THE TRUTH BEHIND MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST

"Beans. Beans are good. Beans are yummy." Brak announced.

"Brak, shut UP about beans." Zorak snapped.

"Did somebody say beans?" Brak was suddenly wearing a ten-foot tall fruit hat.

"Brak what are you doing?" Space Ghost flew in.

"Nothing."

"Yeah you better be doing nothing." Space Ghost said and shook his head. 'Oh do I hate working with these people.'

"Space Ghost." Zorak said.

"Yes?"

"This is a TV show, we can hear your thoughts." The giant mantis said.

"Dang."

"Space Ghost?" The director walked over.

"What?" Space Ghost sighed.

"If you need a break you know."

"No, no. I'm fine." Space Ghost assured him and began pacing.

"I for one hate playing the mean mantis." Zorak said.

"Everybody loves Zorak though." The director said.

"Nobody loves me." Moltar grumbled. "I shall set zombies on you all."

"Zombies are totally unrealistic." Zorak said.

"And a giant mantis isn't?"

"Shut up!"

"Listen, we're on in a few minutes we can't start complaining!" The director demanded.

"Do you like beans?" Brak asked.

"Yes. I like beans." The director said.

"Who likes beans?!" Brak was once more wearing the tall Carmen Miranda hat.

"See? Brak likes his character." The director said.

"Brak plays himself." Space Ghost reminded him.

"He just showed up here one day singing a song about beans and you hired him." Zorak added.

"Oh yes. Well fine leave if you want. I'll give Brak your job, Zorak, and I'll give Tansen your job Moltar." The director snapped.

"Hey that sounds like a good story idea." The producer said slowly.

"Will there be dancing dog skeletons in it?" Space Ghost asked.

"I want a yellow button. Pretty. Yellow. Button. Yellow button." Brak said.

"Can I strip in it?" Tansen asked.

"I want to play a keyboard." Zorak demanded.

"ZOMBIES!" Moltar demanded.

"GET ME THE WRITERS I GOT AN IDEA!" The producer shouted. They quickly rewrote the entire story and handed out the scripts.

"Is everyone happy now?" The director demanded.

"Yes." Everyone chorused.

"What about our guest? Shouldn't he know the changes?" Space Ghost asked.

"Nah. Let's surprise him." The director said.

"We're on in five minutes!"

"Yellow button." Brak said, going to the door.

"Not yet Brak." The producer said.

"Pretty yellow. Yellow button." Brak said, holding his thumb up.

"NO!" Everyone shouted.

"Yellow. Yellow button-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Author's note: Short and stupid I know but I was wondering where they got the idea for my favorite episode and this popped into my head. Review it and say how stupid it is cause it is.