SD Game Corner
~The Weakest Link~
Disclaimer: SD is property of Takehito Inoue....The Weakest Link is property of....dunno....
Warning: Contains corny jokes, a mad host and just a little yaoi...... ^_^
Host: ChinaEyes
Contestants: Hanamichi Sakuragi
Hisashi Mitsui
Ryota Miyagi
Takenori Akagi
Kaede Rukawa
Akira Sendoh
Jun Uozumi
Kiyota Nobunaga
Let the game begin!
ChinaEyes: Okay, guys you know the rules of the game.... Answer my questions correctly and gain a little cash.......and one more thing.... NO FIGHTING PLEASE!!! [glares at Nobunaga and Sakuragi] A-hem.... Timer start!!!
ChinaEyes: Sakuragi! Who is considered to be the best basketball player in the world?
Sakuragi: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! What an easy question!!! The answer is, of course, the tensai! Hanamichi Sakuragi!!!
ChinaEyes *sweatdrop*: Wrong! It's-
Sakuragi *furious*: Wrong? How could the tensai be wrong?!?!?! Teme-!!!
Mitsui: Sakuragi...SHUT UP!!! You're wasting our precious time! Let her say the correct answer so we could move on!
Nobunaga: WAHAHAHA!!! The red-haired monkey can't even answer a simple question! WAHAHAHA!!! And you call yourself a tensai!!!
ChinaEyes: A-HEM! Okay, guys. The answer is Michael Jordan! [faces Mitsui] Mitsui! Complete the statement. "All I want for Christmas is my _________."
Mitsui *suddenly teary eyes*
Ryota *bewildered*: Eh? Mitsui? What's wrong?
Sakuragi *snicker*: He just remembered something....right Mitchi?
ChinaEyes: Are you alright? Time's running out! Answer the question, Mitsui! "All I want for Christmas is my ________."
Mitsui *bites his lower lip*
Uozumi, Sendoh, Nobunaga were eyeing him with aroused curiosity........
Sakuragi *impatient*: C'mon! Say it! Mitchi!
Mitsui: M-my....
Ryota *shouts at Mitsui*: Spit it out!!!
Mitsui *burst into tears*: MY TWO FRONT TEETH!!! WAAAAH!!! I want my two front teeth!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
ChinaEyes *sweatdrop*: Errrr....correct! [faces Ryota; Mitsui was now howling] Ryota!
Ryota *totally focused*: BANK!
ChinaEyes: Who is the famous creator of Slam Dunk?
Ryota: I know that! It's---
Ayako *shouts from the audience*: You can do it, Miyagi!!!
Ryota *blushes and faces the audiences and Ayako*: Aya-chan ^_^
ChinaEyes *sighs*: Wrong! It's Takehito Inoue! He created you, didn't you know that?
Ryota *not listening*: Aya-chan....you're so beautiful... [Mitsui *in the background*: WAAAAAAH!!!]
ChinaEyes *headache*: [faces Akagi] Gori---I mean Akagi! What is the slope- intercept form?
Akagi *at once*: y=mx+b
ChinaEyes *impressed*: Correct! [faces Rukawa who was asleep]
ChinaEyes *blushes*: R-Rukawa, complete the statement, W, X, Y, ____."
Rukawa *snores*: Zzzzzzzzzz...
ChinaEyes *sweatdrop*: Errr....correct!
Sakuragi: How could the kitsune be correct! He's asleep!
ChinaEyes *defending Rukawa*: Awake or asleep, as long as he gives the correct answer! I'm only doing m job, y'know?
Sakuragi: B-But...!!!
ChinaEyes *ignoring Sakuragi*: [faces Sendoh] Sendoh!, what is the universal solvent?
Sendoh *grins*: BANK!
ChinaEyes *melting*: The answer please...
Sendoh *grins even wider*: .....Is it H20?
ChinaEyes *pumps her fist in the air*: YEEEEES!!! I mean...correct! [faces Uozumi] Uozumi! Where did chinese delicacies originated?
Uozumi *very loud*: CHINA!!! [the whole studio shook; several audiences screamed and ran out]
ChinaEyes *heart attack*: C-Correct! [faces Nobunaga] Nobunaga! What is the capital of Japan?
