The Bon Michael Adventures
Track One: Billie Jean
"Un, Deux, Trois! Un, Deux, Troi—WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING?!" Bon Clay yelled at his disciples.
"We're sorry Bon-chan," One of them spoke up, "but ballet is getting kind of boring. We want to learn something cool!"
"Yeah," the second one agreed. "Something cool!"
The third one added, "Yeah, and something HIP and COOL!"
Bon Clay slapped the back of his hand to his forehead and leaned back drama-queen style. It was the third time they said these blasphemous things. These impatient little wannabes were annoying him! They just did not know that you had to start out classical and build up the leg strength needed for the "cool" and "hip" dances. It also gave them the control over their bodies that was needed to perfect the intricate, beautiful art of dance.
"Fine. You newbies want to learn hip and cool dance?" He leaned over at them with an arched eyebrow.
"HAI BON-CHAN! HAI!" They all begged in unison.
"Okay. Learners of the Beautiful Intricate Art of Dance, and of the Okama Way, I will teach you first………" Bon Clay started spinning around on one leg ballet style.
"TEACH US FIRST…..?"
"First………." He kept spinning.
"YES BON-CHAN TEACH US FIRST….?"
"First….." He whipped his leg toward him and he stood in attention.
"YES?!?!?!?"
"The moonwalk!"
"SUGEH!!!!!!!"
"Okay, since you are so eager to learn~" He made them line up side by side. "I will show you." He ran through the steps. "It is veee~rrry simple!" He did the moonwalk. "See?"
The minions just stared at him dumbfounded. "WHA--?"
Bon Clay smiled in Okama pride, as he knew they realized their mistake of skipping ahead. "See? You must learn the basics before you can do something as amazins as thiss~"
"Yes Bon-chan…" They replied as they hung their heads.
"Now! Un! Deu—WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The disciples were just standing there.
"Can we learn Thriller instead?" One said.
"Yeah, why not do Thriller?" The next one said.
"Let's learn Thriller!" The third one followed.
"I swear, on Emporio Ivanakov…."he muttered as he did an anime-sweatdrop.
--Burn This Disco Out—
(aka Fin)
Author's Notes:
Yeah guys. MJ IS DEAD!!! WAHHHHH!!! Since Bon Clay is soooo the Michael Jackson type, I figured he'd make a good MJ. So in Michael's memory, I'm going to write this story. Next songs up in no particular order:
Thriller
Beat It
Bad
Remember the Time
Smooth Criminal
Man in the Mirror (?)
And how many more I feel like writing. …