Fairweather Friend

A/N: I've done a few poems before but this is my first attempt at BtVS poetry so it may suck. Be gentle, I bruise easily from bad reviews. This is a poem about Drusilla and her eerie relationship with her treasured doll, Miss Edith.

She watches me with her festering eyes

As pretty as slaughtered lambs

Their ghosts prancing on barbed wire

Gaping onyx hollows; doeful and filled with sweet songs

Singing symphonies of blood and choirboys

All waltzing to float and crash on my ears

And burn on a glorious funeral pyre.

She whispers of the moon's prayer

And gives me black roses with my tea, ripe with death.

We laugh together; our noses filled with the raw, wicked smell,

The stench of funerals tickling us black and blue

I give her buttered bread and crumpets

As she divulges all shrouded secrets and oaths

And I watch the sparks of fireworks fly, dazzle and burn

At all my grand, lovely parties.

She is a wicked friend, all gossip and temper

But she doesn't backchat her Mummy, she's too good a girl

She doesn't want a spanking for rudeness; poor thing

Polite in front of guests, always minding the daisies

And filling Mummy's mind with such pretty darkness and chaos.

But she changes like the black wind, gentle and howling

All rough and tender, spiteful and compassionate

Speaking out of turn at tea just to see blooded poppies grow in my cheeks

Naughty and misbehaving, driving thorns into my side

Only a happy lady when all is well but turns horrid and wicked

At the throw of a dice, when all goes to purest hell

Blazing flames and tiring violence for Mummy

And she stands, smiles like a good girl but does nothing

She isn't my companion when tempests rage and the moon turns scarlet.

She drove all the bright birds away with her tiresome fussing,

Daddy ran to dusty cloisters of churches,

Grandmummy was burnt until she was warm again,

And my champion Spike forgot all about his princess

All my new, murderous family groaned and decayed

When my nasty friend, tea in hand, clicked her fingers

Striking their sparks out of my plays and games.

And she still smiles when I scold and punish her with branding irons

And all the things that sing, spit and scream

Because I keep her by my side still

As constant as the gossiping moon.

Miss Edith, the silly goose!

My fairweather friend

My only friend.