Metal Gear: Road trip!
I don't own Metal Gear Solid or any of its characters.
Chapter 1: A Funeral for Big Boss!
-Raiden signs online as LoveMonkey99-
Mr. AOL: Welcome!
-Raiden jumps up and points his Socom backwards and in an irritating cracking voice yells-
Raiden: Fwweeeeezzzz!!!
Mr. AOL: You got mail!
-Raiden put his gun away with a sigh of relief-
Raiden: Duh! Its just the mail man!
-Raiden skips towards the door while putting on his blue wig-
Raiden: I must look pretty for mail man....
-Raiden slowly opens the door and peeks out side-
Raiden: ..?
Raiden: I.. have killed him..
-An Instant Message pops up-
Raiden: Oh no I have been caught! I must hide from the enemy!
-Raiden jumped into the corner and put a lamp shade on his head-
Raiden: I... am hidden.
-Snake slowly approaches the door and notices that it is slightly open-
Snake: hmm...
-Snake closes the door and turns to find the computer on and begins to talk in a fake robot voice-
Snake: Oh-look-some-one-left-the-computer-on-I-better-check-to-make-sure-its-not-downloading-the-virus
-Snakes rushes to the computer and sees an Instant Message from SonzOfBigBozz-
SonzOfBigBozz: Is that you Jack? Be a good boy and put Uncle Snake on..
-Snake grunted and began to type-
LoveMonkey99: What do you want Solidus...
SonzOfBigBozz: Ah, brother! How is life?
LoveMonkey99: .....
SonzOfBigBozz: :]
LoveMonkey99: ...?
SonzOfBigBozz: O_o
LoveMonkey99: ..why are you so cheerful?
SonzOfBigBozz: We are to attend a funeral for Big Boss!
-Otacon walks down the steps into the kitchen and has a double take of the "Lamp"-
Otacon: ... What an ugly lamp.. Snake I hope you didn't go on e-bay again
-Snake turns his head toward the "Lamp"-
Snake: Hmm... yep that's one ugly lamp... can I shoot it?
-Raiden hops out from under the lamps shade-
Raiden: Never!
Otacon: ... I kinda knew it was him.. after all he is ugly..
Snake: ... Can I still shoot him?
Otacon: No!
Snake: Why not?
Otacon: Well.. uh... that is... I mean... .... why can't we shoot him?
Raiden: No please!!! I have a wife and a kid!
Otacon: Then why are you living here in Alaska?
==============Mean While In New York===========
-Rose is sitting in a dark room lit only by candles wearing a fruit hat she is sitting in front of
a huge picture of Raiden that covers the entire wall-
Rose: DO you know what tomorrow is???
-The picture breaks-
===============Back In Alaska=========
LoveMonkey99: and when is this "funeral" going to happen?
SonzOfBigBozz: 5 days methinks...
LoveMonkey99: .... and... where?
SonzOfBigBozz: Tokyo.. I believe
LoveMonkey99: .... Fine I will go
SonzOfBigBozz: Good glad to hear it!
-Snake shut off AOL-
Mr. AOL: Goodbye!!
Raiden: Whose leaving??
Snake: Otacon pack some gear were going to Tokyo.
Otacon: Tokyo? What for?
Snake: -stands up slowly pointing a finger in the air patriotic music plays- To attend a funeral for my father Big Boss!
To Be Continued!
I don't own Metal Gear Solid or any of its characters.
Chapter 1: A Funeral for Big Boss!
-Raiden signs online as LoveMonkey99-
Mr. AOL: Welcome!
-Raiden jumps up and points his Socom backwards and in an irritating cracking voice yells-
Raiden: Fwweeeeezzzz!!!
Mr. AOL: You got mail!
-Raiden put his gun away with a sigh of relief-
Raiden: Duh! Its just the mail man!
-Raiden skips towards the door while putting on his blue wig-
Raiden: I must look pretty for mail man....
-Raiden slowly opens the door and peeks out side-
Raiden: ..?
Raiden: I.. have killed him..
-An Instant Message pops up-
Raiden: Oh no I have been caught! I must hide from the enemy!
-Raiden jumped into the corner and put a lamp shade on his head-
Raiden: I... am hidden.
-Snake slowly approaches the door and notices that it is slightly open-
Snake: hmm...
-Snake closes the door and turns to find the computer on and begins to talk in a fake robot voice-
Snake: Oh-look-some-one-left-the-computer-on-I-better-check-to-make-sure-its-not-downloading-the-virus
-Snakes rushes to the computer and sees an Instant Message from SonzOfBigBozz-
SonzOfBigBozz: Is that you Jack? Be a good boy and put Uncle Snake on..
-Snake grunted and began to type-
LoveMonkey99: What do you want Solidus...
SonzOfBigBozz: Ah, brother! How is life?
LoveMonkey99: .....
SonzOfBigBozz: :]
LoveMonkey99: ...?
SonzOfBigBozz: O_o
LoveMonkey99: ..why are you so cheerful?
SonzOfBigBozz: We are to attend a funeral for Big Boss!
-Otacon walks down the steps into the kitchen and has a double take of the "Lamp"-
Otacon: ... What an ugly lamp.. Snake I hope you didn't go on e-bay again
-Snake turns his head toward the "Lamp"-
Snake: Hmm... yep that's one ugly lamp... can I shoot it?
-Raiden hops out from under the lamps shade-
Raiden: Never!
Otacon: ... I kinda knew it was him.. after all he is ugly..
Snake: ... Can I still shoot him?
Otacon: No!
Snake: Why not?
Otacon: Well.. uh... that is... I mean... .... why can't we shoot him?
Raiden: No please!!! I have a wife and a kid!
Otacon: Then why are you living here in Alaska?
==============Mean While In New York===========
-Rose is sitting in a dark room lit only by candles wearing a fruit hat she is sitting in front of
a huge picture of Raiden that covers the entire wall-
Rose: DO you know what tomorrow is???
-The picture breaks-
===============Back In Alaska=========
LoveMonkey99: and when is this "funeral" going to happen?
SonzOfBigBozz: 5 days methinks...
LoveMonkey99: .... and... where?
SonzOfBigBozz: Tokyo.. I believe
LoveMonkey99: .... Fine I will go
SonzOfBigBozz: Good glad to hear it!
-Snake shut off AOL-
Mr. AOL: Goodbye!!
Raiden: Whose leaving??
Snake: Otacon pack some gear were going to Tokyo.
Otacon: Tokyo? What for?
Snake: -stands up slowly pointing a finger in the air patriotic music plays- To attend a funeral for my father Big Boss!
To Be Continued!