Heavy's Christmassy Adventure
Heavy woke up on a Summer morning.
"It is good day! :D"
Then, Heavy looked at the calendar and realized it was nowhere near Summer...
It was Christmas.
"ooOOOOOOOH!" Heavy shouted as he threw himself out of bed and into the RED meeting room.
As soon as Heavy slams his butt in a chair, Sniper asks, "What did you get us for Christmas?"
Heavy's eyes dart from side to side as he sweats profusely.
Spy sees this and stands up saying, "Christmas presents are supposed to be a surprise, Sniper."
Heavy sighs in relief and agrees by nodding his head.
Medic replies, "Sniper, Christmas is in two days, can't you wait?"
Two Days.
Heavy has Two Days.
Once Medic noticed that Heavy was having a seizure in his chair he continues, "And if Heavy FORGOT his gift, he could BUY ONE at the store."
Heavy hears this and shouts, "GOOD IDEA! :D"
Everyone in the room stares at him, while Spy face palms.
"I mean, if for some reason I forget, then store would be quick resolution. Heh heh..." Heavy mentions quietly in his thick Russian accent.
"Whelp that settles that! Meeting is over, boys!" Engineer says joyfully.
Everyone leaves the room, talking among each other. All except Heavy, Spy, and the Medic.
As soon as all traces of life leave the room, Heavy laughs nervously.
"Heh heh..."
"You forGOT YOUR PRESENTS!?" Spy screams.
"I can explain! It was Summer, then Winter!"
"..."
"That sounded better in my head..."
"Ve have to get your gifts fast! Remember vhat happened to zee last Mercenary who forgot!"
-2007-
"Hey guys, sorry but I forgot my gifts, heh heh..."
-present-
"HE WAS KILLED."
Both the Spy and the Heavy gasp.
"I mean, 'twas by natural causes, but still. HE WAS KILLED."
"Oh no." Was all Heavy could say, before the Medic and the Spy dragged him out of the meeting room and into the car.
"Prepare for a ROAD TRIP," Spy says while putting sunglasses on.
"Zat was lame," Medic replies.
TO BE CONTINUED...