Title: Country's a callin' 1/?
Author: Chaser
Pairing(s): none so far but 1x2 and 2x5 in later parts
Archive: If you want just ask okay.
Category: So far- most definitely AU, humor and extreme OOC, PWP, if I can get any further Yaoi/ Shounen Ai. And what ever else happens.
Disclaimer: I don't own them or anything else but the story idea.
Rating: R- just 'cause I got a potty mouth.
Warning: Nothing big happens here. Everyone is extremely OOC and they curse A LOT!
Notes: This is a lovely camp experience. Everyone is working for a sleep away camp as counselors an such. This is yet another Duo POV. Yes, this stuff *really* did happen. Trust me I got the scars to prove it too. I just changed some of the names..
Feedback: Yes Please!!!!!!!!!!
1 Untitled
"This is gonna suck!" I whined. Just the thought makes me wanna cringe.
"No it's not. Look at it this way, we'll be away from our normal, boring, dull lives for 3 months." My best friend said.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
"You're just sayin' that cuz you like this outdoor, woodsy, camping I scream hick shit."
My best friend screwed up his face and rolled his eyes at me.
"You're hopeless you know that right."
"Naa man, it's just not that I don't wanna go. I do, but come on. It's in the middle of nowhere and there are creepy crawlys' everywhere!"
// I hate bugs! //
"You're scared of bugs." He said while laughing.
// Chuck it up nature boy. Wait till one of them crawls up your ass. We'll see who's laughing then. //
"NO!" I protested. "I just don't wan'em near me. Much less livin' with me." Heero continued to laugh at me. " I hope you choke!" I said annoyed. This was how he planned our summer vacation. 3 months of the *great* out doors. Taking care of some snot-nosed kids, whose parents were lucky enough to get rid of them. // This is so gonna suck! //
We boarded the train. There was a ton of people on the train and even more getting on. You'd think all these people would have something better to do than ride a Godforsaken train at the crack of dawn. We were gonna be stuck on this ride for 4 hours // I need a cigarette. // and all I had to do was look out the window at the *lovely* scenery. My day was not getting any better.
Not only did Heero take it upon himself to wake me up 4 hours early to finish packing, but he wouldn't let me bring my radio, CD's, or video game.
// I'm beginning to question our friendship. // "Must show our best to the kids." He said to me while we packed. // I hate him sometimes. // He was so freaking perky, awake and full of freaking energy. Well not really he was just too freaking happy for my taste. // I need sleep. I need nicotine. I need coffee! //
Most of the ride he read his stupid book on activities to do with these creepy kids. While I looked out the window. // OH WOW! WATER! And more freaking water. // I thought.
" This is so gonna suck!" I kept mumbling to myself over and over.
When we arrived at the right station, we had to rush to get off. I swear people stand in the way just so they can see you rush. To make it worst we had bags and I mean *BAGS*. Heero I think thought we were never going home. Six bags for one guy is way too much. See me, I got two. One for my clothes and hair products. The other for my comics an other entertaining things. // Gotta have my comics. //
We stood waiting for the van. // Yep! // Heero said they'd be here at 7 am to pick us // And the other retards who signed up for this. // up. I sat down and waited. I hate waiting for people. They're never on time. Just watch we'll be sitting out here for days! //
Heero stood in his camouflaged shorts and black tank top. He also had on the dorky camo hat. I swear he thinks he's a fuckin' marine. He even had on the combat boots that come up half way to the knee. It's about 90 degrees out here. He's a fucking nut. Me, I had on a pair of black knee length shorts,
// Anything higher and people start thinking I'm really a girl. // my favorite Hiei tee-shirt// Hiei is so hot! // and a pair of old sneakers. Hell we're going to a camp not a forest. I wonder about him sometimes.
It was 7:45 and still no ride. I'd smoked four cigarettes and working on my fifth. When Heero had finally had enough. //What did I tell you? //
He walked to the conveniently placed police station. It didn't help that I was complaining between drags. Two minutes later he came storming out, looking like he'd had a live bee shoved up his ass.
