Summary: I know what every faithful (and not as faithful) Harry Potter-fan has been thinking; what if I ended up at Hogwarts?

But, most of you would say; "No, that's impossible! It's easier to win at the lottery!"

And yes, it probably is. Or is it?

One morning, five girls from Sweden all of a sudden wake up in Mr Weasley's enchanted car right outside of the Forbidden Forest, without knowing where they are, what they are doing there or how they even got there in the first place! But one thing is certain; these five girl do not fear a challenge. Oh, and they do like colours..

Disclaimer: Now, I don't own the Harry Potter-universe, even though I could give my right leg, my left arm, my one ear and a finger to do so!

A/N: Oh my god, it's finally here! :D Juust kidding.. so, here's me and my friends' epic masterpiece finally translated into English, just for you! :D Really, it's zuper awezome :3 No, but seriously, this story isn't serious is any way. And even though I know that character shouldn't be based upon real people, these are. Well... no. Or are they? :O

Enjoy!

Puff – the Pathetic Parody

Prologue
Girl talk at Wera's place

"Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff…" squeaked Miranda Strömquist, Manda, while she gripped a pillow as she was swaying back and forth.

Wera Wimmergren and Louise Petersson both sighed heavily.

"Why don't you just tell him that you like him?" Wera asked, a bit coldly.

"So, what am I supposed to say, then?" Manda asked offended. "Are you saying that I should just march right up to him and say, 'Hi Patrik! You know what? I'm in love with you!'?" She flung her arms out in a dramatic gesture.

"Yeah!" Wera's said in a pitchy voice, looking innocent. "Why not?"

Matilda Kira, Tuldus, came crawling to Manda and put her hand on her knee. "I understand you, Manda," she said comfortingly. "It's never easy to be in love."

"Oh, please," Louise, Lollo, sighed and shook her head.

Nathalie Näsström, Natta, who had been silent until this moment, chuckled.

"But… but… but Lollo!" Manda pleaded and looked at Lollo. "Please, can I come with you to a jam with your band sometime? You're so good!"

"You just want to see Puff," Wera said, just as coldly as before.

"Soo?" Manda smiled innocently.

"So, how's it going with Jesper then, Tuldus?" Natta asked, and everybody's attention turned towards Tuldus.

She looked a bit dreamy and distant as looked out the window, leaned back against Manda's knees. She then exhaled in a dreamy whisper; "Linus have the most beautiful eyes…"

"No, he looks like an ugly girl!" Wera exclaimed, and you would almost freeze from the coldness in her voice.

"No, he does not!" Tuldus cried shrilly, clearly offended, and bounced up to her feet. "Why do you always criticise my crushes? Wera, you're so mean!"

"Because you always pick ugly guys, and because I love to criticise people," Wera said and shrugged.

"Linus is not ugly!" Tuldus muttered. "You've just got bad taste."

"I do not have bad taste!" Wera gasped. "Linus is ugly!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Do you really have to talk about my band members like that?" Lollo shouted in the middle of their row, her voice dripping with annoyance.

"No, I'm talking about Tuldus's guys," Wera said, as if there was nothing as simple in the whole world.

"Yeah, my band members," Lollo said.

Wera looked like question mark for a moment, but found her words and said; "Well, technically Linus is only one person, which means you can't say band members, you have to say band member."

Lollo rolled her eyes and slapped her hand on her forehead. "I was talking about both Linus and Puff!"

"Aaah!" Wera said.

Lollo shook her head. "Oh my god..."

"Hey, guys," Natta said from her silent corner. "It's over two am."

"Wow," said the others simultaneously. They looked out the window, and notice that the mighty northern sun had just set.

"We could run around the house to wake up a bit," Wera suggested and rose from the worn out sofa.

"Oh, come on!" Manda groaned.

"That sounds like a great idea!" Tuldus said and joined Wera.

The others dragged themselves up from their seats and walked out to the glass door Wera and Tuldus had just walked out of. The five fifteen-year-olds ran around the field, laughing and shouted. Once again, they became children.

After a while, they all collapsed on the ground, laughing and exhausted. There they lay for a while, listening to the sound of their own breathing and nature's melodies. After a moment of silence, Tuldus yawned.

"I'm too tired to go back inside," she said. "It's comfortable out here, anyway. I can sleep without a cover."

"Yeah, let's sleep outside!" Lollo said with enthusiasm.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting a cover," Natta said and rose.

"Get one for me as well!" Lollo said.

"And me!" Wera said.

"Me too!" Manda said.

"Alright, get one for me too," Tuldus said.

"You all want covers?" Natta shouted from inside the house.

"Yes!" the four remaining girls replied.

A short while after, Natta returned with the covers. She threw them onto the others and took one for herself. When they were all tucked down on the grass, there was a moment of silence. They could hear the distant laughs from the party on the other side of the lake, and the birds sang their songs in the forest.

"Hey guys, what if we ended up at Hogwarts?" Tuldus asked dreamily. "How cool wouldn't that be?"

"Well, if we ended up there, I would definitely violate all the hot guys," Wera said.

"Yeah, you and me, Wera!" Manda said.

"Poor guys," Lollo said sympathisingly.

"So, how would we get there?" Natta asked.

"Well, we'll fly…" Tuldus said.

"Yeah, one can always dream," Lollo sighed.

They all lay there and chatted about what they would do if they ever ended up at Hogwarts, until they finally fell asleep. And there the five teenagers were, sleeping soundly, unaware of the brutally waking that awaited them.