Note: Sequel to Don't Cha: Alanna gets REVENGE! Should I write more? Tell me!

Chapter 1: Jon

A few days after Alanna's most un-Alanna-like outburst, Jon was feeling happy. Very happy. So he decided to go and see Alanna, and go to the practise courts. He knocked on her door, and practically dragged her out. Alanna could clearly see the mood he was in, and glared at him through narrowed eyes. "Jon…" she began.

"Just the practice courts, I promise!" Jon told her. Only a little reassured, she grumbled at him.

When they finally arrived, Raoul and Gary (and half the court) were already there. Jon waved cheerfully. Suddenly, surprising everyone, he jumped onto a bench and began to sing.

"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!" To this, Lord Gareth cried,

"Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with so little hair!"

"I'm gonna be the main event, like no king was before, I'm brushing up on looking down, and working on my ROAR!" At this point Jon let out a loud roar, scaring half the court ladies, and giving an old noble man a heart attack. "Ohh I just can't wait to be king!"

"No one saying do this…"

"When I said that, I meant…" began the Duke,

"No one saying be there!" Alanna joined in.

"What I meant was…"

"No one saying stop that…" Jon continued.

"Look, what you don't realise…" the Duke tried.

"No one saying see here!" Alanna shouted.

"Now see here!" the Duke cried in reply.

"Free to run around all day, free to do it all my way,kings don't need advice from little hornbills from a start."

"If this is where the monarchy is heading count me out! Out of service out of Tortall I wouldn't stand about, this child is getting wildly out of wing!"

"Oh I just can't wait to be king!"

"Everybody look left, everybody look right, everywhere you look I'm…"

"Standing in the spotlight, not yet,"

"Let every creature go for broke and sing, let's hear it in the herd and on the wing, it's gonna be King Jon's finest fling!"

"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"

"Oh, he just can't wait to be king!"

"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"

Jon finished with a dramatic bow, and hurried away from the seething and uncomfortable looking Duke Gareth.