"What's wrong Hee-chan?"
"Don't call me that. I'm not a little kid. That fucking ass wipe doesn't even know what I was talking about!"
"Huh?. oh! Maybe he's new."
" New my ass! That stupid fuck is a jackass! How's he gonna live here and not know nothin'!"
Sensing Heero was about 10 seconds from going back in there and causing a nice bloody mess, I said. " Ok. wait here. I'll go and see if I can call' em. They should be listed or something. If not we can go home." I said, joking.
Heero looked at me with the most serious and sincere face. " I can't go home. You know that I can't. My family'll make fun of me. Oh look poor little Heero couldn't handle being out by himself."
"No they won't." I said trying to be a good friend. Knowing damn well they would.
"Yes they will! I had to work damn hard just to get them to let me come here. I have to show them I can make it on my own."
I patted him on the back." Don't worry. If all else fails, I'll let you drag me hiking." I said with big cheesy grin. That got him to give me a half - hearted laugh.
"Yeah Right! You see one bug and I'll find you running in traffic screaming for ya life."
I laughed. "Nope. You'll find me unconscious in the woods."
"Why?"
"I'd be running so fast I'd probably knowing my luck hit a tree and be out cold." Heero laughed at me again like some manic. Telling me I was a silly ass. Hey, I'd got him to cool down and I cheered him up. What are friends for? As I made my way to the trailer they called a police station. I kept an eye on my friend. He doesn't do well around people. // Bad social skills. // I'll be damned if he's gonna get into it here. We don't even really know where we are.
The police officer was old. I mean that...damn he was beyond ancient. He was 'bout dust! // DAMN! // I asked the man if he'd heard of the camp. He told me no. So I rummaged through my bag. I gotta have something in here I can use. I found a bunch a stuff I'd been looking for days and the number to my boss. // For once being a pack rat paid off. // No answer. So I left a message.
" Hey Cat, it's me Duo. Me an Heero are at the train station waiting. It's 8 o'clock. Ya coming ta get us or what?" then the machine cut me off. I thanked the old man for his help // Not like he did anything. // and left.
As I walked back Heero was pacing around in circles.
" Hey there was no answer."
"You had the number?" he said giving me this "I'll beat you if you did" look.
"Uh. no. I called information they were listed. // That was not lying, it was survival. // Heero gets upset at the littlest things and I'm in no mood to tell him I had the number all this time and just forgot.
" Let's take a cab." I suggested quickly.
Heero agreed and commenced our ½ hour wait looking for a cab. Not like it was a big place it's just there were no cars. // This already sucks and I'm not even there yet. //
We finally got a cab.err. well a van. Thank God 'cause Heero was talking about walking the estimated 5-10 miles to the camp. // No thank you. I'm skinny enough thank you very much. //
The driver was a big ugly fat man, who kept looking at me and calling me miss. // I shoulda tucked in my hair. // I thought while rolling my eyes as he called me "Miss" for the 10th time. // I hate people // Now we asked him where the nearest store was. Instead of telling us, he took us to one. Not that I mind, I got to stock up on junk food. // Need I say their selection was badly in need of an overhaul but hey it's sugar. // Heero brought 2 drinks one for him and one for the driver. // Never mind Heero, Duo doesn't need anything. you freaking prick. I need new friends. //
Then this dyslexic cabby drove us to his house and was still calling me miss. He said he had to drop off his laundry. When he got out I told my so- called best friend who still hasn't offered me a drink,
" I'm not giving him more than 5 dollars. This is sick! Why are we at his house?"
Heero shrugged his shoulders. "Calm down. I don't know. This is a town people are like this.I guess."
