Summary: Ren agreed to marry Hao if he would leave him alone. To bad he didn't read the fine print, coz living together, sharing a bed, mother classes and total chaos is part of the plan on the road of marriage! Hao enjoys every minute of it… While Ren is in a total nightmare… HaoxRen
Married
Couples
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1: How It All Began…
Hao could see the Tao standing in the dark streets, his figure lit by the street lamps that planted themselves here and there.
Today's the day, he thought, you're mine Tao!
Shit! Hao ducked into the bushes as Ren quickly turned around, his yellow, cat-like eyes scanning the perimeter.
"Hmm…" he said before turning back round and facing the busy road, waiting for the green man to appear.
Hao could tell that he knew someone was there, and Ren had probably had the feeling he was being watched for the past three months… since that was how long Hao had been stalking him for.
Hao remembered the day that he and Ren had made an agreement a day that would change both their lives forever…
FLASHBACK"Ren?"
"Go away."
"Ren?"
"Get lost."
"REN!"
"WHAT!"
"…Nothing." Hao smiled sweetly and pushed a piece of hair from Ren's face.
Ren just slapped his hand away, closed the book he was reading, then wacked Hao on the side of the face with it.
"ACK!" Hao fell to the floor, and lay, unmoving.
Ren sat there staring at him, waiting for him to move.
The Tao waited…
…and waited…
…and waited…
"Hao?" He asked, noticing that Hao's chest wasn't moving, hinting that he wasn't breathing.
"Hao?" He asked again, more loudly, unintentionally letting the sound of worry enter his tone.
"Hao wake up." Ren lifted himself from his chair and crouched down beside the Asakura, poking him.
"Hao, this isn't funny, get up, now!" Ren kicked him in the side… but still no movement.
Ren nearly jumped out of his skin when Hao gasped for air, then rolled over and clutched his side.
"Hao…?" Asked Ren in a soft tone, then, suddenly his tone changed when he saw that he'd been tricked. "YOU BASTERD!" He yelled.
"Eek!" Cried Hao as he scampered out of reach of Ren's foot, which had collided with the floor after missing its target.
"I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!" Ren screamed, looking around for his kwan dao.
"Now, come on Ren, I know you cared, I heard it in your voice! You love me too!" Hao beamed, delighted that Ren had finally showed at least some love for him – apart from the painful bruise he would soon have on his side.
"I KNOW!" Announced Hao, watching Ren still search for his kwan dao, "since we both love each other and all – LETS GET MARRIED!"
Ren paled and looked sort of greenish.
"Renny-Kins? Whats wrong?" Asked Hao in a sweet and caring voice, "do you want to sit down? Do you want me to call Faust?"
Ren just shook his head, then grinned.
"Alright," he said.
"Really! YAAAAAAA-"
"But only on one condition," Ren looked at the fire warrior as his little happy dance was put on hold, "you have to leave me alone – TOTALLY ALONE – for three whole months, if not, then no marriage!"
"OK!" Beamed Hao, running to the phone to call everyone he knew to say that Ren had agreed to marry him.
"LEAVING ME ALONE MEANS GETTING OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Called Ren.
"OKAAAYY!" Hao called back cheerfully, speeding out of the house and running to the nearest pay phone he could find.
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