A/N: Hi! Okay, so these are going to be one-shots based on 'the slap' posts. It's bade, obviously, and I might add some cade as well. Well, enjoy!

The slap post:

Andre: What's up man? Where you been?

Beck: Sick. Jade's taking care of me.

Andre: Oooh, sorry about that.

Beck: Hi, Andre. It's Jade. I'm sitting right next to Beck and NEWSFLASH: I know how to read.

Andre: Right... I was kidding. You're the best girlfriend. Sweet, caring...

Beck: Stop typing.

Jade's POV

I walked into Beck's RV, slamming the door behind me. Beck's head shot up. "Uhhh. You woke me up." he groaned. "Good." I answered back stubbornly. Just because he was sick, doesn't mean I'm going to be extra nice to him or anything. "Sit up." I ordered sternly. He started to lift himself up before flopping back down. "I'm too weak." he muttered.

I sighed. I went over to help him, putting down the can of soup on my way. I gently held his body and slowly pulled him up into a sitting position. "Thanks." he mumbled weakly. "Shut up. If you want to get better then you have to stay quiet." I responded firmly. "But my throats not the problem." he said confused.

I glared at him. "I don't care. Be quiet anyway." he rolled his eyes before resting his head on the cushion behind him. I picked up the can of soup and tried to open it. "Uuurgh, it's not opening!" I complained. I then saw a pair of scissors resting on Beck's drawer. I grabbed and swiftly cut open the top of the can. I smiled, blowing my scissors coolly like they do in the movies.

"What is that?" Beck asked through narrowed eyes. "Soup. It's going to make you feel better, so you better eat all of it." I replied, pouring it into a bowl and placing it into the microwave. Beck groaned once again. "I can't eat anything."

"Then you can drink it." I replied sarcastically. He sighed dramatically. I took the soup out of the microwave and placed it in front of Beck. Giving him a spoon, I said, "There. Now eat." He looked at it with a disgusted face before cautiously lapping up one spoonful. He swallowed painfully and looked at me. "It tastes disgusting." he reported. I glared at him until he ate another spoonful.

Just then he got a text. It was Andre. It read, "What's up man? Where you been?" Beck motioned for me to give me his pear phone. He then replied, "Sick. Jade's taking care of me." He gave me a disgusted look while he slurped away at his soup. His phone beeped again. "Oooh, sorry about that." I snatched the phone off of Beck and angrily typed back. "Hi, Andre. It's Jade. I'm sitting right next to Beck and NEWSFLASH: I know how to read." Throwing the phone down I looked up to see Beck's normally gorgeously tanned face now very pale. "Beck?" I asked cautiously. He didn't acknowledge me, he just clutched his belly. I slowly looked away from him as his phone got another text.

As soon as I had though, there was a hurling sound and Beck's head was thrown over the edge of his bed. I quickly hurried to his side and held his long hair back while he threw up in the bin. "I'm sorry." he mumbled. "Ssssh." I closed my eyes and hoped that Beck would be okay. He then returned his head to the cushion. I quickly jumped out and grabbed some wipes from the bathroom, before returning to his side.

I cleaned his face carefully before settling down next to him. "Sorry." he muttered yet again. "No, I'm sorry. Sorry I made you eat that disgusting soup." Beck smiled weakly. "It helped though. I feel a little better already." I grinned back at him. I then remembered that he had gotten another text. Opening it, I saw that it was another one from Andre, saying, "Right... I was kidding. You're the best girlfriend. Sweet, caring..."

I was wazzed off with Andre at this point, and wasn't bothered to carry on arguing with him, so I simply wrote, "Stop typing," before snuggling next to Beck. He was shivering but didn't say anything. I rolled my eyes, putting my arms around him. After a little while he stopped shivering, and he was starting to look a lot better. "Thanks Jade." he said a lot more strongly than before. I poked his belly before grumbling, "Tell no one."

He chuckled. "Oh, and I'll make sure to tell Andre that you definitely are the best girlfriend ever." I had to smile at this, and kissing his cheek softly, I soon fell asleep, my head resting on his shoulder, his head resting on mine.

A/N: Well, I hoped you like it! Be sure to tell me what you thought by making use of that little box at the bottom of the page. (: