N/A: I DO NOT OWN LOVELY COMPLEX OR HETALIA.
I was at the bus station, waiting for Otani to come back from college. I was majoring in fashion design and Otani was becoming an elementary school teacher. I went over to the benches to sit down. My purse vibrated. It's Otani!
My heart skipped a beat every time my phone rang. Sure Otani was short, but he was funny and really good at basketball. I flipped open my phone to find a strange number. It was 556-555-5455. I thought, Oh what the heck. Let's see who it is. Big mistake. The message read as following "I am ze Awesome Prussia and all your breasts belong to me!"
Now she was freaked out. Oh well she thought as the intercom came on. She deciphered something about train 55 coming in. Oh! That's Otani's train! She looked up at the map overhead and saw that it was on the EXACT opposite side of the station. The Intercom called again "Risa, your boyfriend is looking for you. Please come to the nearest information booth so you can escargot the heck home."
I turned the brightest shade of pink, and sprinted to the other side of the station. But,me being me, I naturally tripped over thin air. I stumbled, and barely avoiding an elderly couple who laughed at me, I fell straight on my butt. A weird, smirking guy came over to help me up. He had grey hair, red eyes (real, but they seemed fake), and a plump yellow bird on his shoulder. He was wearing a navy suit with black gloves. He had a perverted kind of smirk on his face and glint in his eye. "Kessshhheeee! You were pretty not awesome back there. Oh, where are my manners? Oh. Ha. That's right, in the toilet. Anyway, my name is Gilbert. Gilbert Beilschmidt. Who the heck are you?" he held out a gloved hand to me. I took it and tried to get up, but I fell again. He helped me up again. "I am Risa. I have to get to my boyfriend's train. I'm going to be so late!" I sighed. Leave it to me to screw up Otani's first day back. Gilbert was still holding my hand. I could feel my face heating up. "Umm." I looked down at our hands. He didn't seem to notice. "Gilbert, you are still holding my hand." I mentioned. He looked at me with a glint in his eye. "Oh, much more than that!" He picked me up and invaded my vital regions. I slapped him harshly in the face. "YOUUUCHHHH!" He screamed, but soon recovered because he was looking at my vital regions again, with a glint in his eye. He tried to kiss me, but I luckily escaped out of his grasp and ran for my life to the other side of the station. I found Otani just in time. "Where on earth have you been?" Otani asked angrily. " . .Chest" I gasped for air between each word.
