Camoflouge!, a hunger games fanfic

Hey everyone! I guess I just got bored... Anyway, here is another fic about the hunger games! And the voices are in italic. Team Peeta or Team Gale? I am Team Peeta. If all you viewers aren't... Let's just say to leave the lights on tonight...

"Peeta Mellark." Effie had said with a plain tone.

Seriously.

Why me?

I am just a freaking bakers son, who also loves camoflouge.

Five Days Past

So, yeah. We're in the games.

Yay.

So yeah, rising platforms, cool.

"Three, two, two and a half, two and a quarter, one, go!"

Everyone, running, screaming, blood, intestines...

Alrighty, just run.

Run.

Stop standing here!

Run!

Ohhh, paintbrush!

And so, I run, grab it, and, um, run some more.

People murdering, running, and " No I don't wanna play this game!" people.

Forest!

Trees!

Crushed up tree bark, dead plants and some nuts, create some material that even looks like a tree!

"Camo! Camo! Camoflouge! Camo, Camo, Camoflouge! Paintin' Camoflouge!" I sing a little camoflouge song as I paint myself.

THREE DAYS LATER

Well, no idea how long I've been in the arena.

Water...

Haha!

Just Kidding!

Am.

Great.

CAMOFLOUGE!

FOUR DAYS LATER

The careers... Out to get me.

I know what will save the day!

CAMOFLOUGE!

So,now I am a stiff rock.

" Hey, did anyone hear a little girl singing camoflouge or something?"

Oh Crap.

I know who said that.

Cato.

So I hide in the brush under the rocks.

"Heh heh. Mr. Peeta Mellarky was here."

So then, Cato slashes the rocks.

After an hour, I come out with my colored paintbrush.

" CAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLOUGE!"

I paint myself as a tree and sleep the night there.

The sky is now dark, and the anthem comes on...

The little girl?

From District 11?

Then a video plays.

" Rue! NO!"

I realize that...

Its Katniss.

"Katniss, sing. Sing for me."

The helpless child says.

"Um... O-okay." She says, sniffling up her tears.

" Deep in the meadow,

Under the willow,

A bed of grass,

A soft green pillow.

Lay down your head,

And close your sleepy eyes,

And when they open,

The sun will rise.

Here it's safe,

Here it's warm.

Here the daisies guard you from every harm.

Here your dreams are sweet.

And tomorrow brings them true.

Here is the place where I love you.

Deep in the meadow,

Hidden far away,

A cloak of leaves,

A moonbeam ray.

Forget your woes

And let your troubles lay,

And when again its morning,

The'll wash away.

Here it's safe,

Here it's warm?

Here the daisies guard you from every harm.

Here your dreams are sweet,

And tomorrow brings them true.

Here is the place where,

Love,

You."

Then, she closes Rue's eyes.

ONE DAY LATER

I wake up from the tree, to find Katniss wandering.

I took the paintbrush and started to sing again.

"Cam, ooooooohhhh, flouuuuge."

She perks her head back and fourth.

"CAMMMIOOOOO FLOUGE!"

I scream the words straight out of my mouth.

"P-Peeta?" She questions.

"Yessss?" I scream from the tree.

"What are you doing?"

"CAMMMOOOOOOFLOUGGING!" I yell back.

THREE DAYS LATER

"Well, shoot me. Both of us are going down!" Cato says, as he chocks me.

Katniss then shoots his hand.

"Oh mah hand!" Cato yells as he falls back into the dogs.

Yay!

We won!

"All thanks to CAMMMOOOOFLOUGE!"

Haha! It's pretty cute! Please review and it may be a little stupid but funny! Anyway, check out 'How the hunger games should have ended' by HISHEdotcom. It is really funny and with the rest of the series! Well, please review, favorite me as an author, favorite the story, and everything else! Or something will happen to Gale... Remember, please review! And rate!