Hey SexyPants... I wrote you a love story.
Gir!" Zim shouted. "What is this horrible meat pile doing in the kitchen?"
On the table meats of every kind from hot dogs to T-bones were piled high.
"It's for the Valentine's day!" Gir squealed jumping to the top of the meat stack and then rolling down the side of it.
"Stop that Gir!" Zim ordered. "We do not Valintine. We are conquerors. Besides, Valentines day was over three months ago."
"Aww." The robot whined. "But I was going to give it to The Gaz."
"Gaz?!" Zim raged. "My sworn enemies sister? What are you thinking Gir?"
"Uh... what?" Gir asked as he lifted the top of his head and pulled out a muffin.
"Get the filthy meats out of my kitchen, NOW GIR!"
The little robot made his way along the street, now wearing his green dog costume and pulling a wagon full of meat behind him.
He stopped outside of Gaz's house and rang the bell.
Dib opened the door.
"Hi there!" Gir said waving in his face.
Dib struck his best karate pose.
"What are you doing here?" He demanded.
"I'm bringing Gaz the meat." Gir said.
Dib looked around him at the wagon and raised an eyebrow incredulously.
"What's with the meat? " Gaz asked, coming to the door.
"It's Valentine's meat!" Gir said. " I got it for yooooou!"
Gaz shrugged and reached for a hot dog.
"Gaz no!" Dib shouted. "You can't eat that meat! That's ENEMY MEAT!"
Gaz rolled her eyes and took a bite out of the hotdog.
She walked back into the house and slammed the door behind her leaving her brother with his eye twitching on the front steps.
"Happy Valentines Big Head Kid!" Gir said and planting a big kiss on Dibs mouth he turned and flew away on his jets.