Kirby, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine, Ironman, Pac man, Captain America, Hulk, Aquaman, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Flash, Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, Mr. Clean, Crimson Chin, Danny Phantom, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Kratos, Slenderman, Trix Rabbit, Alien, Predator, Spawn, Tin man, Mayor Glory, Super cow, Muscleman, Goku, Ken, Akuma, Ryu, Piccolo, Master Roshi, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Megatron, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Michael Myers, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Cocoa Puffs Bird, Chester the Cheetah, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Edward , Bella, Jacob, Harry Potter, Hermione, Ron Weasley, Toucan Sam, Kenny McCormick, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Courage, Samus, The Tick, Snake, Rorschach, The Flaming C, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Leprechaun, Cupid, Burger King, Ronald McDonald, Jack(Jack in the Box), Terminator, Rambo, Crazy Frog, Jesus,Mohammed, Buddha, Nyan Cat, He-man, Skeletor, Voldemort, Him, Mojo Jojo, Power Puff Girls, Pedo Bear, Overly Attached Girlfriend, Jeffrey the Killer, Hannibal Lecter, Big Foot, Frogger, Rapist Sloth, Dig Dug, Megaman, Mr. Bucket, Abominable Snowman
Round 1
Kirby vs. Santa
Kirby awoke in the desert with little memory of what had happened to him. He was laying in the wreckage of a crash and next to him were dead corpses of reindeer and a shattered sleigh. This could only mean one thing, Santa Claus had come to town. Kirby was excited to see the Jolly Saint Nick. He walked over to the blob that was Santa, and he eagerly tried to wake him up. Santa stirred and saw the pink abomination smiling at him. This was the evil creature that shot him out of the sky. He was on his way to deliver the gifts to young starved Ethiopian kids, when Kirby suddenly attacked him. There was no way in the North Pole he would allow a wad of bubble gum to beat him. He attacked, but Kirby parried. The two fight viciously trading blows. Santa used his Christmas powers to fight the dreaded pink blob, but Kirby stood his ground. Candy Canes whizzed through the air, and Kirby decided to eat them, rather than dodge them. Then just as Santa was about to use a present bomb on Kirby, he was sucked into the vile creature and compacted into a ball. He suffocated and died. Kirby wins
Sonic vs. Flash
"Who is faster? Who will win? Will it be the Blue Hedgehog or the Scarlet Speedster? Which of these heroes will win the race, and live another day? " The audience cheered as the announcer spoke all of this over the intercom. All eyes are transfixed on the two creatures standing at opposite ends of the race track. The sky begins to darken as the suns set. It was then that Flashed noticed he was no longer on earth. Then a shock erupts through his spine and blinds him. Meanwhile Sonic is busy racing through the loops of the race track. The cheers of the audience excite Sonic. He throws jeers at Flash and winks at the audience. The battle erupts in a show of speed. The Flash gains the upper hand and trips Sonic splattering him on the ground. Flash Wins.
Peter Griffin vs. Kenny McCormick
Peter tries to be friendly and tell Kenny a joke. He trips and farts in Kenny's face. The gas overwhelms the poor boy causing his head to explode. Peter Wins.
Mario vs. Jason
Mario was off exploring in Luigi's mansion when suddenly a hockey player attacked him! He tried to get away, but his fireballs did nothing to help. Then Jason cuts off his head. Jason wins.
Abominable Snowman vs. Mohammed
No picture could be taken of the event. They both lost.
Nyan Cat vs. Freddy Krueger
Nyan cat travels through Freddy's dreams stirring trouble and singing his signature song. Freddy is driven to madness and kills himself. Nyan Cat wins.
Luigi vs. Hulk
Hulk had just gotten off of his appointment at the hair salon, and decided to get some pizza for lunch. On his way in he bumps into a drunken Luigi. Puke erupted from Luigi's mouth and spread all over Hulk's face and hair. The Hulk was speechless. Then Luigi burped, looked at him and said, "Momma Mia, The Jolly Green Giant wants to kill me, a Mario apleesa help." This set Hulk into a fury. He yelled, "HULK SMASH!," and leapt into the air. Then Luigi does a spin punch as Hulk used his gamma smash. The force of the punch kills Hulk. Luigi wins.
SpongeBob vs. Megatron
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob Square Pants. Who is towering and grey and evil as can be? Megatron is! The fight ended before it began. In order to prep for the fight, the two faced off with a tough enough challenge. Megatron showed his toughness by killing all the decepticons. SpongeBob ran in and slipped on an ice-cube, sending him into a coma. Megatron wins.
Batman vs. Pacman
One is a man orphaned at such a young age. He raised himself and trained himself in martial arts. He began to fight crime and became known as the Dark Knight. The other was a hardboiled detective who never played by the rules.
Then one day while on a drug bust an explosion killed the four mob bosses he was trying to bust, and left him with a sixth sense, and a drug addiction. Now the ghosts of the four mob bosses haunt him and chase him everywhere he goes. He manages to stay away from them by ingesting small cocaine pellets. In order to fuel his addiction he began turning to a life of crime. Now Batman must stop him. Pacman was given the coordinates to a new dealer who could cure his addiction and stop his ghosts. He knew something was up, his paranoia taught him not to trust anyone. The only person he ever trusted was his wife, but she his addiction affected her as well, making her like him, a broken addict haunted by the mob ghosts.
He lingered in his thoughts when he saw the giant man bat thing swoop down. Another hallucination. Batman looked at the once great detective and felt pity. He had walked through the dregs of life, and had become consumed by the hell, whereas the Dark Knight rose above it. He tried to reason with the man before him, but his words had no effect, he was going to have to let the police deal with him. Maybe Bruce Wayne could get this man into psychiatric care. Then Pacman pulled out a gun and it all went bad. Pacman's paranoia kicked in and he saw the ghosts coming towards them. He screamed and shot at the Man Bat hallucination who was squawking at him. He ran trying to get away from his hell. He ran into the walls but managed to get free just when he thought he was safe he felt himself buckle. The man Bat had gotten hold of him. He tried to get away when he saw the ghosts.
Batman tried to wrestle Pacman down ignoring the ghost babble. He felt the man's pain, but crime was not the way. Pacman bit his way free, but he was too late. The ghosts were upon him. They encircled him and he began to dissolve. Pain flashed through his mind, and his life flashed before his eyes. He said his last goodbyes and faded into oblivion reducing himself to nothing. Batman looked down at Pacman and saw the vacant look in his eyes. Pacman died in his arms. Batman wins.
Superman vs. Optimus Prime
Superman saw the alien's crash land, and then saw the heroism of Megatron as he destroyed his former allies the decepticons. Then he was upset that Optimus Prime dared try and kill Megatron. Prime had been corrupted somehow and was turning evil. Unfortunately this was also causing him to destroy form the inside and pretty soon he would explode. He had to do what was necessary. He flew through Optimus and ripped his power source from his body. He then took the bomb out of orbit and hurled it into the sun, also recharging himself. Superman wins.
Captain America vs. Major Glory
Captain America and Major Glory both awoke dazed and confused in front of the White House. Captain America had faint memories of being on a mission when suddenly a force had pulled him away. A voice had also warned him of false idols. Major Glory was beginning to remember that he had to tell the President something important, before he heard a noise like a remote changing a channel, and suddenly it all went black. He was sure that the man across from him was also a fan boy. He began to tell the man about his accomplishments and agreed to give the , "ol' tike," an autograph. Cap threw his shield at the Major and it was deflected by his cape. They fought fist to fist and Cap won. Captain America wins.
Buffy vs. Edward
"Hey Glitter-Boy prepare to die," Buffy screamed as she charged the undefended Edward. He dodged the attack and began to monologue. "No. I. Can't. Die. I. Am. So. Hurt. I was once a man. Life was not easy. Tell Bella. That I. Love. Her. I am a monster. She cannot have me. Before I leave, please let me tell you my life story. It all started when I was born. 18…" Cut Off mid-sentence, he was killed and destroyed. Buffy wins.
Crazy Frog vs. Frogger
It was a battle to determine which frog was the better of the two. Crazy Frog with his dancing craziness or Frogger with his dodgy nature. Crazy Frog tried to run him over with his motorcycle while frogger dodged each move. The song started to play and Crazy Frog began to dance. He almost ran over Frogger, but Frogger was quick and he dodged smacked the crazed Crazy Frog in the face, and ran him over. Frogger wins.
Mr. Clean vs. Hannibal
Hannibal Lecter was a world renown psychopath. He was ready to break down and destroy Mr. Clean, until he saw him. The sun shone off of his bald dome and he had an aura about him. His eyes were intense and he looked at Hannibal in the eyes. The intensity of the stare burned through Hannibal's soul and the shiny dome melted to melt his brain. Brain matter began to ooze out of his ears and Hannibal died trying to eat his brain remains with chips. He picked up the withered husk that was Hannibal and it disintegrated. Only in death did Hannibal manage to clean up his act. Mr. Clean wins.
Goku vs. Ken
Ken began exchanging blows with Goku and he began to feel his opponent wear down. He knew that his victory was set, and he began to toy with him. Just as he was about to deliver what he thought was the final blow, Goku wiped off the sweat from his face and began to yell. He freaked Ken out that Ken stood there stunned at his constipated opponent. Then Goku's eyes turned green and his hair went from black to blonde. Confused he asked what had happened.
"Oh I went Super Saiyan." Goku had said it as if it were obvious.
Ken was confused but he decided not to question his opponent, much less why he was fighting him, or how this had even started. He delivered the killing blow, only to be deflected. He continued to fight Goku, and he began to feel tired. Goku didn't seem to be breaking a sweat. He began to wonder why he had picked a fight with this man, but he couldn't remember. There was an itching in the back of his head telling him that something was wrong, that this was not the only instance of amnesia. He felt that he was missing something. Then he missed Goku and was knocked up into the sky and thrust back to the ground. He began to feel his confidence crumble and he wanted to live. He started to talk to Goku.