" Well I don't like it. These people are stupid. I said please take us to the camp not your fucking house an the dumb fuck keeps callin' me 'Miss'. My name is Duo. Does that sound like freaking girls' name? I think not. Fucking retard! I swear I'm gonna flash' em if he keeps it up. Where the fuck is he anyway? What. he got stuck in the door! Fat bastard!" I bitched at Heero, who just stared at me like I'd lost my mind.
You wanna know what was really funny it took exactly 4 minutes to get to the camp. I only gave him 4 dollars. I was in a real giving mood.
// Drag me across town will you. //
Heero knowing me when I'm annoyed just quickly got out of the cab and started to get the bags out. The camp looked like a giant yard. There was no one there to greet us just some old dog walking around. // I'm beginning to hate it here already. //
"WHERE ARE THE FREAKING PEOPLE!" I yelled. "HHHHEEEELLLLOOOO!"
"Maybe their inside. Come on. Let's go look." Heero said.
"Umm. Heero oh wise one, which one? I see 3 houses and no sign of life and I ain't draggin' my shit back an forth for the fuck of it."
Heero rolled eyes. "Calm down. You're acting like a nut. You wait here. I'll go see if I can find someone."
Heero walked off mumbling something to himself. I sat down on one of his many suitcases // Don't wanna bend my comics. // and pulled out a comic. I was halfway through the comic, when I was scared half to death. Ok see I was reading my comic and really into it. Totally oblivious to rest of the world when this big ugly dirty truck drove up right in front of me. // Ok so I'm kinda deaf. // It stopped just about on top of me. I jumped tipping over the suitcase I was sitting on, sending me sideways into the graveled road and to make things worst 3 of Heero's other bags fell on me. // Stupid freaking son of a. //
I looked up to curse out the driver when I saw heads sticking out of the side of the pick up truck. Four head which were all laughing. Four girls to make my day even better and an ugly greasy looking driver // Why does every driver in this hell hole look like Barney from the Simpson's? // were laughing at me. // I'm so not gonna like it here! 3 months hurry the hell up! // I thought to myself. // Or I might have to kill someone. //
End for now
Author: Chaser
Pairing(s): none so far but 1x2 and 2x5 in later parts
Archive: If you want just ask okay.
Category: So far- most definitely AU, humor and extreme OOC, PWP, if I can get any further Yaoi/ Shounen Ai. And what ever else happens.
Disclaimer: I don't own them or anything else but the story idea.
Rating: R- just 'cause I got a potty mouth.
Warning: Nothing big happens here. Everyone is extremely OOC and they curse A LOT!
Notes: This is a lovely camp experience. Everyone is working for a sleep away camp as counselors an such. This is yet another Duo POV. Yes, this stuff *really* did happen. Trust me I got the scars to prove it too. I just changed some of the names..
Feedback: Yes Please!!!!!!!!!!
1 Untitled
"This is gonna suck!" I whined. Just the thought makes me wanna cringe.
"No it's not. Look at it this way, we'll be away from our normal, boring, dull lives for 3 months." My best friend said.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
"You're just sayin' that cuz you like this outdoor, woodsy, camping I scream hick shit."
My best friend screwed up his face and rolled his eyes at me.
"You're hopeless you know that right."
"Naa man, it's just not that I don't wanna go. I do, but come on. It's in the middle of nowhere and there are creepy crawlys' everywhere!"
// I hate bugs! //
"You're scared of bugs." He said while laughing.
// Chuck it up nature boy. Wait till one of them crawls up your ass. We'll see who's laughing then. //
"NO!" I protested. "I just don't wan'em near me. Much less livin' with me." Heero continued to laugh at me. " I hope you choke!" I said annoyed. This was how he planned our summer vacation. 3 months of the *great* out doors. Taking care of some snot-nosed kids, whose parents were lucky enough to get rid of them. // This is so gonna suck! //
We boarded the train. There was a ton of people on the train and even more getting on. You'd think all these people would have something better to do than ride a Godforsaken train at the crack of dawn. We were gonna be stuck on this ride for 4 hours // I need a cigarette. // and all I had to do was look out the window at the *lovely* scenery. My day was not getting any better.
