR and said, "Your planet, Blue-eyed one, shall be," there was a moment of silence before Tallest Black continued. "The planet is known as Earth, but it is unknown what lives there."

"Okey Dokey," GIR said and walked over to where the other robots were.

Tallest Black turned toward the audience and screamed, "Please com back tomorrow but for now, LEAVE ME!"


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