"So Goku right? You have any idea why we're fighting?" The question caught Goku off guard and he began to think. Then his energy flared and Ken was shocked to see his features were more intense. As Goku thought he attacked but all of his moves were dodged.
Then Goku asked him, "Are you trying to trick me so you could win?"
"Uh…..no serious question."
Then Goku shrugged and replied with, "Hmm I don't know but I'm sure there is a good reason, but I'm getting bored now, mind if we stop?"
Ken replied, "I don't think we should, what mean you're bored?" Goku then turned back into his normal self, shocking Ken even further.
"Well I can see our tired, and I don't want to kill you. You're really good though don't usually get pushed to Super Saiyan 2. You're a normal human too, interesting. Are you sure you're not a Saiyan?"
"Yea"
"Well that's weird, maybe you just trained really well. Anyways want to get lunch? I'm starving!" Ken was too stunned to answer. He was confused, but something was telling him that the fight had to continue. He remained silent and Goku flew off. Then Goku was shocked, electricity sparking through the back of his head. Before he could respond Goku got up and glared at him.
"So you want to hit me while I'm not looking. I don't know who you are but I don't like you. I will defeat you!" Then he yelled at the top of his lungs and turned into a hairy version of himself, but the hair was red.
Then Ken saw a tail and he was confused. He had seen odd things, but never any such transformation. He realized too late that Goku was charging him. He shot a projectile and Goku deflected it. Then Goku uppercut him and Ken went soaring into the air at unimaginable speeds. Then Goku shot a projectile at him and he saw it rushing towards him. The blast washed over him and Ken felt intense burning. Then a face flashed into his mind, and he remembered what had happened, he knew that the Universe was on course to implode, and it was only a matter of years, before life as he knew it would cease to exist. The last thing that went through Ken's mind was the image of The Terminator. Goku wins.
Terminator vs. Rambo
The battle began in a rainforest in the center of a stadium. No one could understand a word of the trash talk. All that was heard during this battle was the garbled accents and grunting that each individual could muster. The words sounded like nothing more than meat head garble, but the battle itself was intense. Rambo began shooting the terminator in a blaze of glory, giving him everything that he had.
Terminator deflected each shot and blast and began to pound on Rambo beating him senseless. Just as he was about to deliver the killing blow, he received a call from his campaign manager telling him he had just become Governor of California. The battle was put on hold, and Rambo was able to gain experience, he formed a team of old action heroes and forgot the battle, until the Terminator came disguised as a friend.
It jumbled his memory and he began to train even harder. Then he was attacked by the Terminator a year before his term ended. It turns out that he was not going to be reelected and it made him upset, so he decided to alter the timeline and finish off his opponent before he lost in his timeline. He was badly damaged but he knew Rambo would not be expecting an attack so soon. He killed him in cold blood, not realizing that his split decision had in fact caused a rupture in the space time continuum that had made a split on the universe. He did not feel satisfied so he went back in time again and raped people in different eras. He then went back to far and was left in a void.
Everything around him was dark, so he began to unload his RPG and exploded anything that lurked in the dark. The rocket propelled him through the years and he was pushed forward to the beginning of his battle with Rambo. He killed him with ease, but his death made him confused, so went to the bar and drank. Terminator wins.
Cocoa Puffs Bird vs. Buddha
The Cocoa Puffs bird was excited, because he had heard rumors that Buddha had a huge appetite. He glanced at the man under the tree and was shocked to see what he had in his lap. In Buddha's lap was a giant bowl with a 2 foot radius. The bowl was made of solid gold and Buddha was using a diamond encrusted spoon to eat the real treasure. There in the bowl was a brown sea of chocolaty goodness. The beauty shone in the birds face. The cocoa puffs were calling him, whispering sweet secrets in his ears. The bird scratched his arms and asked if he could have some. Buddha did not refuse and he passed the spoon on to the bird. To his horror the bird began to bash his brains in with the spoon. After he killed Buddha the bird devoured the cereal and began on a cereal induced killing frenzy. Cocoa Puffs Bird wins.
Jesus vs. Kratos
Jesus had performed many miracles, but Kratos was a god slayer. He turned and faced the messiah and cut him to pieces but Jesus was quick and made Kratos believed this was so. He then turned Kratos blood to wine and Kratos began to die from alcohol poisoning.
Jesus then turned his bones into bread threw a few punches at him, killing Kratos. Jesus had looked at what he had done and he decided to give Kratos mercy. He brought the man back to life, and apologized. Kratos was furious and cut the messiah to pieces, and spit on the remains. His flame swords had turned Jesus into ash.
He was proud of what he did. He rolled the ashes into a swisher and smoked Jesus. Then something peculiar happened. Kratos began to glow and expand. He began to have a brain aneurism and died. Then he rose and spoke. "I am the war messiah reborn. I have assumed a new form. Let those who oppose me tremble before my might." Jesus wins.
Rapist Sloth vs. Overly Attached GF
The girl looked creepy but the sloth didn't care, rape was rape. He used chloroform, a classic, and then whispered into the girl's ear, "Bite the pillow I'm going in dry….and slow!"
The next morning the sloth woke up chained to the bed, and the girl was bringing him breakfast. She spoon fed him and smiled at him creepily. The sloth was momentarily creeped out, but he regained his composure. He tried to get her to free him but then she turned bat shit crazy. She began to say that he was hers and only hers. Needless to say the sloth died in the bed, after weeks of starvation. He refused to eat her food, and she would scratch him. Before he died he etched his memory into the bedpost. I take the out of psychotherapist. He died and the girl was devastated. She killed herself. Dark. Draw.
He-Man vs. Cupid
Cupid shot a love arrow into He-man and it defeated the once brave warrior. The chronicle of He-man's depression was recorded, and cast out for all to see. The video was titled Heyaayayaya! And to this day people play it to honor He-man's valiant efforts against the winged baby angel. Cupid wins.
Skeletor vs. Slenderman
Skeletor was in the woods searching for He-man, when he saw someone in the distance. He began to walk towards the man, but he lost sight of him. He turned around and the man was off in the distance again, but in the opposite direction. He felt unsettled. Skeletor kept walking through but kept his head down. He looked back after 5 minutes and the man was behind him and getting closer. He panicked and looked in all directions. He saw a multitude of them. Men in suits everywhere. They seemed to have no face. He shook his head in fear, and looked around and soon Slenderman was upon him. Slenderman wins.
Jack vs. Bigfoot
Jack: You can have my new Tacos for just 10 cents on Tuesdays, at Jack's new Taco Tuesdays.
Big Foot: Tacos?
Jack: Yea Tacos
Big Foot proceeds to the nearest Jack-in-the-Box and orders 200 tacos. At his Taco Jack pulls out an RPG and shoots him in the face. Jack WINS
Flaming C vs. Scorpion
The Flaming C came out in a blaze of fireworks burning through things with his oven mitt of doom. He aimed and fired at scorpion. Scorpion yelled "Fool! You will feel the vengeance of the Shirai Ryu." He then used his kunai to drag his victim closer and tore him to pieces. Scorpion wins.
Sub-Zero vs. Megaman
Sub-Zero was training the new Lin Keui recruit Megaman, but the boy was weak. He froze him and put him out of his misery. Sub-Zero wins.
Predator vs. Trix Rabbit
The Trix rabbit was desperate to get his Trix so he enlisted the help of Predator. They sneaked into the kid's house and Predator tore the poor children to shreds. He gave his new friend the Trix cereal. In shock and disgust the Trix Rabbit had a heart attack and died. Predator wins.
Chester Cheetah vs. The Tick
Chester Cheetah smashed the cheese heroin into his veins. Glass and drugs fueled his rage, turning him into a vessel of rage. His cheeto haze seared red-orange, burning a black hole into his heart and filling his brain with hot cheeto stupor.
He was seething with anger and he liked the burn it gave him. He was feeling the cheese high and he liked. The Tick tried with all his might to stop the cheetah, but it proved to be a tough challenge. He was powerful, superhuman even, but he was no match for the drug induced strength of Cheese Heroine Cheetah.
He struck with such ferocity that the Tick felt palpitations coming. Then the Cheetah did the craziest thing possible. He pulled out three needles and struck the Tick with them. He then shattered the veils and imbedded the glass deep within his knuckles. He slashed at the Tick and the Tick began to bleed. The smell irritated his nose and he felt his heart race. Then his heart exploded. Chester Cheetah wins.
Stewie vs. Akuma
Stewie shot at Akuma with his laser beams, but Akuma fired back. Their projectiles collided and they felt the force of trying to overpower each other. They got closer and closer trying to send the blast back to the other. Then the blast exploded sending the two to purgatory. Stewie had prepared for this and used his portable time machine to kill Akuma and use his essence to travel back to the real world. Stewie wins.
Patrick vs. Aquaman
The battle between these two was fierce and there seemed to be no clear victor. They exchanged blows shaking the world with their might. As Patrick tried to summon the power of Wumbo Aquaman tried to talk him out of it. The power of Wumbo was too much for poor Patrick Star, and Aquaman felt bad. He tried to save Patrick before he exploded from the evil Wumbology. They wumboed and soon enough bonded. The victor was clear. There was a new hero who intended to earn eternal recognition. Mermaid man wins.
Spiderman vs. Bumblebee
Spiderman and Bumblebee fought long and hard. Mainly Spider Man dodged the giant robots attacks, but he managed to get a few hits in. His spidey senses made it easier for him to predict the robots hits. He swung side to side, trying to entangle the robot. Bumblebee shot laser canons at the blur of red and blue, trying to hit his mark. Then he got an idea. He aimed ahead of Spider Man hoping to catch him off guard, but the web slinger was too quick. He dodged and shot the machine in the face with webbing. Then it was Spidey's turn for ideas.
He created a web around bumble encasing him in a web cocoon. Just when he thought he had won, Bumblebee turned into a car, and hit Spider Man. The move was so sudden it caught Spidey by surprise. He was quick though. He recovered and flew into the car, webbing the inside. Then Bumblebee transformed and spidey crawled inside him and deactivated him. He tried to swing out, but he had run out of webbing. He reactivated bumblebee and hoped for the best. He climbed around the machine causing him to hit himself. When he fell he climbed in quickly and deactivated him before he could get up. He crawled out with the power source in hand. He then called Thor who smashed the remains to bits. Spiderman wins.
Wolverine vs. Alien
The alien turned invisible in hopes of fooling his opponent. Wolverine still smelled the creature and slashed. The alien slashed back and bit and scratched and strangled him with his tail. He dropped the limp body and let out a battle cry thinking it had won. Then Wolverine healed sprung back up and slashed the Alien to pieces. Wolverine wins.
Ironman vs. Tinman
Iron Man flew around looking for this so called big bad tinman. What did he think he was a Cheap knock off of Ironman? He was about to give up when he saw the skipping tinman singing about his upcoming battle.
I have to fight an ironman/maybe he'll be my dire fan/ I'll give him a hug/He'll catch the love bug/ and we'll live together in a home/OOOO I'm off to see my Ironman/ The dream man/ My one man/ The clean man/ OOOOO I'm off to see my Ironman/ Maybe he'll give me heart.
Ironman had had enough so he blasted him with his unibeam, to which he heard the tinman squeal with excitement. He melted him to a pool of liquid tin and took his remains to his house to fashion him into a tin can to pee in on long flights. Ironman wins.
Spyro vs. TMNT
Spyro blew a wall of fire in front of him singing the turtles. They need a plan fast. Then they formed a battle attack and slew the dragon. TMNT wins.
Him vs. Jeffery
This battle was the scariest. All who viewed the carnage all went mad and were driven to insanity. The people who watched the fight reported feeling spiraling depression. Very soon they began reporting palpitations and voices in their head. They reported seeing nothing more than a stare down, but then Him spoke causing their ears to bleed. Then in an attempt to avoid looking at him they looked at Jeffrey and he smiled at them. They swear they heard a barking in the distance. The next thing they saw was Him being lifted into the air as Jeffrey's eyes turned black and began to bleed. His smile began to cut deep into his face. Then Him began to stretch and his arms were ripped off. Blood rained down on the crowd. Then Him's intestines ripped out and strangled the people in the first row. This all happened in a matter of seconds and it was over. It was said that Jeffrey took Him's soul and ate it, in order to consume his voice. None live long after hearing his voice. The 24 who witnessed the fight died gruesome deaths. Jeffery wins.
DigDug vs. BK
Dig Dug began to shoot at the King, but the king dodged every attack and through whopper's at the little digger. Then Dig Dug made the mistake of inflating a whopper. He inflated it until it grew 6 feet then it exploded and took his heart with it. The king went over to the body and said, "High cholesterol to the max BITCH!" BK wins.
Bella vs. Hermione
Hermione took pity on her opponent and used a memory erasing spell. This didn't work because the she vampire was a shield of some sort. Then she attacked and clawed at Hermione. Hermione had had enough so she used the Avada Kedavra and ended it. Hermione wins.
Toucan Sam vs. Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny did not like froot loops so he killed toucan Sam with egg bombs. The End. Easter Bunny wins.
Ron Weasley vs. Crash
Ron broke his wand and crash ran over him with his car. Crash wins.
Harry Potter vs. Mr. Bucket
Mr. Bucket knew he had no way of winning so his plan, was simple, breaking the boy's psyche, and hope it was enough to get him to kill himself. Mr. Bucket began to torture Harry, and he realized that the boy was powerless without his wand. So he tried to use it but he couldn't figure it out. Instead he freed Harry, who then bum rushed him and took his wand back. Harry was beginning to lose his mind, and he used Crucio on Mr. Bucket. He then continued to use it, until Mr. Bucket was nothing more than a plastic toy. Harry Potter wins.
PedoBear vs. Powerpuff Girls
The Powerpuff girls had gone up against some nasty foes but none had prepared them for PedoBear. He was a cunning master of disguised and he tricked them all. He dressed up as the Professor and lured them one by one into the basement. Needless to say the Professor was arrested for the Bear's crimes. Then he posed as the mayor and did the same thing. Then he killed buttercup and Blossom, leaving bubbles as his favorite. She turned into a savage and tried to kill the bear. He didn't die. She ripped out his heart and he killed her. He stuffed the heart back inside him and did a ritual. He summoned the devil and told him that all was according to plan. PedoBear wins.
Mojojo vs. Jacob
Mojojo was getting beaten to a bloody pulp, when more shirtless wolf teens came to talk to his assailant.
They told Jacob that Bella had died in a battle against a wizard. He initiated mojojo into the wolf pack. Apparently he thought the monkey was a wolf. Anyways they confront Merlin and kill him. O Then Jacob killed himself, finally ready to join Bella in the afterlife. Them Sam turned to Mojo Jojo and said, "Dumbass had us kill the wrong wizard. Anyway he wasn't too bright; he thought you were a new wolf species. Worst part is monkey, you're our Alpha since that dumbass offed himself. So what do we do next?" A smile formed on Mojo Jojo's lips. Mojo Jojo wins.
