Velvet Scarlatina. Queen of all the land. Who would've thought that?

As hard as it was to believe, that was the truth. The young girl who was just a student at Beacon Academy training to become a Huntress was now sitting in a royal throne of all things. The throne itself was massive given that it was made for someone much larger than her, as evidenced by the fact that her feet were still on the sit as she sat in it. Size aside it was a pretty comfy seat as one would expect from a seat made for royalty.

She even got a nice crown to go with it, tilting to one side of her head as it was supported by one of her long ears from the inside. Not that she cared to wear it normally as her long rabbit ears made it difficult to wear any sort of headwear in general and she didn't feel like cramming both of her ears into the crown. She had enough on her mind as it was outside of any concern for how she appeared.

Staring into the glass of milk she had in hand, she found it hard to be happy about her current predicament. The thunder rumbling outside of the throne room reflected the negative emotions she had in the place of her happiness. Emotions that had developed and build up over the course of a journey which lead to her ending up here. A rather unpleasant adventure that took her through a bizarre wonderland filled with equally bizarre characters, plenty of them trying to kill her along the way or trying to screw her over at least which often lead to her killing them in self-defense or simply to move on.

The few characters that were in the throne room with her were arguably the friendlier characters she had met along the way, ranging from bipedal animals to inanimate objects with eyeballs and mouths. All evidence that she wasn't in Vale anymore. She wasn't sure she was even in her own world anymore considering everything that she had seen and fought off. In hindsight, she felt no guilt about all the killing she did considering she wasn't sure if killing inanimate objects counted as murder and she was fairly sure killing the animal residents didn't count as murder.

It was fair to say that her adventure had really changed her and she could still remember it like it was yesterday because it literally was yesterday. What a day that was, easy one of the strangest days she's ever had as well as one of the worst. With nothing else to do at the moment, she can only sit there as she thought about the long chain of events that lead up to this moment. Like with many people, her adventure started due to her getting drunk one night and waking up in an unfamiliar setting.

The start of what she would call a bad fur day.


This was an idea I had for a while, wondering what it could be like having Velvet go through Conker's Bad Fur Day. Will make some mild changes but will intend to keep it as vulgar and violent as the original game, hence the M rating. May also make some mild changes to correct errors or improve the chapters.

For all that are fans of the game, hope you enjoy and share with others that will enjoy it.