Hello people of earth! This is my first attempt writing in AIM style but i hope you like it!!! Its a work in progress so i'll try to update whenever i can. Also, please take time to read my other in-progress story When the Northern Lights Touch the Water!!! Oh, and BTW, if you haven't read the entire Twilight Saga, DO IT NOW :]
Screen names:
I_kno_im_a_hawt_dawg – Jacob
*sigh*– Jasper
I'maproudShopaholic32 – Alice
Beatdat! – Emmett
Blondes_r_best615 – Rosalie
Monster_ofthe_C – Renesmee
Don'tcallme_isabella181 – Bella
Bellas_romeo39 – Edward
loveDecorating – Esme
Carlisle – Carlisle
No_comment – Seth
Iprobablyhateyou – Leah
Beatdat! is online
Blondes_r_best615 is online
*sigh* is online
I'maproudShopaholic32 is online
Beatdat! : Whoosh! And the crowd goes nuts! *does victory dance* Go Emmett, Go Emmett!
Blondes_r_best615 : Hey babe, oh, and by the way, what ON EARTH are you doing???
I'maproudShopaholic32 : Same question as Rose….
*sigh* : I'm with Alice…
Beatdat! : I'm playing basketball, what do you think I was implying? Oh, where are my manners? Wanna play, Rose? Alice? Jasper? I'm winning, its, um… 0 - ….. Rose what comes after 10?
I'maproudShopaholic32 : Uh-oh , here comes kindergarten 101 all over again.
*sigh* : Duck and cover! *runs and hides*
Beatdat! : You and your army buddies would say that…
Blondes_r_best615 : Emmett, although I do love you I must say, EMMETT!!!!! Number one, HOW do you play basket ball on AIM? Two, no I do not want to play, and three, 11 comes after ten!!! Good God, and I wonder why I question my life sometimes.
Beatdat! : Idk, you just play. Why are you being such a pessimist?
Blondes_r_best615 : Because I'm wondering if you're loosing your sanity. Maybe I should have Carlisle take a look at you…
Beatdat! : NOOOOOOO!!!! You know I don't like being poked with his pointy doctor-y stuff!!!
I'maproudShopaholic32 : *laugh laugh laugh*
Blondes_r_best615 : And you know I don't enjoy seeing my monkey man cry when Carlisle gives you a shot!!!
*sigh* : Ohhhhhhhh… Emmett just got told!
I'maproudShopaholic32 : … By his wife!!! LOL
Beatdat! : HEY! *sniffles* That wasn't *sniffles* very nice! *sniffles* =(
All Except Emmett : *rolls eyes* GET OVER IT!!!
Bellas_romeo39 is online
Don'tcallme_isabella181 is online
Bellas_romeo39 : Emmett! Go outside, quick! Bella and I saw a grizzly!
Don'tcallme_issabella181 : It just ran into the woods! Hurry or it'll get away!
Beatdat! : W.T.F. Are you SERIOUS?!?!?! Grizzly season doesn't start for another 6 months!!!!!
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : Well, it looked A LOT like a bear, so go see! But, please, if it turns out to be Jacob, don't kill him.
Beatdat! : Emmett is OFF TO FIND AN IRATIBLE GRIZZLY!!! Oh, and I'll think about the last part if it is him. Peace suckas =)
Beatdat! is offline
Bellas_romeo39 : Wow. I can't believe he actually fell for your plan, Bella. But maybe you being a vampire is part of it… Anyway, to get to the point, it everyone still here???
Everyone: Yes!
I'maproudShopaholic32 : OMG, Edward, you're brilliant! *evil smirk* Payback time! Muahahahahahahaha!!
*sigh* : Whoa there, Alice, please don't go into hysterics, I can feel it too. *sends out calm waves* Now would someone please like to explain what is going on???
Bellas_romeo39 : Well, as you all know, April fools is in one week, and I'm sure that all of you are aware of how horrid that day will be while Emmett is around…
All in Unison : *Ugh. Groan. Moan.*
Blondes_r_best615 : Pa-leez don't remind me of that hideous day. I will never let Emmett go hunting with me on unimportant holidays ever again.
*sigh* : Ditto, he ruined my guitars =[
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : I won't ask either of you. But, I won't ever think of a mall the same way again *flashback*
*sigh* : He took you to the mall???
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : Worse. He burned all my clothes resulting in Alice taking me shopping for things that I didn't even get to share my opinion about.
Bellas_romeo39 : She wouldn't come out of the house for a week. I had to make Alice go out and buy her new clothes.
I'maproudShopaholic32 : I take offence to that, Bella. And Edward, you didn't make me go shopping to buy her new clothes, I was tired of you two nagging like there's no tomorrow. Do you know the meaning of 'shut-up?'
Blondes_r_best615 : Back on topic, please. You were saying, Eddie?
Bellas_romeo39 : Don't call me Eddie or I'll rip your throat out. As I was saying, we are going to get back at him with plan BTHOEOAFDBPNPOH.
All in Unison : ?!
Bellas_romeo39 : *rolls eyes* you honestly can't figure it out? It's so easy an Emmett can do it. lol! (A/N:for those of you who don't know or have been living in a cave for the last millennium, I borrowed that from the Geico commercial. Look it up :])Oh, Lord, I'm starting to sound like Alice. Lovely. Anyway, it stands for; Bug The Hell Outta Emmett On April Fool's Day By Pulling Numerous Pranks On Him plan. Got it now???
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : Well, thanks for clearing that definition up for us, Edward. Now what exactly is plan?
*sigh* : Yes, I'd like to also like to know the plan if you'd be so kind to explain it Captain Not So Obvious Definition Writer
Blondes_r_best615 : Waiting…
I'maproudShopaholic32 : *taps foot impatiently*
Bellas_Romeo39 : Well, what would all of you like to suggest???
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : I'll go burn his clothes- or his video games- or both
Blondes_r_best615 : I'll go trade his Wrangler in for a car just like Bella's old truck =]
*sigh* : I call breaking his Hannah Montana CD's!!!
I'maproudShopaholic32 : Can I help you, Bella???
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : Of, course, Alice.
Bellas_romeo39 : …and after you all are done, I'll move his remaining item(s) into the garage.
Blondes_r_best615 : This promises to be fun =)
*sigh* : Yes, ma'am, it does….
Beatdat! is online
Beatdat! : Hey guys! Whatcha doing?
All in Unison : *Whistling*
Beatdat! : You guys are weird…
Beatdat! is offline
Blondes_r_best615 : 'Night guys.
Blondes_r_best615 is offline
I'maproudShopaholic32 : Ditto…
*sigh* : I'm with Alice.
I'maproudShopaholic32 is offline
*sigh* is offline
Don'tcallme_isabella181 : ' Guess that leaves us.
Bellas_romeo39 : I'm right behind you, love.
Don'tcallme_isabella181 is offline
Bellas_romeo39 is offline
Thank you guys for reading! I know its not a lot sor far, but the next chapter is coming! So anyways, R&R please! Give me tips, comments, suggestions (preferabbly screen name suggestions, I'm brain dead lol) and ideas for what to write about on My Cullen AIM! Thanks! Next Chapter will be up 'n out soon!
-Snow