Voldemort vs. Rorschach
Rorschach snuck up behind Voldemort and snapped his neck. Rorschach wins.
Darth Vader vs. Dracula
Dracula was a savage and was set to win and defeat his opponent. Vader was confused fighting the darkness within him. The battle started and Dracula ran at Vader cutting him up. He then tried to bite him, but was shocked to bite into metal. Vader managed to use his robot arm to protect himself from the vampire, he then tried to slash at him with his light saber, but Dracula was quick. He drew a sword of his own and tried to battle with Vader. His sword was slashed and Vader had pinned the Vampire to the ground. He had the saber to his throat and was ready to cut his head off, when Dracula leg swept Vader ad ran around him removing his helmet.
Vader began to die slowly and Dracula began to feed. Vader was passing out, but he did not want to die this way. He used all he could muster and force pushed Dracula off of him. Then he used the force to get his helmet. He placed the helmet on his head and steadied his breathing, but his face was still bleeding. He began to feel woozy and Dracula began to attack again. Then Vader did all that he could he aimed at Dracula's head and threw his light saber. Dracula was about to dodge when, with his dying breath, Vader, used the force to push the vampire, lifting him into the air. The saber cut his legs off leaving him cut in half. Then Vader died. Dracula wriggled his way to Vader and tried to destroy the body before the transformation was completed.
He reached the body and was ready to tear it apart. Then he felt him stir and Vader had awoken, a new a vampire had been born. Dracula was lifted into the air and he felt a choking in his throat. He began to compact and Vader crushed him into a ball. He then stabbed the ball, effectively killing Dracula. He then removed his mask and fed on the remains. Darth Vader wins.
Obiwan vs. Ryu
Obi-wan knew there was an external force trying to influence his thoughts, he could feel it speaking to him trying to talk to his subconscious, and meanwhile it embedded itself deeper into his subconscious. The man he was supposed to fight had succumbed to the force, but he thought it was his inner fight. This man was brooding; he sensed great good in him, but such pain. He felt that Ryu could save the world, and he began to think of ways to save him.
Ryu was feeling a tugging at his head; two forces were trying to invade his mind. He could sense them both. Both were evil, but they were struggling trying to gain control of him. He felt the need to fight anything in his way. He was losing the battle in his mind, and he was waiting for this battle to begin.
Obi-wan walked toward ryu and began to talk. He was trying to tell him that they could figure something out, but first they needed to try and recall what had occurred. HE began to feel displaced from time, and the thing was growing stronger. He tried to think what the last thing he remembered was but just then Ryu shot a fireball at him. He was sent flying back. He jumped to his feet and impulsively pushed him away with the force. Ryu began firing in every direction as if he were struggling to focus. Obiwan threw his light saber.
Ryu saw the blade coming and he shot a projectile to send it flying back. He began to run towards the man but he felt some type of force holding him back. HE fought against it with all his might and he broke free. The man was temporarily stunned and Ryu pounced. He began to spin kick the man and then he uppercutted him. He unleashed a volley of projectiles and smiled at his handy work. The man was not going to survive. Then he noticed the color of the projectiles, and he knew that Akuma was one of the beings trying to invade his mind.
Obi-wan had trained hard but, no amount of training had prepared him for the pain he had received from this man. He fought well, but he was not himself. He survived the assault, but he feared for his life when he saw the projectiles. He used the force and stopped them all and sent them sailing off in the other direction momentarily pleased with himself. Then he saw Ryu had frozen and it looked as if he was thinking really hard. He also noticed he was flying. Somehow Obi-wan had willed the force to sustain him in flight. He flew down to Ryu, and felt a growing fear and confusion. He had to find Yoda soon. He went down to talk, and as soon as he got close to Ryu, he regretted it. Ryu snapped and spin kicked him away. Yelling in three voices for him to go away. The fear and confusion clouded his judgment and he reacted. Electricity shot from the tips of his fingers and Ryu erupted in a blaze of light. The force was so strong; it caused the back of Ryu's head to start smoking. He passed out. Obi-wan was full of confusion and that he could not think straight. How had he summoned electricity? He was not Sith. He should not have been able to do that. This meant the parasite in his head was digging deep into his brain. He tried to use the force to pull it out of him, but it dug into his brain so trying to remove it, gave him an eye splitting headache. He passed out from the pain.
Ryu stood up and was finally able to think clearly. He knew two things. The invaders in his mind were temporarily silenced, and he was suffering from major burns. He walked away to meditate and gather his thoughts. There was something troubling occurring and he was going to find out what. Obi-wan wins.
Master Roshi vs. Yoda
Yoda used the force to keep Roshi at bay, while he tried to remember what had brought him there. The force was helping him clear through the mist and haze clouding his thinking. Meanwhile Roshi screamed out profanity. "Damn little Fur bee I was in the middle of watching the Victoria Secret's fashion show!" Yoda was trying to find the answer, but this man provided no help, so he left him alone. Then electricity shot through his brain and he used the force choke on roshi killing him. Then something came to him. Roshi had called him a furbee, although an insult, Yoda felt that it meant something. He set out to find Obi-wan in hopes that he was not dead yet. Yoda wins.
Frank vs. Piccolo
Frankenstein was called a giant monster by everyone who saw him. They were terrified at his appearances and he lived in silence and solitude. Piccolo could share in this creature's loneliness, but Piccolo embraced his solidarity and preferred it. Frankenstein let it break him, but he fought hard. Then he attacked Piccolo with his massive fists. The attack weakened Piccolo, but only for a second. He dodged the next attack and began shooting projectiles and Frankenstein. The monster tried to dodge them, but there were so many, and he was hit. The blast absorbed into his skin, but they were wearing him down. He lugged a rock at Piccolo and charged him with an attack. Piccolo dodged and slapped him with an elongated arm. He then barrel rolled and began to furiously barrage Frankenstein with punches. The blows glanced off the beast, and he remained unharmed. He swung and sent Piccolo flying 50 feet back. He was trying to explain to him that the Universe was in danger, that the nature was stirring, but he felt a seething rage, an invasion in his mind, like a parasite whispering in his ear leading him astray. He knew there was danger in the air, the flowers and the trees told him so. This Namekian alien should sense it as well, but his warrior instinct was diluting his mind. He sensed great brooding in the green creature, and he did not want to kill anyone, especially an estranged soul. He had to find a way to tell him.
Piccolo began to notice that the creature seemed to avoid fighting. His attacks were reactionary, and he held back. He sensed something was amiss, but he couldn't place his antenna on it. Then the creature began to flail his arms as if wanting to speak. He charged piccolo, but he stood his ground, trying to move at the last second. The monster was a foot away before it came to a halt and began to talk.
"You must…understand….the nature…..whispers….darkness….looming…..great evil…Shelley tells me….death." Piccolo was confused but he sensed this was a ruse, his instincts were telling him to kill maim and destroy.
He calculated it perfectly; he would allow the thing to talk as he charged his special beam cannon. The creature wouldn't be suspecting an ambush. He put his two fingers to his head and began to charge. He then told the creature to catch his breath, and explain himself.
"Shelley, a nature spirit, is stirring, whispering into my ear. She was telling me that there is something dangerously wrong in the universe. That someone is out to destroy it. I tried to warn you earlier but there was this nagging in the base of my skull. A parasite telling me to kill you. I am suppressing the creature but I feel that you can help me; you must listen to the voice of reason. Suppress the parasite in your mind."
Then Piccolo felt the tugging in his skull, and something was telling him to launch, but he suppressed it, and began to think clearly. He began to wonder about the monster's words, but he also felt the tugging of his attack, he would have to release soon.
Frankenstein read his expression and sighed. "I can sense the tension in you and I know you have been charging an attack to kill me. I feel that in order to defeat this you must kill me. Remember to listen to the wild, and your inner thoughts. Beware of external influences." Piccolo resisted he had to send this attack, but he needed a new target he need to focus all his energy on the rock of in the distance.
"The rock would not like to be destroyed, I'd prefer you take my life, I know now that this is where my story ends in the physical world, but perhaps through the astral world I may find you once more to aid you on your quest. Now kill me before you zap all the energy from yourself." Piccolo shot Frankenstein's in the center of his eyes and the beam went out the back of his head.
A charred chip fell to the ground and began writhe and twist. It burst into flames and he felt a stirring in the back of his head. Shock swept over him when he realized that whatever was in the monster was also in him. Piccolo wins.
Michael Myers vs. Snake
Snake gave Michael Myers everything he had but this beast was inhuman. He tried everything he could but he couldn't kill him. The thing kept coming back as if nothing killed him. Then he saw it. A branding on his exposed ankle. The tattoo looked to be of a ram's head on a pentagram, with the numbers 666 imprinted in the forehead. There was such detail to it that it seemed to be radiating, as if it were glowing a crimson red. It held his attention and then he was being lifted into the air, and he faced a swinging machete. He had a few grenades in his belt and he had a few tricks up his sleeve. He pulled all the pins and used them to block the blade. It skinned his knuckles to the bone, but it saved him for the time being. He unclipped his belt and kicked Michael in the chest. It was a matter of time before the grenades exploded. He punched Michael in the face, and the creature responded with a machete to the gut. Then he spat in Meyers face and the grenades exploded. The blast tore Michael to shreds and ripped snake apart. The blast burned his skin, but his armor had helped deflect the blast. His lungs were singed and the blade was causing internal bleeding. Before he blacked out he heard a voice and it said, "We could save him if we hurry." Then he passed out. Snake wins.