Nobunaga *crosses his arms*:I refuse to answer your question unless you address me as... No.1 rookie of Kanagawa, Kiyota Nobunaga!
ChinaEyes *blood boiling*: NANI?
Nobunaga: You heard me... I want to be address properly!
ChinaEyes *scowl*: Fine...fine. No.1 rookie of Kanagawa, Kiyota Nobunaga! What is the capital of Japan?
Nobunaga *smiles*: That's better. Now the answer to that very simple question is---
~sound effect~ *signaling the end of the round*
ChinaEyes *suddenly happy*: Time's up!
Nobunaga *slams his fist on the podium*: I haven't answer yer!
ChinaEyes: I said time'sup! Now let's see how much our favorite basketball players banked... [looks at her screen]
~silence~
ChinaEyes *grins*: Well...well. Guys, you only banked a pathetic 5,000 yen in the first round. All of you sure like basketball 'coz your head is only filled with air!!! HA Ha HA!!!!
Nobunaga *protest*: How dare you laugh at us! If you addressed me properly, we wouldn't have taken so long!
Mitsui *sniff sniff*: And w-why did you have to r-remind me about m-my two f-front t-teeth!!! Y-You're so cruel!!! Huhuhuhuhu.....
Ryota *still dreaming*: Aya-chan....
Sakuragi *brags*: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I, Sakuragi Hanamichi, will win this game for my beloved Haruko-chan!
*Gori-punch*
Sakuragi *massaging his head*: Itaiii....K'so...
Akagi *his fist smoking*: Don't dare touch or even come near my sister!
Sakuragi *grumbles*: K'so! Why's everyone ganging up on me?!
Nobunaga *snickers: Isn't that obvious? You're a stupid, ugly, red- haired monkey!
Sakuragi *rushes to Nobuanga*: Teme! You'll pay for this!!!
Nobunaga *ready to rumble*: Try me! Maki's not here to stop me! [Sakuragi and Nobunaga started strangling each others' necks]
Akagi *sighs*: Baka! Mitsui! Ryota! Why don't you stop them---
Mitsui *still sobbing*: This is all YOUR fault! [angrily faces Ryota] My poor teeth! I'm gonna get you!!!
[Another fight scene by Mitsui and Ryota; Ryota: I was dreaming about Aya-chan and you disturbed me!!! Damn you!!!]
Mitsui: I'm gonna kill you!!!
Ryota: Not if I kill you first!!!
[death glares everywhere]
ChinaEyes *begs*: Pleez...no fighting remember?
~nobody notices that the host was already in a state of depression...~
ChinaEyes *upset with everyone*: Alas! My first career as a host! All ruined! I can't face the world anymore.......
~Akagi was trying his very best to keep Sakuragi from eating Nobunaga alive while restraining Mitsui and Ryota's punches at the same time~
Uozumi *heading towards the exit*: I still have to wash the dishes and help my father close the restaurant. Ja!
~Sendoh was looking around then gently scooped the still sleeping kitsune and started heading towards the exit.~
ChianEyes: Wait! Where are you going, Sendoh?
Sendoh *grins creepily*: Rukawa and I are going to spend the night together!
ChinaEyes *sweatdrop*: Oro....
Sendoh *thinks hard*: Come to think of it, my parents are home tonight. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! I have to think of something! A-ha! [faces ChinaEyes with a sill grin plastered on his face]
ChinaEyes *looks at him weirdly*: What are you looking at? Don't think I'll let you stay in my house! My mum will bury me alive!
Sendoh *grins*: Okay then...But can you lend me a few cash?
ChinaEyes *hugs wallet protectively on her chest*: And why?
Sendoh *silly grin*: Just because I don't want to disturb my parents with our noise so I decided that we'd be much cozier and SAFER if we stay in a hotel.
ChinaEyes *drops her wallet in disgust*: I-I can't believe you...my poor Rukawa...
Sendoh *picking up the wallet*: This is perfect! Thanks.......By the way, you can join us if you want. In this case, the more the merrier! So, wanna join Kaede and I heat up tonight?
ChinaEyes *MAD*: HENATI!!!!
~end of show~
A/N: I really don't know why I wrote this.... I know I'm not the very first one who wrote a fic kinda like this but this is just MY version and hope you like it anyway... Think I should add some more? Reviews pleeez!!!
~Kuroro