Not only did Heero take it upon himself to wake me up 4 hours early to finish packing, but he wouldn't let me bring my radio, CD's, or video game.
// I'm beginning to question our friendship. // "Must show our best to the kids." He said to me while we packed. // I hate him sometimes. // He was so freaking perky, awake and full of freaking energy. Well not really he was just too freaking happy for my taste. // I need sleep. I need nicotine. I need coffee! //
Most of the ride he read his stupid book on activities to do with these creepy kids. While I looked out the window. // OH WOW! WATER! And more freaking water. // I thought.
" This is so gonna suck!" I kept mumbling to myself over and over.
When we arrived at the right station, we had to rush to get off. I swear people stand in the way just so they can see you rush. To make it worst we had bags and I mean *BAGS*. Heero I think thought we were never going home. Six bags for one guy is way too much. See me, I got two. One for my clothes and hair products. The other for my comics an other entertaining things. // Gotta have my comics. //
We stood waiting for the van. // Yep! // Heero said they'd be here at 7 am to pick us // And the other retards who signed up for this. // up. I sat down and waited. I hate waiting for people. They're never on time. Just watch we'll be sitting out here for days! //
Heero stood in his camouflaged shorts and black tank top. He also had on the dorky camo hat. I swear he thinks he's a fuckin' marine. He even had on the combat boots that come up half way to the knee. It's about 90 degrees out here. He's a fucking nut. Me, I had on a pair of black knee length shorts,
// Anything higher and people start thinking I'm really a girl. // my favorite Hiei tee-shirt// Hiei is so hot! // and a pair of old sneakers. Hell we're going to a camp not a forest. I wonder about him sometimes.
It was 7:45 and still no ride. I'd smoked four cigarettes and working on my fifth. When Heero had finally had enough. //What did I tell you? //
He walked to the conveniently placed police station. It didn't help that I was complaining between drags. Two minutes later he came storming out, looking like he'd had a live bee shoved up his ass.
"What's wrong Hee-chan?"
"Don't call me that. I'm not a little kid. That fucking ass wipe doesn't even know what I was talking about!"
"Huh?. oh! Maybe he's new."
" New my ass! That stupid fuck is a jackass! How's he gonna live here and not know nothin'!"
Sensing Heero was about 10 seconds from going back in there and causing a nice bloody mess, I said. " Ok. wait here. I'll go and see if I can call' em. They should be listed or something. If not we can go home." I said, joking.
Heero looked at me with the most serious and sincere face. " I can't go home. You know that I can't. My family'll make fun of me. Oh look poor little Heero couldn't handle being out by himself."
"No they won't." I said trying to be a good friend. Knowing damn well they would.
"Yes they will! I had to work damn hard just to get them to let me come here. I have to show them I can make it on my own."
I patted him on the back." Don't worry. If all else fails, I'll let you drag me hiking." I said with big cheesy grin. That got him to give me a half - hearted laugh.
"Yeah Right! You see one bug and I'll find you running in traffic screaming for ya life."
I laughed. "Nope. You'll find me unconscious in the woods."
"Why?"
"I'd be running so fast I'd probably knowing my luck hit a tree and be out cold." Heero laughed at me again like some manic. Telling me I was a silly ass. Hey, I'd got him to cool down and I cheered him up. What are friends for? As I made my way to the trailer they called a police station. I kept an eye on my friend. He doesn't do well around people. // Bad social skills. // I'll be damned if he's gonna get into it here. We don't even really know where we are.
The police officer was old. I mean that...damn he was beyond ancient. He was 'bout dust! // DAMN! // I asked the man if he'd heard of the camp. He told me no. So I rummaged through my bag. I gotta have something in here I can use. I found a bunch a stuff I'd been looking for days and the number to my boss. // For once being a pack rat paid off. // No answer. So I left a message.
