Frosty the snowman
A/N: This takes place in an Alternate Universe, some time after the 70s. Also, everyone is in second grade; that explains their behavior.
Relena: Isn't it weird that our parents know each other? I mean two rich kids, two poor kids, and three average kids?
Duo: I'm not poor! You're just a snob!
Relena: No I'm not!
Quatre: Can we make a snowman?
Duo: Okay! Trowa you get the biggest snowball cause you're the tallest, Dorothy will get the head, and I'll get the middle one.
Relena: I'll get her a hat!
Duo: Her? It's a boy!
Relena: Girls rule and boys drool! *Raspberry*
Dorothy: Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!
Relena: Girls go to college to get more knowledge!
Quatre: Can we make a snowman now?
Duo: Girls are stupid! *Raspberry*
Wufei: *raspberry*
Quatre: SNOWMAN! NOW!
Everyone stares at Quatre.
Heero: I'll get the coal.
Dorothy: I'll get the carrot!
Quatre: I'll get the buttons!
Relena: Hat!
Trowa: Snow!
Wufei: Branches!
Everyone left to make the Snowman. Everyone got their supplies except Quatre and Trowa made the body with help from Duo. Dorothy didn't want to touch the snow; it was too cold. Duo put the carrot on, Heero put the two pieces of coals on for his eyes, and Wufei stuck the branches on for arms.
Heero: Put the buttons on Quatre.
Quatre: I forgot.
Heero: You wanted to make the snowman!
Quatre: Uhhh...
Quatre tore off three buttons from his jacket.
Quatre: There!
Duo: Isn't your dad going to be mad?
Quatre: Don't tell him!
Duo: I won't!
Duo took off his scarf and put it on the snowman.
Duo: Put the hat on Relena.
Relena: I found this in the basement in a box.
Duo: Okay, can you put the hat on now?
Relena: Okay!
Relena put the hat on.
Quatre: I like it!
Just then the snowman magically came to life.
Duo: COOL!
Relena: Are you real?
Frosty: That's right children! I'm a walking, talking snowman. Call me Frosty!
Heero: I don't like that name!
Dorothy: How about Rainbow?
Wufei: No! I don't like that; how about Dragon?
Relena: Ewww, how about Sandy?
Heero: Bucket man!
Frosty: I'm sorry children but I like my name.
Trowa: It's not that bad.
Duo: Can we show off now?
Frosty: Can't we sing Christmas songs and dance?
Heero: How about the Mr. Hanky song?
Duo: What's that?
Heero: I was watching TV and I heard it.
Duo: What does it sound like?
Heero: Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo! He loves me an-
Frosty covered Heero's mouth.
Frosty: How about another song?
Dorothy: Jingle Bells!
Frosty: Okay!
Relena: Jingle Bells!
Heero: Batman smells!
Duo: Nananananananananana batman!
Wufei: Stop doing that!
Frosty: How about some disco?
Quatre: What's that?
Frosty: I guess it's been a long time.
Wufei: Frosty who's better boys or girls?
Frosty: I don't know.
Trowa: How about the song Frosty the snowman.
Frosty: They published that? Somebody's gonna get sued. Come on kids lets say Merry Christmas to everyone!
Heero: Do we have to?
Frosty: Yes!
All except for Quatre: Awwww man!
Quatre: Yay!
Frosty: Merry Christmas!
Some guy: Merry Christmas!
After an hour of friendly Merry Christmas's it was time to get something to eat.
Relena: French!
Heero: Pizza!
Duo: Chinese!
Trowa: Fries!
Quatre: Ice cream!
Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Yeah!
Frosty: How about some ice cream?
All: YAY!
Heero: How come you're the favorite Quatre?
Duo: I want vanilla!
Quatre: Me too!
Relena and Heero: Chocolate!
Heero: Ewww! I don't want chocolate; can I have vanilla too?
Trowa: I want chocolate!
Wufei: Strawberry!
Dorothy: All of them!
Frosty: Okay uhhh.. I have just enough money!
Everyone received their ice cream and became very happy.
Frosty: Oh no the snow is melting and I'm gonna melt away but don't worry children I'll come back next Christmas!
All: Okay
Frosty: Aren't any of you worried?
Duo: Well you're gonna come back.
Frosty: Yeah but you won't see me for another year!
Relena: Oh yeah!
Heero: Were gonna miss you though.
Quatre: I have an idea. I don't want you suffer so I'm gonna do something.
Quatre knocked off the hat and the snowman turned into an ordinary snowman.
Duo: I wonder what will happen when we put the hat on the car.
Wufei: It's not gonna work.
Duo: Up shut! (Awwww the good old days when shut up was a bad word. *sigh*)
Wufei: Whoever made you leader? That's it election!
Duo: That's stupid! Let's just take turns.
Wufei: That's even stupider!
Duo: You're stupid!
Wufei: You're stupid!
Heero: I love this.
Duo: You're stupid!
Wufei: You're stupid!
Relena: Boys are babies!
Duo: You're stupid times a hundred!
Wufei: You're stupid times a million!
Quatre: Stop fighting!
Duo: You're stupid times a billion!
Quatre: Stop!
Wufei: You're stupid times a gazillion!
Trowa: This isn't good.
Quatre: STOP IT! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Everyone stares at Quatre.
Quatre: Thank you.
Quatre smiles.
The End