In Eastern Prussia, in the 1800's, rumors of a vicious creature had started to spread, eventually leaking into the rest of Europe. Mayhem, hysteria, near anarchy broke out, until Austria put the rumors to an end, saying this beast didn't exist. However skeptical and reasonable Austria had been, even if he seemed to confirm nonexistence himself, he was lying. Austria was the second, and this is why he had the nonexistence of the monsters confirmed.

Vampires.

Naturally, if word had gotten out, fingers would point to Romania. Of course they would be wrong. The only greater secret was that Prussia was not truly albino.

He was the head Vampire.

They continued to infect the other countries. Hungary was another early vampire, although it is unclear whether it was Austria or Prussia bit her. But, before anyone could notice their lack of daytime activity time, Austria took a trip to England and bit the Brit as well. England then cast his protection charms over the other nations.

Now, properly charmed, Prussia could go on and bite Germany. After this, things calmed down for a while, until, of course, World War Two. In the process of their defeat, Germany bit N. Italy and Japan. Naturally, N. Italy bit S. Italy bit Spain bit France, and Japan bit China bit Hong Kong and Taiwan and Korea. Greece was soon to follow, and is another vampire who's biter is unknown, although France and Japan are highly likely offenders.

Prussia once again became bored as things slowed down, and decided to launch a vampire attack on Ukraine, who bit Belarus, who bit Russia, the Trembling Trio, and the Nordic five all within the same half hour. Of course, even those who couldn't read the atmosphere could tell something was terribly wrong when N. Italy finally snapped and struck down a beautiful woman. That's when America, having somehow evaded the Vampirism, took cover, hoping Switzerland and Lichtenstein would help. Of course, no one messed with Switzerland, and in turn Lichtenstein. Both were entirely out of the question, leaving America alone.

America was quite a fighter, but he was no match for even one vampire, so when thirty vampire nations descended on him, he couldn't do anything, leaving America the last the join the vampire ranks.

So the nations started to settle back into their normal lives, but only as Vampires with abnormal outbursts of rage and strength, spreading terror everywhere (except Switzerland, of course). And, by accident, Russia made another nuclear plant near Ukraine explode while trying to hide from the even scarier Vampire Belarus. However, this particular plant released an element into the air called Secondpersonalitium, or 2P. This would have caused all the nations to act the exact opposite of themselves, but, all the nations were vampires, so the element had no effect on them. Because of this lack of effect, they ignored the problem, and it eventually spread. Every nation was a Vampire, so they were all safe.

Or were they?

Meet Canada.

Canada was always overshadowed by his brother, America, and was often not scene, therefore, the invisible country. But, once the Secondpersonalitium spread to Canada, things started to change. Canada started to experience violent mood swings, random temper fits, along with the urge and ability to be abnormally loud. Poor Canada became his worst nightmare. A sudden love of guns presented itself, along with cravings for violence and a hatred of quiet. He suddenly became very negative, and this is when he decided to kill himself by Maple Syrup overdose.

Then he remembered; the other countries were Vampires. They all ignored him as he simply sat in the corner, watching as each country was bitten, never being harmed himself.

So, Canada did some internet research on how to return Vampires to normal because, after all, it'd be a terrible shock when 2P Canada suddenly took over the world. Of course, he found the usual "wooden stake" and "silver bullet" nonsense, but all of that would surly kill the other nations. Suddenly he stumbled upon the theory that if you killed the head Vampire, the first one, then you'd free the others from being Vampires themselves.

Canada thought about that for a while, using his uncanny, quiet intelligence to narrow down the search to the oldest countries. His first stop: hunting down Ancient Rome. Canada boldly paraded to the beach where he's observed Ancient Rome magically appear and preform on several occasions (Yes, he was on the beach when the Allies attacked the Axis, they just didn't see him. Same in Paint it White, and any other beach/Rome occasion.) Of course, Rome only appeared Italian style, singing and the whole nine yards. Canada didn't pay attention to the man, but to his voice, listening for any hissing, which could betray the presence of Vampire fangs.

Suddenly, Canada drew the conclusion that none of the ancient empires that were nonexistent today had been turned into Vampires. He crossed Rome off his list, and contemplated crossing out both Austria and Prussia, but decided against it since he had seen Prussia bite Austria. Canada thought about that as he walked away from the now offended Roman.

Suddenly Canada stopped in his tracks. Prussia . . .

Canada shouldered his machine gun, and started towards Prussia's.

Canada kicked open the door, badass style, and stared at the Prussian, who was murmuring "Keseseses," at himself in the mirror. Prussia jumped at the sound of the door slamming, and turned, startled, towards Canada.

Of course, Prussia had no clue in who was standing there with a gun and a shocking similarity to America. Of course, he dismissed all differences and assumed it to be an angry America.

"Oi, America, be easy on my awesome door!" Prussia growled, "Don't make me call West!"

"I'm not America," Canada said menacingly.

"Then who the hell are you, then!?" Prussia yelled, stepping closer to the 2P Canadian.

"Who am I?" Canada asks quietly. He suddenly lunges forwards and grabs Prussia by the collar of his shirt. "WHO AM I!?" Prussia gulps, his red eyes darting around the blonde's face. Canada through the 'albino' to the floor and swung his gun in front of him, aiming at Prussia's head. "I'M CANADA!"

And with a shiver of delight, Canada lets loose about half the rounds in the machine gun on the head vampire, saved the world from Vampires, but went completely, 2P insane while at it.

Fin

So? What do you guys think?

I'm thinking of making this into a collection of Canada 2P's and Cracks . . .

Please review!