Sonic gets evil!
By Mandy
The random disclaimer of disclamerness!: This story was written for my pal in first grade, who hates Sonic. This may be my cheesiest story. OOC Sonic included. But it's funny! Anyway, I wrote it at 3-in the morning! I'm hyper! And yet I'll still--(falls asleep). Queen: Nothing belongs to Mandy, who is attacking the turnip king in her dreams! Now, on with the story!
Sonic walked out to the Living Room of the Sonic cast hotel.
"I've got Shadow's guns! Now I can be Sonic the eeevill hedgehog!" Sonic shouted with a Mwahahahahaha!
Shadow walked by groggily, and easily took his guns back.
"Don't use these again." Shadow said, though he doubted the lesson would stick, Sonic's brain was smaller than a candy bar, a miniature candy bar.
"Gimme back my guns!" Sonic yelled.
"Gimme back my brain is more like it. And they're mine." Shadow said. "You're a hero, good guy, saver of lives, not a villain, bad guy, destroyer of lives, Get it?" Shadow rubbed his eyes and walked into the kitchen to get his blueberry muffin, and exercise from running from crazy Shadow fans.
Sonic sighed. If Shadow wouldn't be his evil mentor, who would?
He dashed off to find Metal Sonic, who was deactivated.
Sonic walked up.
"Can you teach me to be evil?" Sonic asked the robot.
The robot said nothing.
"You bore me." Sonic said, and decided to find the most evil of all...
Omochao.
"Of course I'll teach you to be evil!" Omochao shouted. "First, annoy them with constant help reminders. Then, act like a good guy..."
A month later on Video Game News...
"Hi, I'm Mandy." Mandy said with a smile. "Today, we are reviewing Super Happy Sonic Helper, The Fun Game For Gamecube!"
Mandy's smile faded. "It's horrible. All you do, is press different buttons, and Sonic will give you advice! It's pointless, and not worth anyone's time! I rate it 0.1, the worst score in history!"
Sales fell to only one copy bought. Sonic became a hobo.
As for Omochao...
"Lesson 1,000,000,000,003: Trust nobody. I knew that would happen!"
The end!
AN: Queen: Mandy's still asleep... (Mandy: Arg! Stop trying to make me eat you! Pirate crew, attack!) Queen: Right. Anyway, R & R Mandy's Stupidest story yet but it's not stupid for you people who know Omochao is evil.