This is something me and my friend wrote at school when we were supposed to be doing a knowledge dump. I'm surprised you even clicked on this monstrosity. -_-
In Judea and stuff the doctor landed with Donna because Donna is awesome.
Then they went to the Jews and started throwing books at them because books are really good weapons. But then the Jews read the bibles and became Cristian.
But then Grandpa Rome found out and made Italy exile them all.
Then Sherlock and John came in and tried to kill Moriarty, but he shot himself. And then England was not amused so he threw Sherlock's corpse off a clif into a lake.
Then the Empty Hearse was founded.
But then... PLOT TWIST ! America was Moriarty ALL ALONG.
And then McGonnigal was a boy!
England was so unamused that he punched McGonnigal in the face and poured tea on her/him.
Proffesor Umbridge got murdered by your mom!
AND THEN SERIOUS BLACK WAS WHITE!
Prussia danced I to the great hall and broke all the tables and chairs. And then all the professors waltzed in and asked him what he was doing.
So Prussia replied "IM SO AWESOME SO IM NOT GOING TO RESPOND BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE MY AWESOME AWESOMNESS OF AWESOME BECAUSE YOUR NOT AWESOME!" Then he chugged some beer but everyone forgot about it because a silent came.
The only person it didn't affect was Severus Snape, but he was too busy thinking about lily to really care.
And then young lily came in and started chugging beer with Prussia even though she is underage or whatever.
The headmaster guy confiscated all the beer and gave them extra DADA homework.
But then the doctor was angry there was no beer so he went inside the Tardis and got some.
While he was getting it there was some pollen in the engine so they all hallucinated that Olaf was talking to him about Amy and Rory "all good things. all good things!"
But then they all remembered that Amy and Rory are dead and because England was a whovian he curled up in the corner and died. THE ENDDDD
wow. I'm surprised you lasted that long. You must be immortal or something. Or just have no eyes to see this awful disgrace to humanity with.