" Hey Cat, it's me Duo. Me an Heero are at the train station waiting. It's 8 o'clock. Ya coming ta get us or what?" then the machine cut me off. I thanked the old man for his help // Not like he did anything. // and left.
As I walked back Heero was pacing around in circles.
" Hey there was no answer."
"You had the number?" he said giving me this "I'll beat you if you did" look.
"Uh. no. I called information they were listed. // That was not lying, it was survival. // Heero gets upset at the littlest things and I'm in no mood to tell him I had the number all this time and just forgot.
" Let's take a cab." I suggested quickly.
Heero agreed and commenced our ½ hour wait looking for a cab. Not like it was a big place it's just there were no cars. // This already sucks and I'm not even there yet. //
We finally got a cab.err. well a van. Thank God 'cause Heero was talking about walking the estimated 5-10 miles to the camp. // No thank you. I'm skinny enough thank you very much. //
The driver was a big ugly fat man, who kept looking at me and calling me miss. // I shoulda tucked in my hair. // I thought while rolling my eyes as he called me "Miss" for the 10th time. // I hate people // Now we asked him where the nearest store was. Instead of telling us, he took us to one. Not that I mind, I got to stock up on junk food. // Need I say their selection was badly in need of an overhaul but hey it's sugar. // Heero brought 2 drinks one for him and one for the driver. // Never mind Heero, Duo doesn't need anything. you freaking prick. I need new friends. //
Then this dyslexic cabby drove us to his house and was still calling me miss. He said he had to drop off his laundry. When he got out I told my so- called best friend who still hasn't offered me a drink,
" I'm not giving him more than 5 dollars. This is sick! Why are we at his house?"
Heero shrugged his shoulders. "Calm down. I don't know. This is a town people are like this.I guess."
" Well I don't like it. These people are stupid. I said please take us to the camp not your fucking house an the dumb fuck keeps callin' me 'Miss'. My name is Duo. Does that sound like freaking girls' name? I think not. Fucking retard! I swear I'm gonna flash' em if he keeps it up. Where the fuck is he anyway? What. he got stuck in the door! Fat bastard!" I bitched at Heero, who just stared at me like I'd lost my mind.
You wanna know what was really funny it took exactly 4 minutes to get to the camp. I only gave him 4 dollars. I was in a real giving mood.
// Drag me across town will you. //
Heero knowing me when I'm annoyed just quickly got out of the cab and started to get the bags out. The camp looked like a giant yard. There was no one there to greet us just some old dog walking around. // I'm beginning to hate it here already. //
"WHERE ARE THE FREAKING PEOPLE!" I yelled. "HHHHEEEELLLLOOOO!"
"Maybe their inside. Come on. Let's go look." Heero said.
"Umm. Heero oh wise one, which one? I see 3 houses and no sign of life and I ain't draggin' my shit back an forth for the fuck of it."
Heero rolled eyes. "Calm down. You're acting like a nut. You wait here. I'll go see if I can find someone."
Heero walked off mumbling something to himself. I sat down on one of his many suitcases // Don't wanna bend my comics. // and pulled out a comic. I was halfway through the comic, when I was scared half to death. Ok see I was reading my comic and really into it. Totally oblivious to rest of the world when this big ugly dirty truck drove up right in front of me. // Ok so I'm kinda deaf. // It stopped just about on top of me. I jumped tipping over the suitcase I was sitting on, sending me sideways into the graveled road and to make things worst 3 of Heero's other bags fell on me. // Stupid freaking son of a. //
I looked up to curse out the driver when I saw heads sticking out of the side of the pick up truck. Four head which were all laughing. Four girls to make my day even better and an ugly greasy looking driver // Why does every driver in this hell hole look like Barney from the Simpson's? // were laughing at me. // I'm so not gonna like it here! 3 months hurry the hell up! // I thought to myself. // Or I might have to kill someone. //
End for now