Bump, Set, Spike, Konoha Rendon!

Chapter One

Naruto stood infront of a body lenght mirror in his room adjusting his school uniform to his liking.

"There." He smiled at his reflexion. He grabbed is school bag and headed downstairs.

"Yo dad," He greeted as he plopped down onto a chair at the kitchen table, " I had the wierdest dream last night,"

"Oh?" Yondaime, Naruto's dad, never looked away from the stove, "Yeh, mom was a giant red fox with nine tails, and you and everyone in the neighborhood were wearing these funky outfits and fighting her. Anyway, you stuck mom in my stomach and kept her in there with some wierd tattoo. Then you died somehow."

Yondaime placed a plate full of food infront of Naruto. Naruto licked his lips and began scarfing down the western style breakfast.

"That is pretty wierd, but you should hear MY wierd dream..." Yondaime took a sip of his coffee. Naruto groaned.

"Don't even start dad!" Yondaime chuckled, "I'm only joking." He took a seat across from his son.

"Where's mum? Did she go to work already?" Naruto asked spitting out some chewed up food in the process. His father scowled. "No, she had a day off today so she's sleeping on. Don't talk with your mouth full please." The young blond boy rolled his eyes.

"Ah, speak of the devil. There's the queen of the house now." the older blond smiled. Kyuubi, Naruto's mom, walked up behind her son and ruffled his hair. "Morning kid, it's your first year at Konoha Chugakkou! Excited?" Naruto jumped up and embraced his mom in a tight hug. "Are you kidding me! Of course I am! I'm real excited for the volley-ball team! Because in chugakkou we actually get to play other schools! And not like last year...ugh...the mini tournament between the classes sucked! And-" Kyuubi covered his mouth. She looked at him in slight disgust. "That's very interesting dear, but before you talk to someone, all close in their space like this, please finish the food in your mouth." Yondaime let out a laugh. Naruto chewed thoughtfully than swallowed.

Yondaime finished his coffee in one big gulp. "Finish up Naruto, it's time to go now." Naruto put his plate in the sink. "Bye mom!" he said, "See you, kiddo." She embraced her son into a hug one last time. Naruto dashed out the door to the car. Once her got there, he jumped into the passenger seat and began honking the horn. He stuck his head out the window. "LET'S GO DAD!"

Sasuke entered his room panting. He dragged himself to his bed and flopped down. He reached over and turned his alarm off. 'Ha, got back before my alarm went off again.' He thought to himself. Every morning Sasuke went out for a jog, to stay fit and pumped for sports. He got up and took his shirt off and threw it on the floor. He walked across the hall to the bathroom to take a shower. After he was done, he got into his school uniform and went his kitchen for breakfast.

"Morning sunshine." his older brother joked. Sasuke grunted in reply. He got a bowl a spoon and sat beside his brother. He grabbed the cereal and milk and poured some into his bowl.

"You joining the volley-ball team?" Itachi asked

"Hn. Of course."

"Why don't you join tennis or basketball?

"Because, they're more popular and more people join them, and that means people get cut."

"Why would you get cut? You're an Uchiha."

"...Good point."

Itachi looked at his little brother. His features were blank but his eyes were smiling at the younger Uchiha.

"You do know Konoha Chugakkou isn't known for their volley-ball." Itachi explained. Sasuke paused, then kept eating his cereal. Itachi took this as a sign to keep going.

"All the past volley-ball teams sucked, some years there wasn't even a team. Besides my years playing volley-ball there, I heard last year, a Hyuuga kid was owning the court. He was only a freshman, and he spiked like a university player." Sasuke paused to listen more clearly.

"But then he got into a fight with a gang from another school. They broke his right arm for beating there school at volley-ball." Sasuke finished his cereal and went to wash his dishes.

Itachi continued, "His arm got broken just a day before the finals. Ironic isn't it? His team ended up losing the finals." Itachi joined his brother at the sink. "So, do you need a ride to school?"

Sasuke looked at his brother, "Not from you, and aren't you late for work?"

"I called in sick."

"Why?"

Itachi hesitated, "No reason."

Sasuke thought for a moment, 'He has been a good older sibling lately...' He sighed

"Itachi..."

"Yes?"

"I missed my bus already..." Sasuke lied, "Could you give me a ride?"

Itachi's eyes practically danced.

"Sure, I'll meet you downstairs." Itachi glided out the door.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and went to get his school supplies and left. He made his was down a flight of stairs of his apartment building.

'He's acting like the dad I never had...' He thought to himself. As soon as he got out of the building he was greeted with a loud honk. Itachi poked his head out the window, "Hurry up! I wanna see if that hot teacher still works at your school!"

Sasuke sweat dropped. '...Then again maybe not...'

A/N: First I wanna say, w00t my first fanfic! I hope it's successful! So please, r/r.

I know it's not much of a intro, it's probably boring...but rest assured the second chapter there will be some actual action! I might post the second chapter tonight or tomorrow.

For those of you who don't know...Chugakkou means Junior high...