(Kaylee Presents: The Omega Kawaii Basil Song!)
My name is Basil,
Don't call me Bas.
I'm a detective,
Also a spaz.
I am quite smart, with razor wit.
Don't touch my pipe, or I'll throw a fit.
Because I am Basil, Rattigan is my blood enemy.
And when we're around each other,
The sh*t hits the fan pretty quickly!
Dr. David Dawson, is my best friend.
I don't like Olivia, or so I pretend.
We may both share, the same quaint home,
but yaoi shippers, please leave us alone!