Samus vs. Muscleman
Samus rolled towards muscleman, but her attack missed. Then Muscleman replied, "You know who else misses? MY MOM!" Then Samus countered with a projectile. "You know who else shoots balls of light? My MOM!" She couldn't land a hit on the thing and every mistake she made and every miss, he responded with a "my mom" joke. She charged up and shot. "You know who else charges up her blows? MY MOOOOOOOOOOO." She finally landed a hit. She killed him. Then she felt bad. Samus wins.
Supercow vs. Crimson Chin
Super cow heard that this chin man was a bad man. He tried to hurt chicken and he was on a rampage. Cow was just a little girl, but she knew she had to do whatever she could to win.
The Crimson Chin looked on at the Cow, in pity, it was a shame, but he would have to kill it, maybe eat it. He had this feeling that there was nothing wrong with the Cow, but his chin powers were facing some sort of chintereference. He uppercutted her with his chin.
Cow felt pain shoot through her and fear. She was not ready to face this hero. She used her milk to fire at him in hopes of defeating him. She did not know how she would win, but she had to.
The Crimson Chin used his chintastic powers and sacrificed the cow. He had won, but something did not feel right. He felt like he had lost. Crimson Chin wins.
Danny Phantom vs. Spawn
Danny's ghost sense was going haywire but he couldn't find the source. He also was having trouble remembering what was going on. The last thing he remembered was the box ghost ranting then a scream and it all went black. He fainted.
He had woken up in the basement, but he didn't remember leaving the ghost zone. He had a weird dream about some killer robot clown with fur. It didn't make much sense. Then he saw the thing in the corner watching him. He started firing and tried to trap the thing in the ghost zone. He lost sight and was knocked out again. Spawn looked out on the kid and felt pity, for having attacked him. He was powerful and he was fighting well, but Spawn needed him awake in order to combat this. Spawn had become suspicious of his confusion and he investigated. He knew something was up, and he knew he could trust this kid; he had caught a glimpse of his life, and saw that he would be a great assets. He knew that the devil was at work and that something big was going to happen. His suit felt changed and he sensed the chip that was tracing him. He needed this boy to help them both.
The chip was wired to force them fight until one was incapacitated, in which the chip would slowly kill them. Rumors were that fighters had joined forces, but Spawn was not sure what that did to the new person. He felt the Universe teetering, and he was going to stop whatever evil was there, or die trying. Danny woke up again and the thing he saw started to talk to him. He never felt this scared before but he listened. Spawn told Danny about his suspicions and he kept alluding that something was controlling them, and he pointed to the back of his head. He then told Danny that luck was on their side, because Danny was a ghost boy and he could (Probably) remove the chip. He told Danny he needed to remove his (Spawn's) chip.
"Kid I can sense your fear, but you gotta trust me. Think having a tough time remembering what happened to you? That chip is messing with your mind. It's starting to imbed itself in our heads and we have to get rid of it. Reach into my head and pull it out."
Danny reached into Spawn's head and felt something there; he pulled out the chip and through it out the warehouse window, where it exploded leaving a huge crater. Then Spawn told him the plan. Danny was confused but he followed along.
Then Spawn turned said, "Hey kid, you have to fight our opponent's I can help somewhat but if we're to pull this off you have to fight, and you will have to kill." Danny nodded uneasy with the idea of having to take a life. Danny Phantom wins
Power Rangers vs. Ronald McDonald
The Rangers fought fiercely but the Clown Prince of Fatness proved to be too much. He countered every attack they made, with High Cholesterol, and blockaded their artillery, thereby cutting them off from the heart of their plan. The rangers fell leaving only the Yellow Ranger standing. She looked into the eyes of Ron "the Big Mac" McDonald and felt a chill run down her spine. She instantly grew thunder thighs, and love handles. Her chins began to choke her. In order to survive she made a final call, and bit the clown. The taste hit her instantly and she exploded into a million pieces of garbage. This caused the world to shake and it swallowed Ron McDonald up spitting him up piece by piece in a nice little happy meal. The murderer stood tall glowing. A new warrior had entered the thick. Captain Planet wins.
Courage vs. A leprechaun
Courage had gone to the end of the rainbow in hopes of finding a pot of gold, but alas he was mistaken all that was there was a leprechaun. He walked over to ask the leprechaun about the gold, when it suddenly turned into a stark raving mad lunatic. It started speaking Gaelic and spitting fire over the entire field. Very soon all was reduced to rubble and Courage was left screaming with his eyes popping out of his head. He was terrified and he ran. The leprechaun followed him home and burned down his house. He kidnapped Muriel and was off to a secret cave in a grove.
Courage got there in time to see Muriel turned to Gold and stripped down into gold nuggets. He lost it and smashed the leprechaun. Before he could save Muriel the leprechaun sent the gold pieces off to the airport where they would all be shipped to different parts of the world. He then slapped courage across the face with a four leaf clover and poured molten gold onto the dog. Courage panicked and fashioned the gold into a gun with bullets. He shot the leprechaun and it exploded showering him in clovers and gold. He was so devastated he threw himself into a vat of boiling Gold. He became a statue for Nowhere City, where they say an inter dimensional portal began to open up. Creatures were terrified of the Gold Statue so all things that came in quickly left. Draw.