A/N: Is this hard to follow?

While the Doctor and Rory were busy tinkering with the TARDIS, Past and Future Amy stole away to a secret nook, eager to get to know each other. The two Amys stood in awe of each other. After a while the one from the future said something. "Since you're checking me out, do you want me to take off my clothes?"

"Sure." Amy inspected her half-naked body. "Do I really look like that?"

"Yeah, you do." Amy undid her bra. "What do you think of your girls?"

"They look great," Amy reached out. "I just want to squeeze them."

"Be my guest."

Amy pulled her hand back. "Are you sure? It feels wrong?"

"Why?" said Amy. "You've got no problem looking at them."

"I'm just checking them out," said Amy. "If I touched them…wouldn't it be-"

"No," said Amy. "I'm you, just a few second in the future. You'd just be touching yourself. You touch yourself, don't you?"

"You already know the answer to that," said Amy.

"Well, you should have no problem with this then."

"Alright." Amy grabbed her breasts. "These feel incredible."

"Well, you should know," said Amy.

"Of course," said Amy. "It's just a different experience feeling them on someone else."

"I suppose," said Amy. "Are you enjoying yourself?"

"Yes. Your boobs are great" said Amy. "Well technically they're my boobs, but you understand."

"Yeah, I get it," said Amy. "You know you can do more."

"What do you mean?"

"When you masturbate, do you just play with your tits?"

"Again, you should already know the answer to that."

"Well we're masturbating. Let's kick things up a notch," said Amy.

"Okay." Amy quickly undressed.

"Aren't you eager?" said Amy. "I like your idea."

"What idea?"

"I'm a bit ahead of you," said Amy. "You'll think of it in a few seconds."

After a while Amy's eyes widened. "Wait you seriously want to-"

"Yes" said Amy. "Let's use the TARDIS and get another Amy to join the fun."

"Are you sure you know how to do that?" said Amy.

"Should be easy," said Amy. "Just set the controls and…things should happen. More importantly, which Amy should join us? I was thinking about that trip we took to Ibiza. Let's see how we looked in that bikini."

"Good choice, but I was thinking about teenage Amy. She definitely needed to get laid."

"Without a doubt," said Amy. "Remember those Cheeto and baloney sandwiches?"

"I loved those."

"You know, we don't have to choose. We can have both."

"I love you," said Amy.