!Hola! This is my first story here and I hope you enjoy it. It's a parody of the Wizard of Oz with Characters from Sonic the Hedgehog in it. I've really got no clue what I'm doing and I'm kind of making it up as I go. Characters will probably be OOC, especially Cheese. Hopefully, you find it funny. If you don't, well … you suck (I kid :P)

Sorry for the long note, I'm just a little nervous.

Disclaimer: I obviously do not own Sonic the Hedgehog. They are property of Sega. I also do not own the Wizard of Oz. It is property of … some … one … thing …

Enjoy :3

Chapter 1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!1! The Beginering

Captain's log 66 and another 6. We just escaped the Alien planet after Scotty fired a laser out of his … wait … this is a Wizard of Oz spoof … crap … uhh, yeah. Now the real beginning…

Cream the Rabbit was sitting on the porch of her mother's house/shack thing on her farm in the middle of Kans- … I mean … Station Square.

"Ahh, what a lovely day!" announced Cream to her chao, Cheese, "Even though everything's in black and white, it's still pretty." This is because Station Square had run out of money after paying for the damages caused by all the attacks on the area. To cut costs, they reverted back to the old days of farms and black and white coloring.

"Chao chao (Shut up)!" replied Cheese.

'Hey look! It's mister Sonic out in the corn field again!" said Cream.

Sure enough, Sonic The Hedgehog was out in the corn field again, trying to scare away crows. The problem was, the crows were scaring Sonic. "AAAHHH!!! Get off me you freakin' birds! Cream, HELP MEEEE!!!" screeched Sonic.

"Hi mister Sonic!" said Cream as Sonic came running by, waving his arms around and screaming from the pain of the crow's persistent pecking.

"Don't just sit there, help me! Ow! That's my eye you're pecking! Ahhh, the pain!"

"I like playing with the birds too, mister Sonic, but you should get back to work scaring the rest of the crows out of the fields or we won't have anything to harvest." said Cream.

"Augh! You're useless! I'm running to Knuckles. He's got a shotgun!" And with that, Sonic ran to the backyard to get Knuckles The Echidna. Cream watched him go and when he disappeared behind the barn, she turned to Cheese.

"Mister Sonic is funny, isn't he Cheese?" said Cream.

"Chao chao (Burn in hell)" replied Cheese.

All of a sudden, screaming and gun shots were heard from behind the barn.

"Ahhh! Knuckles, you shot me in the freakin' eye!"

"I'm trying to get the fing crows, Sonic! You got in the way!"

"I'm going to tell Vanilla!"

"Go ahead! She'll probably say you deserved it!"

At that moment, Vanilla, Cream's mom, walked out onto the porch where Cream and Cheese were. "What's going on back there, Cream?" asked Vanilla.

"Oh, mister Sonic just needed mister Knuckles help to scare away the crows," said Cream.

"Oh … well, okay then. Just wanted to know!" said Vanilla, "Cream, did you help Tails with the animals yet?"

"Yes I did, mommy!" said Cream.

"Okay, well then come inside. I made pie." said Vanilla. Then Cream, Cheese, and Vanilla went inside to get some pie.

XXX

Sonic and Knuckles were relieved to see the crows finally leave. The crows decided to go eat the corn instead of Sonic. When they left, Sonic and Knuckles went into the barn to get the first aid kit. I don't know why they keep it in the barn, they just do.

"Knuckles, have you found it yet? I think I'm losing consciousness …" said Sonic.

"Hold on, Sonic. I think it's here somewhere … what the hell?" said Knuckles.

Knuckles had just found Miles 'Tails' Prower, who was being crushed under the weight of the overturned cow on top of him. Only his head was sticking out from underneath the cow's body.

"Tails? What are you doing here, and how did you get under that cow?" Asked Knuckles.

"Well, Cream was helping me with the animals when she decided to get a drink of water. After she left, her sadistic little chao tipped the cow right on top of me! I think it's trying to kill me. This is the third time this week." explained Tails.

"WRONG! He was trying to kill Cream! He just didn't tip the cow in time to flatten her little ass …" Sonic began. Then he passed out on the floor from blood loss.

"Uhh … I think Vanilla's calling me." said Knuckles. A red blur dashed out of the barn at that moment.

"Great. How am I suppose to get out of this one?" said Tails. The crows then flew into the barn and began to peck at Sonic's body.

XXX

It was now 9:00 p.m., and Cream was preparing to go to bed. All of a sudden, a crocodile came hurtling in through the window. Cream gave a terrified shriek as she stared at the crocodile laying spread eagle on the floor. He then popped up and stood there, staring at Cream, and then at Cheese, who was silently tip-toeing towards Cream with a knife that he then hid behind his back. Then he looked back at Cream and pulled out a card from his pocket.

"Greetings, sir and or madam," the crocodile began, reading off the card, "I am The Great insert name here! … oh, wait, The Great Vector, Traveling Salesman!" " Would you like to buy this shiny nickel?" he asked. Vector held out his hand, revealing a rusted half of what used to be a nickel.

"You broke into my room, completely shattering the window, scaring a little girl and her pet chao half to death, just to sell me a crappy nickel?" asked Cream.

"Yes!" shouted Vector.

"OKAY! How much?"

"Five rings."

"I'll give you eleven for two!"

"Deal!" Exclaimed Vector. Cream threw twenty rings at Vector and swiped the former nickel from his hand. She eyed the nickel admiringly. After Vector finished picking up all the rings she threw at him (and inspecting her drawers for any more), he remembered what he had to tell her, "Oh, and a tornado is suppose to come tomorrow night and sweep you off to a magical world."

"Silence, sewer lizard! Leave me with my nickel!" hissed Cream. She hunched over the nickel and continued to twirl it in between her index finger and thumb. Vector shrugged and jumped back out the window, leaving Cream with her nickel and Cheese with his knife. "Look what I got, Cheese. A shiny nickel!' proclaimed Cream.

"Chao! Chao chao (St! I'll have to kill you another day)!" whispered Cheese to himself. It wouldn't matter had he shouted it though, she wouldn't have understood what he said anyway.

"Good night, Cheese!" said Cream.

Cream then tied Cheese to the nightstand and hopped into bed and fell fast asleep.

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YAY! All done. Chapter 2 will come sooner or later … thank you for reading. I appreciate it J

… Stupid Computer ….