Here's a random fanfic I wrote with James of "Big Time Rush". It's kind of supposed to be an insult to the Nickelodeon producers for canceling "Invader ZIM". *pouty face* It's basically just more randomness, and I don't own BTR or anything to do with it. Nick and Bob are OCs.

James looked over his script. He took out his can of Cuda Spray.

"Why can't I just improvise? I could do a much better job than this script." He threw the script on the ground and started spraying his whole body with Cuda Man Spray.

Nick, the director for the commercial, just shook his head.

"James, just please say what's on the script," he pleaded. They had been trying to shoot the commercial for hours.

"Nikki, calm down. I'll finish the commercial," James reassured him.

"For the last time, call me Mr. Dianne! And my name is not Nikki! My name is Nicholas L. Dianne!" the angry director yelled.

"Really? What does the 'L' stand for?" James asked randomly.

"That's not the point! You need to finish this commercial!" he screamed, his face turning red.

"Are you okay?" James asked. "I know what'll make you feel better!" He took out his can of Cuda Spray and started running around the studio knocking things over and trying to spray everyone with Cuda Spray, including Nick.

Bob, the cameraman, spoke up. "Everyone, please calm down," he said in a monotone. Surprised crew members looked at Bob. Bob hardly ever talked.

"Oh, lighten up, Bob," James said. He smiled. "I know what'll cheer you up!" He jumped over a chair and tripped on some wires. The can of Cuda Spray flew out of his hands and banged on the floor. The cap popped off and Cuda Man Spray spewed out of the damaged nozzle, spraying everyone within ten feet of the mess. James ducked behind a fallen chair.

A few minutes after the accident, James looked around. The crew around him got the full blast of the defective spray, so they had the worst of rashes, allergies, and hives.

"Oh, uh, sorry about that." James walked over to Nick, who had slipped on a puddle of spray, hit his head on a metal chair, and was now lying on the floor unconscious. "Nick? Nikki? Mr. Dianne?" James waved his hand in front of his face.

Nick groaned and rolled onto his side. "Nikki! You're awake!" James shouted happily. "Do you need more Cuda Spray?" James asked. He pulled out his back-up can out of his pocket. Nick groaned again and opened his eyes.

"No, no, no!" he yelled. He put out his hands in front of his eyes, but it still managed to leak into his eyes. "AAAAHHHH!" he screamed in agony. He jumped up, his eyes burning with rage and pain. "Damn it! James, you idiot! What'd you do that for?" Nick yelled angrily. He clutched his face in pain. His corneas stung from the chemicals that were in the spray.

James wore a look of shame on his face. "I'm sorry. Here, have a free can of Cuda Man Spray!" James said. He tossed a can at the already furious director's head. Nick fell to the floor cradling his throbbing head. The can fell to the floor with a loud CLANK!

"Yeah... I think I'll just go now," James said. He quickly gathered his things and ran out the door.

Okay, that's all for this fanfic. I'll try to post the next chapter to my "IZ" & "P&F" crossover as soon as I write it. I promise (you can sue me if I don't post it in the next three days.) XD