"The Evil of Sea-Horse Manor"
By: Teh Butterfly-winged Rat
"Who bloody puts spikes in the middle of the focking road!"
Amidst the darkness of Domino's back roads, Bakura, Marik, Pegasus and Yami -yes, Yami- stood outside in the middle of a thunderstorm. They were gathered around a tacky-aqua marine and green mini van, looking ever so cluelessly at he the vehicle. There was silence for a good long time.
A bit more silence.
The trees rustled... But, they were still quiet.
Yami scratched his face. Though, that was it for the next minute.
The silence continued.
"No, seriously, who puts spikes in the middle of the goddamn focking road!" Marik repeated, yelling directly into Yami's ear.
"I don't know..." the Pharaoh replied.
"Did I give you permission to speak?" Bakura reprimanded, smacking Yami in the back of the head. The tomb robber folded his arms and put on his best 'thinking face' and stared intently at the car tire. "I have deduced that the tire is flat." he announced proudly.
Pegasus looked at Bakura and down at the flat. "Well, I have deduced that you shouldn't have sent a n00b to do an evil dude's work." he said hinting to Yami.
Bakura just crossed his arms and pouted. "Young he is, inexperienced and foolish." the tomb-robber interjected. "And besides he's short."
A bolt of lightning and roar of thunder resonated in the sky.
Marik whined. "I'll kill you shits if it starts to-" a clap of thunder and a sudden down pour of water, "-rain... You bastards suck ass."
"Take shelter!" Bakura yelled and ran in a random direction, and of course Yami followed. Pegasus and Marik on the other hand, took the easier solution and went to the van. Pegasus sat in the passenger seat while Marik plopped down on the driver's seat before banging his head against the horn in frustration.
"We can't shittin' stay here the whole focking night!" the technically-seven year old Egyptian exclaimed. "What the hell are we gonna do?"
Like a well-placed convenience, the lightning illuminated the vicinity revealing a large castle-like house situated on the hilltop.
The blonde WTF-ed. "Holy focking Ra! We're sitting beside a bloody haunted house! Quick, get us the hell away from here!"
A look of utter distress appeared on Pegasus' face. "I can't... Yami's the driver."
The two exchanged glances. "We're so focking dead."
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Bakura and Yami, on the other hand, were crowding underneath a dying sakura tree, holding the fallen branches over their heads protection.
"Damn it! This isn't working." Bakura said in realization, throwing the two branches aside. "Yami! You are my apprentice. Sacrifice yourself for me!" his master commanded, grabbing Yami's hair and forcing him to form an ach over Bakura's head while the tomb-robber sat comfortably on the ground.
The Pharaoh let out a sigh. "The thing's I do to get what I want..."
Rat-sama: Whahahaa!
Cow: Whee It's so leafy.
Rat-sama: Yes, no one will get it. Thanki for helping me write this, Cow-kun.
Cow: You're welcome:
Rat-sama: Marik needs to wash his mouth…
Cow: Yes he does.